Dan Bilzerian's very own containment thread. All things Bilzerian go here - Page 123 - Poker News

[QUOTE=tsarast;49957838]after doing the bet, i've become much more of an expert, and my answer to this is nuanced.

Congrats what a cool accomplishment. IMO drafting makes a big big difference when road biking. Either way that ride is not easy.

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05-17-2016 , 01:05 AM

#3053

you_wot_m8

adept

Join Date: Jun 2015 Posts: 1,155

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Originally Posted by shutdown

its not a recent pic, he posted it 2 years+ ago

https://twitter.com/DanBilzerian/sta...15184707866624

wow, good catch! what a fkn lying toolbag wannabe. does he really expect to get away with reusing pics from his fake sessions and not have anybody notice? this is probably the biggest "mess up" ive seen him do with regards to his fake professional status. this should make it clear to everybody that he never was and never will be a pro. just a shmuck with a high marker at aria.

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05-17-2016 , 01:06 AM

#3054

you_wot_m8

adept

Join Date: Jun 2015 Posts: 1,155

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Originally Posted by vrael111

Buy chips, take pic, cash out, post on social media to create a poker player image. Ez game. Has anyone seen this tool actually play?

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05-17-2016 , 02:20 AM

#3055

vrael111

veteran

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Originally Posted by shutdown

its not a recent pic, he posted it 2 years+ ago

https://twitter.com/DanBilzerian/sta...15184707866624

Hahahahhahahahhahahahah someone lock the thread now pls or move to non-poker related insufferablle douchebag toolbox with rich money laundering daddy scammer subforum

Last edited by vrael111; 05-17-2016 at 02:28 AM.

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05-17-2016 , 02:46 AM

#3056

SuperSwag

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 5,765

Yeah it's pretty obvious he's using poker to launder the money. Maybe at some point he did dabble in poker but not anymore.

Also what a coincidence he is banned from ESPN so there is never any evidence of him playing poker. Has anyone ever seen him play or does he just hang out with JRB?

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05-17-2016 , 03:28 AM

#3057

vladoivanov

grinder

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 440

Why the f is he banned from ESPN?What did he do?

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05-17-2016 , 03:53 AM

#3058

vrael111

veteran

Join Date: Dec 2013 Posts: 2,949

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Originally Posted by vladoivanov

Why the f is he banned from ESPN?What did he do?

Probably self-banned himself so he has an excuse not to play

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05-17-2016 , 08:26 AM

#3059

gregorio

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 39,313

It's true he's banned from ESPN. They released a statement last year that if he made the November 9 they'd pixelate his face and alter his voice for the telecast.

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05-17-2016 , 10:04 AM

#3060

Loctus

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 11,156

lmao is this for that old Joy Miller thing? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8rsjQAJSZA

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05-17-2016 , 10:22 AM

#3061

BEANO52

adept

Join Date: Nov 2011 Posts: 1,031

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Originally Posted by you_wot_m8

wow, good catch! what a fkn lying toolbag wannabe. does he really expect to get away with reusing pics from his fake sessions and not have anybody notice? this is probably the biggest "mess up" ive seen him do with regards to his fake professional status. this should make it clear to everybody that he never was and never will be a pro. just a shmuck with a high marker at aria.

I beg to differ:

http://www.veoh.com/watch/v19775558N857x3bx

Along with Esfandiari and Robl

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05-17-2016 , 11:31 AM

#3062

PokerTravel

grinder

Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 403

Never seen anyone do time in the military and come out being as arrogant as this guy. Acts like a spoiled little boy.

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05-17-2016 , 08:35 PM

#3063

onemoretimes

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Join Date: Sep 2012 Posts: 3,535

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Originally Posted by BEANO52

I beg to differ:

http://www.veoh.com/watch/v19775558N857x3bx

Along with Esfandiari and Robl

Holy **** that interviewer was all over his nuts.

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05-17-2016 , 08:49 PM

#3064

SuperSwag

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Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 5,765

How does he get his dad's money into states?

Wire into casino?

Put onto pokerstars then cash out?

JRB was probably getting backed in his huge private game. He plays at Aria with all the whales like Perkins, Klein and baldwin.l

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05-17-2016 , 10:09 PM

#3065

ushallnotraise

newbie

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That interview was pretty horrid.

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05-17-2016 , 10:32 PM

#3066

WorstEver

banned

Join Date: May 2015 Posts: 76

Has anyone seen the the TV Show House of Lies with Don Cheadle and Kristen Bell? There are these two characters called the Dushkin Brothers that appear to be based on Dan and Adam Blizarean.

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05-30-2016 , 01:58 PM

#3067

pokerbeastsu

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Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 471

Apparently, he does play poker..... Anyone have any clue what game this is and who he is playing with??

"Came in hammered after the club and beat these old bastards for over 1/2 million in an hour"

Source: https://twitter.com/DanBilzerian/sta...07651552944129

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05-30-2016 , 03:58 PM

#3068

Videopro

Making TV

Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 19,237

Her for one

https://twitter.com/rachaelmadori?lang=en

NSFW!

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05-30-2016 , 05:06 PM

#3069

vladoivanov

grinder

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 440

Seriously.I have asked once it this thread before,but why the **** does he do this?What is his purpose?
What do you think he wants by doing this?
I mean,I dont know why he is a role model for the young guys in Athe USA(sorry if I am not right)but dude,really,how can he represent the ideal man nowadays?

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05-30-2016 , 05:43 PM

#3070

RandomDan

enthusiast

Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 92

Pretty sure it's an ego trip for him. I'd imagine this whole campaign is successful praying on young men who are easily impressionable (and want to live the life he advertises).

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07-09-2016 , 05:11 PM

#3071

SuperSwag

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Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 5,765

I've never met Dan so I can't say whether he's fake or real. However it is interesting how he never ever shows a photo at the gym or actually drinking. For someone who's in such good shape you'd think he would spend a lot of time at gym. And for someone who's partying all the time he very rarely has a drink in his hand. Maybe he just doesn't drink a lot though? idk.

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07-11-2016 , 12:06 AM

#3072

Bobo Fett

Carpe Diem

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Maybe he just doesn't sleep, go to the bathroom, or visit family though? idk.

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08-17-2016 , 03:10 AM

#3073

RedOak

FUD

Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 721

I saw the movie War Dogs last night. About 10 minutes in, at a Miami nightclub, the character played by Jonah Hill gets punched by a jealous boyfriend. I thought "wow, that boyfriend looks like Dan Blizerian", and sure enough it was! The movie was decent. Based on true story of two young guys who filled small arms military contracts for the US govt.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2005151/...f_=tt_ov_st_sm