So over the WSOP I was chilling with various people of various backgrounds and listening to some cool stories about people on 'the circuit'. Anyways one I found hilarious and I got the OK to post about it. I wasnt there for this, but I trust the person telling me enough where I can say its a 2+2 TRUE LAS VEGAS STORY!

Apparently David Williams likes to act like a hardass when hes around people he doesnt know. Just stuff like "who are you?" or "who are you with" in really mean and condescending tones to make you feel like a bitch or a nobody. Most are either shook by his coffee colored complexion or just don't care enough to respond to that nonsense. Well on one warm Las Vegas night David ran into a man who was in the business of being a badass.

This happened at a club in Vegas. DW was hanging out with a red pro from FT and the red pro also had a friend in town who happened to deal drugs for a living. So theres a decent sized group and DW rolls up to this (white, doesnt look like a UFC fighter or nuttin) dude and gives him the "who the eff are you" routine. Dudes like "what?" cuz he cant believe a mofo would roll on him like that. DW is like " i said who are you", Dude open hand BITCH SMACKS DW...DW tries to maintain his cool image and rolls back up like he was gonna do something. Dude BITCH SMACKS him again, this time knocking him to the floor. At this point DW decides enough is enough and starts yelling for security as he is being assaulted.

Looking for solid photoshops pls.

Haha if this is true that is epic. Didn't know DW was such a punk.

LOL, reminds me a little bit of the story PBDrunks told about getting drunk at some club and DW being a massive douchebag towards him. Quality stuff Sublime.

Lolllllll


Solid A-

Chances of this being true are 99%. I would say 100% but I wasn't there so I cant quite go that far.

As a side note, I've never understood why anyone would behave like that. I'm not a violent person, and I generally abhor people resorting to macho BS, but if this is even 80% true then DW totally had it coming to him.

The funny thing is that I'm sure this is just going to encourage more people to bitchslap him if they get a dose of the DW attitude first hand.

haha

The night of Patrik's 2nd place finish in the WPT, a friend and I got invited to his VIP party at Tao. Everyone was completely cool to hang out with, didn't question our presence, etc except for one person -- David Williams. He gave us the "who are you you guys?" routine.

Not surprised to see it finally caught up with him.

this makes me happy

Well, you are a GINGER.

I think because I don't have the freckles, that I am technically a day walker.

For real though, I want some solid photoshops. Those make me LOL so hard. No lame ones though.

Wait, you can be ginger and NOT have freckles?

bonus points if you can incorporate jimmy fricke somewhere

Sublime, I promise to try to submit one to this thread over the next day or two. I got some other commitments I have to uphold first. But it'd be a pleasure to 'shop old clownshoes getting punked.

Edit: I'm sure by the time I get round to it, you'll already have 20+ classics in here anyway.

Epic potential.