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Old 06-23-2008, 05:24 PM   #101
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"Doug visiting the Hachems."
i think the fact that he's all sweaty makes it even creepier
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Old 06-23-2008, 05:43 PM   #102
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Doug Lee: Ace on the River, I think that is a poker book.

Doug Lee: You know, there is a picture of me in that book
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Old 06-23-2008, 08:28 PM   #103
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Re: Doug Lee, biggest toolbox ever?

He may be the most insecure person this side of Hellmuth.

The pic with this caption is my favorite:

"Doug at the Crown Casino in Australia with friends Andy Roddick, Maria Sharapova and Richard Brodie."
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Old 06-23-2008, 10:12 PM   #104
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Re: Doug Lee, biggest toolbox ever?

This thread irritates me, because I thought Doug Lee was a tool like 3 years ago. I especially liked the hand in which he flopped an underfull against Chris Ferguson in PLO and then sat on it. Ferguson caught the bigger boat on the turn and bet and Lee put on his greatest acting performance to trap the Jesus.

The look on his face when he triumphantly flipped his hand and then realized that he was drawing almost dead was priceless.
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Old 06-24-2008, 12:00 AM   #105
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fwiw he seems to have a good life, traveling alot and dating nice looking girls occasionally


Hi Doug.
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Old 06-24-2008, 03:31 PM   #106
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From http://shaniaconline.blogspot.com/

I got moved to a much slower, nittier table. I was forced to rebuy again anyway after losing a couple of hands to Doug Lee, who then uttered this devastatingly lame line--"I think we've seen each other on TV before, right?"--by way of introduction. Karga Holt, a cash game player from Commerce and extremely down-to-earth guy, called him "maybe the biggest schmuck I have ever played with" based on the comment, which was a little harsh, but probably not too far off.
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Old 06-24-2008, 08:39 PM   #107
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Re: Doug Lee, biggest toolbox ever?

For everyone that's in Vegas and runs into (or seeks out) Mr. Doug Lee:

1. Walk up to Doug and ask him "Haven't I seen you on the tv"?
2. Ask for autograph. Tell him to make it out to SIIMP
3. Take pic and post here
4. Hilarity ensues
5. Profitttt
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Old 06-25-2008, 01:45 AM   #108
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i think the fact that he's all sweaty makes it even creepier
Like I said before...he's sweaty because he just finished cleaning their house.
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Old 06-25-2008, 05:40 AM   #109
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Like I said before...he's sweaty because he just finished cleaning their house.
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Old 06-25-2008, 01:30 PM   #110
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A few months ago in the 100-200 at the bellagio the following occured:

Random hand concludes with someone winning the pot due to an ace comming on the river.

Doug Lee: Ace on the River, I think that is a poker book.

Rest of the Table: ......

Doug Lee: Have any of you read that book

Rest of the Table: ......

Doug Lee: You should read it, it's a good book

Rest of the Table: .....

Doug Lee [frustrated that nobody has taken his bait]: You know, there is a picture of me in that book

Rest of the Table: .....


Good times...
Yeah and i bet he's only in there because Barry G was drunk and thought he looked hot
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Old 06-25-2008, 02:37 PM   #111
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Old 06-25-2008, 04:47 PM   #112
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I was playing at the Bellagio when he tried to angle shoot and when I said something, he got in my face, yelled at me and stormed away from the table. He was totally busto. I didn't even know who he was until someone told me...

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Old 06-25-2008, 07:37 PM   #113
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Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...ok!

No offense, but I don't think most will get the connection. Same kind of video or pic from another more well known movie that made more than 900 K might be more relevant.

With no sound...don't help either!
You really suck at this poasting stuff.
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Old 06-25-2008, 07:49 PM   #114
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Yeah and i bet he's only in there because Barry G was drunk and thought he looked hot
bahahahahaha!!!!!!
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Old 06-25-2008, 07:55 PM   #115
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lol he looks pretty creepy in that banner
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Old 06-25-2008, 09:33 PM   #116
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Re: Doug Lee, biggest toolbox ever?

i played him in 2/5nl at the rio a week or two ago.

i had a hand where i 3bet shoved 66 on a J76T two heart board. he tanked forever, says "you trying to bully me, kid?." thinks longer, says, "ok, ill gamble." calls, river bricks and he flips up 98. sgh;lisgy;faslkbhf;adkdbhadfkj.
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Old 06-25-2008, 10:19 PM   #117
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i played him in 2/5nl at the rio a week or two ago.

i had a hand where i 3bet shoved 66 on a J76T two heart board. he tanked forever, says "you trying to bully me, kid?." thinks longer, says, "ok, ill gamble." calls, river bricks and he flips up 98. sgh;lisgy;faslkbhf;adkdbhadfkj.
In the words of a now famous internet Moran, "HE WORKED YOU! HE WORKED YOU! YOU GOT A WATCH? CAUSE THAT'S WHAT TIME IT IS!!!!"
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Old 06-25-2008, 11:05 PM   #118
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You really suck at this poasting stuff.
And you are?
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Old 06-25-2008, 11:07 PM   #119
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i played him in 2/5nl at the rio a week or two ago.

i had a hand where i 3bet shoved 66 on a J76T two heart board. he tanked forever, says "you trying to bully me, kid?." thinks longer, says, "ok, ill gamble." calls, river bricks and he flips up 98. sgh;lisgy;faslkbhf;adkdbhadfkj.
man this is hilarious. this guy can't be for real.
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Old 06-26-2008, 12:24 AM   #120
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how do you know i'm racist when you don't even know what race i am???fyi i'm also asian
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Old 06-26-2008, 03:36 AM   #121
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Old 06-26-2008, 04:36 AM   #122
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Old 06-29-2008, 07:57 PM   #123
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Re: Doug Lee, biggest toolbox ever?

100-200 at bellagio, doug busts 2 from the blind, he announces he is 2000 behind, but does not put any cash on the table. I elect not to say anything unless he actually plays his utg hand. He ends up folding, and then leaves $1 on the table and says he will be back. Because he's such a fish the seat remained locked up for 3+ hours, he never returned. I'm certain he did not have the 2000 on him...
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Old 06-30-2008, 12:56 AM   #124
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Re: Doug Lee, biggest toolbox ever?

[x] tool box
[x] ass clown
[x] Doug Lee isnt sexy enough for Doug Lee (just ask him)
[ ] 25
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Old 07-01-2008, 05:47 PM   #125
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i played him in 2/5nl at the rio a week or two ago.

i had a hand where i 3bet shoved 66 on a J76T two heart board. he tanked forever, says "you trying to bully me, kid?." thinks longer, says, "ok, ill gamble." calls, river bricks and he flips up 98. sgh;lisgy;faslkbhf;adkdbhadfkj.
Standard for doug, slowrolling is a big part of his game, and one of the many reasons we all love him so much...
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