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Old 11-25-2013, 04:04 PM   #176
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re: Dan Bilzerian's very own containment thread. All things Bilzerian go here

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Maybe you meant this one:

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Lmfao!! This dude is beyond sick..
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Old 11-25-2013, 04:22 PM   #177
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This guy is suing a movie studio because he paid them 1million to be in a 8minute scene and they cut most of it so that he's only in the movie for a couple seconds and doesnt talk....what type of "actor" pays to be in a movie?

Also been trying to look up his poker career...haven't found any records of him cashing in any major tournaments, but his brother is a very good player.
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Old 11-25-2013, 05:13 PM   #178
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Didn't you exercise your supposed non-existent free will posting that?
Free will is not the same thing as taking a decision or doing something.
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Old 11-25-2013, 05:25 PM   #179
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Bilzerian is ITM at life, but soon going busto with a heart flush draw
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Old 11-25-2013, 05:29 PM   #180
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What's the over/under on the age this guy dies at with 3 heart attacks by age 30? He's 32 now, right?

35?
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Old 11-25-2013, 05:29 PM   #181
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It's Monday, and while much of the world is working in cubicles and boardrooms, I wake up at noon to this... @babygapla #lordknowsimaluckyman

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Old 11-25-2013, 06:34 PM   #182
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How can anyone hate on this guy? He's literally living the dream.
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Old 11-25-2013, 07:01 PM   #183
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How can anyone hate on this guy? He's literally living the dream.
Who's dream? Lol
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Old 11-25-2013, 07:16 PM   #184
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This guy is sickly awesome!
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Old 11-25-2013, 11:47 PM   #185
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Who's dream? Lol
The dream of being on his own time, doing whatever he enjoys, buying whatever he wants. Granted, not everyone wants the flashy, party lifestyle, but having enough money to do what you want with your time (whatever crazy that **** might be) is priceless (having time to enjoy life I mean)...and should be everyone's dream.
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Old 11-25-2013, 11:52 PM   #186
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I tried to summon some hate for him, then I realized he's doing what I'd be doing if I was born in his situation. So maybe he's not the most grounded person in the world, at least he documents it for us.
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Old 11-25-2013, 11:54 PM   #187
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The dream of being on his own time, doing whatever he enjoys, buying whatever he wants. Granted, not everyone wants the flashy, party lifestyle, but having enough money to do what you want with your time (whatever crazy that **** might be) is priceless (having time to enjoy life I mean)...and should be everyone's dream.
Money that his father made through tax law violations and laundering? I won't lie I'd love to have his wealth
Not if it meant my father had to declare bankruptcy multiple times to hide his assets against 300million+ of debt, though
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Old 11-26-2013, 12:03 AM   #188
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The dude can tell a story...I heard him on a pod cast tell the Amsterdam hooker story. He does not tell it in a laughing way....he gets pissed all over again when he re-tells the story....that is what makes it so funny...
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Old 11-26-2013, 01:51 AM   #189
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so baller
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Old 11-26-2013, 01:56 AM   #190
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An old May '87 NYT article about his father Paul.... gives you some idea of what Dan is trying to live up to.

..from a drop-out to a GED, to Vietnam, Harvard business school and to 100s of $$ millions.

I can only imagine the stories Dan musta heard as a child when his dad's war buddies dropped by.
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Old 11-26-2013, 03:11 AM   #191
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Perhaps Dan should stay away from hookers. He doesn't seem to have the temperament for them.
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Old 11-26-2013, 03:32 AM   #192
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It's not a great sign when there's more than one beats-up-hookers story that the guy tells.
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Old 11-26-2013, 07:18 AM   #193
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He said he was wearing a fur coat, enough said.
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Old 11-26-2013, 10:53 AM   #194
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Sick dude, even scored a last second winner for the best rugby team in the world this weekend...
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Old 11-26-2013, 11:04 AM   #195
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That hooker has no booty at all. Bilzerian has bad taste in hookers
yeah man and what about them elbows? pointy as ****
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Old 11-26-2013, 11:30 AM   #196
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Sick dude, even scored a last second winner for the best rugby team in the world this weekend...
Fail.
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Old 11-26-2013, 12:00 PM   #197
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An old May '87 NYT article about his father Paul.... gives you some idea of what Dan is trying to live up to.

..from a drop-out to a GED, to Vietnam, Harvard business school and to 100s of $$ millions.

I can only imagine the stories Dan musta heard as a child when his dad's war buddies dropped by.
I can only think of Billy Madison after reading that story.

Then after googling Paul, I don't know how Dan lives like this. Rip off artist comes to mind.
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Old 11-26-2013, 05:04 PM   #198
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i wonder how thankful dan is that social media outlets are so prominent in today's culture. so much attention whoring to be done!
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Old 11-26-2013, 08:16 PM   #199
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He's giving away 100k to people who need it, that's pretty commendable.
I need 100k...
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Old 11-26-2013, 08:19 PM   #200
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I need 100k...
i think you just have to message your bank info to him on twitter.
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