I'm glad somebody brought a person like that back from Cloud 9 to the real world with a good dose of backhand. That second place finish to fossilman really must have gotten to his head.

this

I don't care who did it, what they do, or how tough they are. Only that it was done. The fact that the guy who stood up for himself sells drugs is irrelevant.

All this talk of bitch smacking reminds me of:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7J6dRkJjOI

yeah the fact that the dude sold drugs isnt really relevant i suppose, just thats the only description i remember of the slapper. that he was a pretty chill dude who didn't look threatening but knew how to deal w situations like this pretty well.

ms paint story? photoshop and going well. and like parlay said, lets see some fricke paste ons for ol times sake.

he needs to get a job

god i hate to be that guy but this story seems totally believable for some reason

That sounds about right.

DAVID WILLIAMS: Who are you?
BILLY: Huh?
DAVID WILLIAMS: I said who the **** are you?
BILLY: I'm Billy, who the **** are you?
DAVID WILLIAMS: I'm David Williams.
BILLY: Oh, you're that guy in the toe sucking video, right?
DAVID WILLIAMS: ...

DD: What did the 5 fingers say to the face?

DW: Who are you?

DD: Slap!!!

Wow David Williams sounds like a total douche. I would have loved to see the look on his face after the second bitch smack. He was prolly looking around for Shirley to step in.

1-2 teddied imo

NICKEL AND DIMEEEEE!!!

Wasn't he a dungeons and dragons nerd back in the day? Didn't his fellow d&d nerds introduce him to poker?

Now he's rocking diamonds and acting like a hardass?