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And what's the point of having a big dick if you're never going to use it?

Small dick or not, at least Dan Bilzerian knows how to utilize his resources.

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12-02-2013 , 10:15 PM

#328

Maybe_memories

old hand

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 1,470

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Originally Posted by Banned4lyfe

I don't think he's into guys...

Breaks my heart... We seemed like such a good match.

I wish I could say I was jealous, but the only thing of his I wish I had was his freedom. The guy has enough money to do whatever he wants. It's what he does with that freedom that's douchey.

Honestly, I'm not surprised that some people like him. It's the American dream. Sleep with all kinds of women, have more money than you know what to do with, and jetset around the world. But that's not how everyone thinks.

When's the next heart attack scheduled?

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12-02-2013 , 10:30 PM

#329

rackitup0509

banned

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 227

hes even making headlines down under...

i reckon most of his postings are just dribble

http://www.news.com.au/money/money-m...-1226773956077

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12-02-2013 , 11:41 PM

#330

JimmyG_415

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Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 47

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Originally Posted by IrunDET

On Reddit right now...

http://i.imgur.com/z0tEME1.jpg

Not Bilz...

That isn't Blitz in the redit pic,
but the pic of the guy talking to the security guard isn't the same guy on redit.

The guy on redit has a a monster tat.

The guy talking to the security guard doesn't.

Last edited by JimmyG_415; 12-02-2013 at 11:43 PM. Reason: thought he was wearing the white watch, wrong guy

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12-02-2013 , 11:49 PM

#331

crabbyface

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Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 454

BAN SCIOLIST

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12-03-2013 , 12:02 AM

#332

Banned4lyfe

Sup-Bah? Pop-Bah Pooh-Bear Permanently Pooh-Bah Billy Walters Jr

Join Date: Feb 2013 Posts: 13,932

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Originally Posted by Maybe_memories

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12-03-2013 , 12:05 AM

#333

Ned Horton

journeyman

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 245

The amount of jelly haters ITT is almost as big as Dan's ego.

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12-03-2013 , 04:29 AM

#334

epcfast

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Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 2,535

Let's face it he's no Joey Essex - now there's a man to look up to.

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12-03-2013 , 06:33 AM

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supermanatemydog

grinder

Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 500

I see the world worst newspaper, The Daily Mail, doing themselves proud as usual. Apparently a Ferrari is a Porsche and Dan Bilz won the WSOP in 2009

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12-03-2013 , 07:10 AM

#336

In4apenny

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Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 332

I don't mind Blitz & find some of his twitter updates amusing but there is no way he played that HU $5K/10K game with $10 mega in front of him... I mean honestly, that would be the single biggest game since Beal and that was smaller because it was limit and who's rolled to play?

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12-03-2013 , 07:19 AM

#337

andrew11

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Join Date: Dec 2013 Posts: 20

wow this guy is really ballin

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12-03-2013 , 08:24 AM

#338

CLS

grinder

Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 436

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Originally Posted by supermanatemydog

I see the world worst newspaper, The Daily Mail, doing themselves proud as usual. Apparently a Ferrari is a Porsche and Dan Bilz won the WSOP in 2009

Came here to post the same thing. The daily mail once again proving just how terrible of a newspaper it really is.

Oh well, hopefully loads of mouth-breathers reading that article will deposit online this week to be a poker player just like Dan.

Link: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...irls-guns.html

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12-03-2013 , 08:26 AM

#339

krissper

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It's funny how he photoshops his photos. Take a look on

http://elitedaily.com/news/world/ins...ly-ridiculous/

His shadow somehow disappears under the car when he is standing by the plane.

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12-03-2013 , 09:16 AM

#340

SuperUberBob

Not interesting enough

Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 48,217

So basically this guy is the male version of Paris Hilton, right?

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12-03-2013 , 09:37 AM

#341

kevmode

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 3,539

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Originally Posted by crabbyface

BAN SCIOLIST

I know what you mean, the guy acts like he never committed a sin in his life before. There are so many jealous haters itt that I just have to follow this thread now.

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12-03-2013 , 09:42 AM

#342

forbyboy

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Join Date: Dec 2012 Posts: 475

Why so mad?
This dude lives an awesome life. He has a great time, and evidently doesn't give one ****. Honestly couldn't give a rats if he inherited it or not, dudes ballin' out his mothe****ing brains.

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12-03-2013 , 09:49 AM

#343

why_all_the_hate

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Join Date: Jul 2012 Posts: 37

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Originally Posted by forbyboy

Problem is that it's not inherited, it's stolen and squirreled away in offshore accounts.

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12-03-2013 , 10:15 AM

#344

MastaAces

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Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 10,007

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Originally Posted by why_all_the_hate

Problem is that it's not inherited, it's stolen and squirreled away in offshore accounts.

He doesn't care as long as Dan flaunts it and wastes it on materialistic things! Spending money frivolously is similar to confessing sins to a priest; all is forgiven!

A lot of easily impressed morons ITT.

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12-03-2013 , 10:29 AM

#345

ScreaminAsian

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Originally Posted by why_all_the_hate

Problem is that it's not inherited, it's stolen and squirreled away in offshore accounts.

and his penance is to entertain us through instagram. england does the same basic thing with the royal family.

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12-03-2013 , 10:42 AM

#346

FUrake

old hand

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 1,640

I'd like to know how they managed to make the stolen money clean so that Dan can spend it at will without the authorities getting involved, seems like his old man managed to beat the system, although a thief got to give him some respect for beating the system or am I out of my mind?!?

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12-03-2013 , 10:52 AM

#347

PokerMikie

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Join Date: Feb 2011 Posts: 576

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Originally Posted by SuperUberBob

So basically this guy is the male version of Paris Hilton, right?

You are correct sir, even better!

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12-03-2013 , 11:13 AM

#348

100% HUSTLE

journeyman

Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 375

His play at the 2009 WSOP M.E. final table will forever go down as one of the greatest performances in poker history, and nobody can claim that is wasn't....nuff said.

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12-03-2013 , 11:48 AM

#349

jmrd27

old hand

Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 1,243

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Originally Posted by why_all_the_hate

Problem is that it's not inherited, it's stolen and squirreled away in offshore accounts.

who gives a ****...

like seriously , as a poker player the amount of time I suspected a fish to be a drug dealer at my local casino is uncountable. yet I'll gladly take their money and enjoy it...

I mean one time I saw a dude buy in 500$ with just 10$ bills like he came straight from the street where he sold multiple heroin hits or pills or whatever it is hes selling for 10$ cash lol.

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12-03-2013 , 11:56 AM

#350

MastaAces

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Originally Posted by jmrd27

what a terrible analogy. if dan had howard lederer's role in the FTP scandal, would you still not give a **** that his instagram pictures were of things he'd bought with "our" money?

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