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yes, it was friday night. 2100 hours. i remember you were acting like a typical internet punk with your hoody and your sunglasses. even had one of them ipods. we used to toss you ladyboys around back in nam like a hot potato.

you wanna talk tough, next time youre in reno come find me punk.

sarge

OP is talking about a 41 year old douchebag. There is no way you are 41 and were in Vietnam. Its impossible.

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05-25-2011 , 01:12 AM

#103

Capitalzaz

newbie

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 34

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Originally Posted by KingBBinLV

OP is talking about a 41 year old douchebag. There is no way you are 41 and were in Vietnam. Its impossible.

Yup, the guy is probably a total liar, claiming he was in Nam!!!! I suspect much of what he spouted out was nothing more than lies, I mean even preachers lie about this stuff...

http://www.wisconsingazette.com/brea...navy-seal.html

Last edited by Capitalzaz; 05-25-2011 at 01:19 AM.

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05-25-2011 , 01:19 AM

#104

Capitalzaz

newbie

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 34

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Originally Posted by ArmenH

.. He felt he was allowed to berate and curse at will, talking obscenities and nonsense. He would throw his cards at the dealer if he lost and curse them out if he got outdrawn but when he was winning everyone was his friend.

EXACTLY THIS.

Last edited by Capitalzaz; 05-25-2011 at 01:43 AM.

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05-25-2011 , 01:30 AM

#105

AMSTERDAM_FTW

grinder

Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 685

cliffs: OP doesn't like freedom

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05-25-2011 , 01:39 AM

#106

juicestain100

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Join Date: Apr 2011 Posts: 3,055

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Originally Posted by apokerplayer

Oh, sorry, misread that post.

BAHAHA. This made me chuckle.

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05-25-2011 , 02:19 AM

#107

boohaa12

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 4,194

im glad op and the 2 or 3 gimmicks and possibly 1 real sarge were able to talk it out online.
post april15th is a crazy world

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05-25-2011 , 02:30 AM

#108

IamFriendly

centurion

Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 181

... Still waiting for sarges painting.

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05-25-2011 , 02:33 AM

#109

R*R

I wish I was Einstein

Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 12,753

Well just thank God he is not "the Colonel".

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05-25-2011 , 02:33 AM

#110

Digby

journeyman

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 370

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Originally Posted by Capitalzaz

Then he starts talking about his daughter, who is 19 yrs old, and saying how its cool that he is only 41 yrs old and his daughter is 19 and they can play together in a couple years.. from banging hookers to talking about his daughter... It was all surreal..

He meant 'play poker'.

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05-25-2011 , 02:35 AM

#111

R*R

I wish I was Einstein

Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 12,753

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Originally Posted by theREALsarge

yes, it was friday night. 2100 hours. i remember you were acting like a typical internet punk with your hoody and your sunglasses. even had one of them ipods. we used to toss you ladyboys around back in nam like a hot potato.
you wanna talk tough, next time youre in reno come find me punk.

sarge

lol great level.

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05-25-2011 , 02:47 AM

#112

banonlinepoker

banned

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 2,338

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I was playing this past weekend in Reno

Nuff said.

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Then this idiot started talking about defiling women in the grossest way, he's like "well if i can't suck out on you idiots I'll have a whore suck out on me tonight.."

Dude a blowjob isn't even cheating! Ask Bill Clinton.

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I mean this guy was the worst I have ever seen, Jesus have mercy on his children, they have the biggest loser idiot in the world as a father

I bet he knows what paragraphs are.

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05-25-2011 , 02:54 AM

#113

PrimogenitoX

banned

Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 2,859

Is he still in Reno? Kinda wanna book a flight ASAP. This sounds fun.

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05-25-2011 , 02:56 AM

#114

banonlinepoker

banned

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 2,338

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this kid is amazing...im sarge and let me tell the real version of this story..first i want to thank jennifer harmon for putting on a great event..i also want tothank the LIPS team for inviting me to play on their team..and Congtats to LIPS TEAM 2 for winning the team competition..lots of fun!! Now to this ridicolous story...first i think all of you who do know me know this kid is full of ****..but this story is too funny to pass up..im going to jump to monday's events where jedidia "the station" cant stop bantering players play or comment on their experiences calling rocks down with j3 and telling them how bad they play or what they did wrong...finally i call the kid a ********** and the floor is called over..we are given a warning..not ten minutes later Danny who all Reno poker players know..(58 yar old man) defends a female at the table and threatens to beat the stations ass..this kid has balls to tell him he should be ready to back up threats like that..Danny loses his mind goes after him..the floor seperates them..the kid then calls the police to fill out a rport and get escorted to his car..he says be ready to back up those words then calls the police..not even security..jedidia was kicked out of the room..funniest thing i have ever seen..but thats the real story..

Not only do you have no grasp of puncuation or sentence structure but I can't understand any of this story. This thread is so full of fail.

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05-25-2011 , 03:17 AM

#115

PokersBiggestLoser

newbie

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 44

i saw the sarge in reno a week back. he lost like 5k, asked an asian dealer if he had ever been in a car accident and then left after bare hand grabbing a huge palm sized serving from the buffet, clearly disregarding the spoon that was present. only met him once but i wasn't spellbound.

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05-25-2011 , 04:37 AM

#116

Bozzytiger

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Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 606

Someone give the OP a hug and some warm cocoa, geeez. Paging Jared Huggins.

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05-25-2011 , 05:28 AM

#117

Phleggm

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Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 1,036

Where is TOny Korfman when you need him?

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05-25-2011 , 08:24 AM

#118

SovietRussia

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Originally Posted by Bozzytiger

Someone give the OP a hug and some warm cocoa, geeez. Paging Jared Huggins.

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05-25-2011 , 09:21 AM

#119

threebanger

grinder

Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 616

OP did what any real man would do, complain on 2+2.

If you ever set foot in Reno again I'm betting the house on Sarge whipping your ass.

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05-25-2011 , 09:30 AM

#120

kevko_2000

grinder

Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 469

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Originally Posted by Capitalzaz

[X] Loud and animated = DBag
[ ] Quiet and reserved = DBag

Just because "Sarge" wants to blurt out that he and his buddies used to get a "suck n f**k" for $70 back in the day doesn't mean the rest of the table is comfortable hearing it, he singles out an early twenties dude and asks him has he ever effed a hooker in the ass and the kid was literally crawling in his skin, he goes on to say just watch out for "exchanging juices kid..." so gross.. there were two ladies at the table and he didn't care in the least, so disrespectful, especially when in the same breath he talks about his 19 yr old daughter and then go on to needle the older Asian donk after he gets sucked out on or get into it with the other DBag at the table and escalate a tense situation instead of diffuse it... He would also blatantly break house rules like waiting till he got both his hole cards and then throw out a $30 straddle and when the dealer objected he would be like "I'm the Sarge, I straddle ever time, no one here objects, ask anyone, check the tape I straddle every time..." Then someone would object and he would bully and needle them for the next half hour until they left the table or switched seats. After being a total jackass for like an hour he would switch to serious mode and start telling his tall tales of military service, expecting everyone to be in total awe because he was a GI, somehow excusing his horrific and blatant disregard for anyone else at the table for the last hour... How is this not DBaggery??? At a poker table people are captive audiences and all players should be aware of that and be respectful of others.

ok we get it. You've combed through the details many, many, many times and every time you come of as more of a whiny puss. If it was that horrible move. If the guy is spewing money like you say then you should keep needling him to further tilt him.

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05-25-2011 , 11:10 AM

#121

Sarge88

banned

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 6

Allright enough of this bull**** already... I'm Sarge and I've got a few things to say. first off **** this guy on here telling stories about me, he sholda said it to my face on friday night so i could kick his lily white ass righ t there. Any time any place, you name it and I'll be there you little punk ****. So what my l;anguage is salty and I've benn with a few hookers in my time, but I'm the Sarge! I risked my life over there and have to come back to punk kids who are to pansy ass to man up and fight me if they have a problem. Anybody who knows me knos I'm a badass but also a good guy, that's if your on my side. For those not on my side or have a problem with me, come nd say it to my face!! Then see what happens.

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05-25-2011 , 11:18 AM

#122

camz2895

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 7,272

what's the average IQ of a nvgtard?

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05-25-2011 , 11:36 AM

#123

MasterLJ

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 13,684

If NVG wants me to quiz those claiming to be Sarge to figure out who is the real one (if any), I'm at NVG's disposal.

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05-25-2011 , 11:37 AM

#124

Land Of The Free?

old hand

Join Date: Apr 2011 Posts: 1,695

Yeah, Sarge88 who was born in 1988. Oh no wait....that was Stinger. lol

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05-25-2011 , 11:41 AM

#125

biron

journeyman

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 270

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Originally Posted by Capitalzaz

Like I said, he didn't even talk to me but he scared off other players and at one point him and another guy were about to fight. Made for a tense situation and so I left, the only people that stuck around to endure his BS were the uber nitty sharks.

so you too much of a bitch to say anything to him at the table, yet you will post about it anonymously from home. Passive aggressive ferry. Either be a man and say it to him at the table or stfu.
what you are doing is worse then what he was doing.

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