haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Why would a mod have to ask?

Actually I know everyone is joking about buying a wife with FPP....but wouldnt that be a cool little marketing gimmick for a poker site to team with a russian or asian bride company...donk a tourny, then buy a girlfriend lol.

'for 300k points you get svenklana..ukraine's finest' and have a selection of mail brides buyable with points through poker stores...thatd be amazing, seeing these poker internet degens collecting all these skanky eastern european brides....

like pokemon +1

This is both sick and funny in equal measures

rofl tbh

butseriosuly hes just like signed half his wealth away

This two posts have made me laugh more than an entire season of family guy.

uh no dumbass, someone who knows her said she's from somewhere from south america idiot. dario didn't even actually marry her and the marriage was a joke, moron.

p.s im asian so I think I can recognize what they look like.

Bandwidth limits and ^ can be a bitch


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you guys tilt me so badly, some hispanic people can look a bit asian and vice versa, she's definitely hispanic so barry g can get out of this thread already.

example you can just google(or whatever) image or search "hispanic girl" and find examples, but the fact is that someone who knows dario said she's from some country in south america, so stfu with your asian fetishes already. and the wedding was confirmed a joke/fake.

cliff notes nvgtards know nothing about cultures or countries.

true native southamerican people (americans call them indians/indigenous, indios/indigenas in spanish) look a lot like asians.

Why? because they have similar genes, same ancestors

Why? because some thousands years ago, asians came to america and populate it

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indigen...f_the_Americas

Anyway, I lol'ed a lot, so three thumbs up

http://dariosbigday.ytmnd.com/

L M A O !! tvstealer is such a goob!

hahah sick

[ ] hawt
[x] not hawt
[x] hawter than i could pull so fml