Rancid very nice

When someone says how did you call that i reply i just hit call

needs more love

I rarely particpate in chat with the loudmouth players who obviously don't know what they're doing, but when I do, this is my standard response to their "advice."

"thank you come again" wins if typed in immediately following call with nuts

"nice throw" wins for retort to "nice catch"

lolol that is really really good

a lot of times after i win a hand i will say what i had (after we show down and they obviously see what i had...). Like for example I take down a small $20 pot by hitting a pair of tens on the river... I will say

"I had a pair of tens. I won."

they will usually be like 'yeah i know you idiot ' or something like that. it is funny to me.

'Go rim your uncle'

usually works for me and always gets a laugh out of other players at table

I just say

"save ur breath, u'll need it for ur date"

after being sucked out on:

"I guess your hooves were too big for the Fold button"

ur all terrible at berating

"Don't feel bad, the world needs ditchdiggers too."

[observer] means you get to observe. It doesnt say, [whine like a baby].

I did have a guy tell me to "go f---in choke" just yesterday, after I busted him with my OESD. If a bad player takes my money, I'll typically say something to the effect of, "That's okay, you're not good enough to keep it." Then after I calm down, I proceed to make the prediction come true.

These are fantastic. I'm going to use them.

sometime's i'll just start saying random things like

"i like tacos"
"at Jack N the Box I can get two taco's for $1"
"that's only 50 cents per taco"

etc.

For some reason it will completely set off some people.

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