Doug Lee, biggest toolbox ever? - Page 4 - Poker News

Holy crap, I could've sworn that he was at least 30 and probably 35. Knowing his real age makes me think that all of his nonsense is just a huge level that all of him and his friends are laughing at.

Edit: Lol, it all makes sense now. How can you not laugh at that picture with him and the three world champs (unless it is photoshopped?)? The dude's a genius.

Last edited by Jailblazers; 06-22-2008 at 01:12 AM.

06-22-2008 , 01:08 AM

#78

RickAstleyFan

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Something about this picture, and the notation by this picture made me laugh.

06-22-2008 , 01:12 AM

#79

pnycff

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this clown probably keeps 8 by 10 pics of himself in his car and signs them for people who dont want them

06-22-2008 , 01:38 AM

#80

The Bandit Fish

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Quote:

Originally Posted by zkg

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doug_Le...oker_player%29

A+

06-22-2008 , 01:50 AM

#81

siglo

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spotted at the bellagio an hour ago playing bj alone 200-500 a hand

06-22-2008 , 01:55 AM

#82

PLO8FaceKilla

old hand

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that picture of him posing in front of the Hachem family portraits makes him look like a sweaty serial killer.

06-22-2008 , 01:57 AM

#83

Poopy_Pants

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LOL at wiki page

06-22-2008 , 02:08 AM

#84

MyironThumb

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haha the wiki page really cracked me up. A+ work!

06-22-2008 , 02:15 AM

#85

RickAstleyFan

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Someone has to have the abilities to just tear up that Wiki page...

gogogogogogo

06-22-2008 , 02:27 AM

#86

PLO8FaceKilla

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that wikipedia page is hilarious

06-22-2008 , 03:44 AM

#87

The Harv

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There's know way that dude is 25... No way in hell. The person who wrote the last sentence of his Wiki page is a comedy genius.

06-22-2008 , 03:50 AM

#88

yellowsub

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Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 4,095

i played 1020 with him at bellagio and he was buying in for the min and shoving openraises, totally killed the game, and acted like a dbag to boot

f him

06-22-2008 , 04:17 AM

#89

runvnme

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Wow I'm from his city and have seen him at the casino and thought he was kinda cocky. I had seen his website and looked up his results and knew he wasn't deserving of his attitude. But wow, I didn't know much.

lmao at the wikipedia

06-22-2008 , 04:36 AM

#90

Bawookles

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And now to add insult to injury, read how poker genius Erica Schoenberg smooth calls Doug Lee for all of his chips....

http://www.insidepokermag.co.uk/poke..._strategy.html

06-22-2008 , 04:45 AM

#91

Jourdain

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Quote:

Originally Posted by john voight

judging from his photo album
he is a 100% creep

Seriously, why would you take pictures from someone else's family album and put it on your website...

Definitely creep.

06-22-2008 , 02:43 PM

#92

leprous_hand

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Quote:

Originally Posted by JBS1273

D-bag....nope...just a much more realisitic and funnier sense of humor!

you got banned for having a much more realistic and funnier sense of humor?

moran

06-22-2008 , 03:08 PM

#93

RickAstleyFan

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I'll bet Doug Lee goes to bed crying after reading this thread.

06-22-2008 , 05:32 PM

#94

JBS1273

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Quote:

Originally Posted by leprous_hand

you got banned for having a much more realistic and funnier sense of humor?

moran

Nope...I got a 4 day cooler cause someone got upset that I told them where to put it and they cried...happens.

Matters now...bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzt.................wrong!

Epic fail on trying to be cool in pointing out a spelling error. Some people don't get it...it's OK!

06-23-2008 , 06:44 AM

#95

zkg

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A few months ago in the 100-200 at the bellagio the following occured:

Random hand concludes with someone winning the pot due to an ace comming on the river.

Doug Lee: Ace on the River, I think that is a poker book.

Rest of the Table: ......

Doug Lee: Have any of you read that book

Rest of the Table: ......

Doug Lee: You should read it, it's a good book

Rest of the Table: .....

Doug Lee [frustrated that nobody has taken his bait]: You know, there is a picture of me in that book

Rest of the Table: .....

Good times...

06-23-2008 , 08:36 AM

#96

scrskull9

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In April I played with him at 1/2 NL at the Rio at like 3 a.m. two straight nights. He didn't bother me too much although it was obvious that he thought very highly of himself.

He did have two very attractive chicks in tow both nights, giving them both their buyin. So I guess he's got that going for him.

06-23-2008 , 08:44 AM

#97

TheWorstPlayer

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Quote:

Originally Posted by scrskull9

He did have two very attractive chicks in tow both nights, giving them both their buyin. So I guess he's got that going for him.

That he can get hot girls to hang out with him for a few hundred bucks? Everyone in Vegas has that going for them...

06-23-2008 , 09:30 AM

#98

99killed

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"Doug visiting the Hachems."

06-23-2008 , 10:51 AM

#99

Bawookles

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What is going through his mind here?!?

"I am next to photos of the great Hachem family! THESE ARE MY FRIENDS! I know they are my friends because they are in a photo with ME!! It is nice to have such nice friends. They love me. ME! DOUG LEE!!!!!!"