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11-25-2013 , 04:04 PM
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Originally Posted by BEANO52
Maybe you meant this one:

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Ok so the bellagio hooker incident went as follows... I was hanging at bellagio with a girl I was dating at the time(who wouldn't lick my ass), so I ordered 3 hookers up to my room who I figured would. The girl I was dating at the time wanted to drink and party, so I sent her down to the baccarat bar to hang with some of my friends, I told her I was tired and didn't want to be disturbed.

Flash forward 50 minutes 3 hookers arrive at my door step... 2 passed inspection and the other was sent home. Services were discussed, as was the licking of my ass, we came to terms and then they instructed me to get naked. As anyone who knows me can vouch, I always leap at the opportunity to get naked. This was different, b/c they wouldnt take off any clothes till I got totally naked. Cliff note- I had been doing more blow than Rick James in his prime, and taken enough xanax to kill a full grown wilderbeast so I perhaps wasn't thinking totally clearly. This being said I was fully convinced they were trying to take the money I had already paid them and bolt as soon as i got naked, being that most wouldn't give chase w/o clothes.

I started arguing with them and they got belligerent and one said she was going to call her pimp to kill me. I took her flip phone and broke it in 2 and threw it on the ground, the other one jumped on my back from behind like some kind of a ****ing flying squirrel and tried to choke me. I did an osoto-gari judo throw and sent her ass crashing into my dresser, then the other crazy hooker ran at me, I didn't even really think about it I just reacted with some kind of coked up mule kick and sent her doing a back flip over the bed. I grabbed her purse and retrieved my 900 dollars, the first hooker then started clawing my back and punching me. I grabbed her with one arm and her purse with the other and threw her into the hall. As soon as I turned around, a book came flying threw the air and hit me in the face.

I yell at her to get out of my room, she refuses and goes for my blow, that was the last straw I grab her by her hair and drag her out of my room and throw her in the hall, I give her one last kick in the ribs and then run back to my room to do another line and dispose of the evidence.

I had been getting killed in the pit, so I called my host and explained that I had been attacked and robbed by wild hookers and I needed them removed asap. He understood the situation and sent security to remove the unruly patrons. Best part was when my girl came to the room she explained how she had seen the craziest thing in the world. She is like there was 2 crazy strippers that looked like they had been beat up, yelling as they were being dragged out. I acted surprised and said no way seriously???
Lmfao!! This dude is beyond sick..
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11-25-2013 , 04:22 PM
This guy is suing a movie studio because he paid them 1million to be in a 8minute scene and they cut most of it so that he's only in the movie for a couple seconds and doesnt talk....what type of "actor" pays to be in a movie?

Also been trying to look up his poker career...haven't found any records of him cashing in any major tournaments, but his brother is a very good player.
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11-25-2013 , 05:13 PM
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Originally Posted by shoemaker
Didn't you exercise your supposed non-existent free will posting that?
Free will is not the same thing as taking a decision or doing something.
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11-25-2013 , 05:25 PM
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Originally Posted by stonesfcr
Bilzerian is ITM at life, but soon going busto with a heart flush draw
NICE ONE
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11-25-2013 , 05:29 PM
What's the over/under on the age this guy dies at with 3 heart attacks by age 30? He's 32 now, right?

35?
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11-25-2013 , 05:29 PM
Posting without comment:

It's Monday, and while much of the world is working in cubicles and boardrooms, I wake up at noon to this... @babygapla #lordknowsimaluckyman

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11-25-2013 , 06:34 PM
How can anyone hate on this guy? He's literally living the dream.
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11-25-2013 , 07:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Fiery Bush
How can anyone hate on this guy? He's literally living the dream.
Who's dream? Lol
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11-25-2013 , 07:16 PM
This guy is sickly awesome!
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11-25-2013 , 11:47 PM
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Originally Posted by 3BetBluffing
Who's dream? Lol
The dream of being on his own time, doing whatever he enjoys, buying whatever he wants. Granted, not everyone wants the flashy, party lifestyle, but having enough money to do what you want with your time (whatever crazy that **** might be) is priceless (having time to enjoy life I mean)...and should be everyone's dream.
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11-25-2013 , 11:52 PM
I tried to summon some hate for him, then I realized he's doing what I'd be doing if I was born in his situation. So maybe he's not the most grounded person in the world, at least he documents it for us.
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11-25-2013 , 11:54 PM
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Originally Posted by bef99hwk
The dream of being on his own time, doing whatever he enjoys, buying whatever he wants. Granted, not everyone wants the flashy, party lifestyle, but having enough money to do what you want with your time (whatever crazy that **** might be) is priceless (having time to enjoy life I mean)...and should be everyone's dream.
Money that his father made through tax law violations and laundering? I won't lie I'd love to have his wealth
Not if it meant my father had to declare bankruptcy multiple times to hide his assets against 300million+ of debt, though
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11-26-2013 , 12:03 AM
The dude can tell a story...I heard him on a pod cast tell the Amsterdam hooker story. He does not tell it in a laughing way....he gets pissed all over again when he re-tells the story....that is what makes it so funny...
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11-26-2013 , 01:51 AM
so baller
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11-26-2013 , 01:56 AM
An old May '87 NYT article about his father Paul.... gives you some idea of what Dan is trying to live up to.

..from a drop-out to a GED, to Vietnam, Harvard business school and to 100s of $$ millions.

I can only imagine the stories Dan musta heard as a child when his dad's war buddies dropped by.
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11-26-2013 , 03:11 AM
Perhaps Dan should stay away from hookers. He doesn't seem to have the temperament for them.
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11-26-2013 , 03:32 AM
It's not a great sign when there's more than one beats-up-hookers story that the guy tells.
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11-26-2013 , 07:18 AM
He said he was wearing a fur coat, enough said.
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11-26-2013 , 10:53 AM
Sick dude, even scored a last second winner for the best rugby team in the world this weekend...
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11-26-2013 , 11:04 AM
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Originally Posted by Poker Tech
That hooker has no booty at all. Bilzerian has bad taste in hookers
yeah man and what about them elbows? pointy as ****
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11-26-2013 , 11:30 AM
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Originally Posted by BkBozo
Sick dude, even scored a last second winner for the best rugby team in the world this weekend...
Fail.
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11-26-2013 , 12:00 PM
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Originally Posted by joeschmoe
An old May '87 NYT article about his father Paul.... gives you some idea of what Dan is trying to live up to.

..from a drop-out to a GED, to Vietnam, Harvard business school and to 100s of $$ millions.

I can only imagine the stories Dan musta heard as a child when his dad's war buddies dropped by.
I can only think of Billy Madison after reading that story.

Then after googling Paul, I don't know how Dan lives like this. Rip off artist comes to mind.
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11-26-2013 , 05:04 PM
i wonder how thankful dan is that social media outlets are so prominent in today's culture. so much attention whoring to be done!
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11-26-2013 , 08:16 PM
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Originally Posted by chrisgardner
He's giving away 100k to people who need it, that's pretty commendable.
I need 100k...
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11-26-2013 , 08:19 PM
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Originally Posted by grabber
I need 100k...
i think you just have to message your bank info to him on twitter.
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