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Why do you want to ban the guy?

Obviously,he (sevencard2003) is an upstanding individual full of character regardless of what he said about someone's mother. Also, I don't think he would like to know that you called him a pos behind his back. That's really rude bud. Grow up?

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05-11-2013 , 08:56 PM

#778

4barreledjoe

enthusiast

Join Date: Apr 2013 Posts: 91

may 1000 flees infest your crotch & you have no arms to scratch!!

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05-11-2013 , 10:25 PM

#779

Side of Mayo

banned

Join Date: May 2013 Posts: 90

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Originally Posted by SickCallMcGee

sevencard2003 after losing nut full house to quads:

"It would be worth spending the rest of my life in jail if I could just pull a switchblade on ur mother for 5 minutes"

tough to compete with that

according to his latest blogs, sevencard2003 is apparently on the way out

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with a new roll of $743 after losing $595 on the VBJ when i got mad from being treated rudely earlier and hitting max bet a few times once i was stuck over $100, i damn sure dont feel like i can afford a cab. cannot find a single friend awake and willing to come out here and get me this time of night, so matter how much gas i give them with the $35 i have in comps left.

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will finish cursing everyone out, both here and on my blog, and on 2+2, after i safely disappear out of the area because a lot of people will soon be looking for me to do me some serious harm after i go off on lots of people, and the police will be looking for me also, so no more blog, sorry Andy. i did my best to keep my word. and of course then ill be perma banned on every forum. its best i drop out of sight and forget about gambling anyway.

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incidentally, his blog is EPIC lmao

http://sevencard2003.blogspot.com/

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05-11-2013 , 11:33 PM

#780

46&2

banned

Join Date: Sep 2012 Posts: 1,074

No seriously though... How fat are you?

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Spoiler:

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05-11-2013 , 11:51 PM

#781

TightenUpYMO

banned

Join Date: May 2013 Posts: 114

Spoiler:

or any of a hundred other chat comments that Ziigmund made

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05-14-2013 , 04:02 PM

#782

Chris12345

newbie

Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 18

Someone from Fulltilt ages ago, said that he hoped all my children have small dicks, especially the girls. When I caught runner runner for the nut flush

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05-17-2013 , 03:42 PM

#783

Ruler of the South

stranger

Join Date: Mar 2013 Posts: 3

Worst one I have ever seen was in a live game. A hero at the table had been jawing back and forth with a villain. The hero had a missing thumb that was replaced by a toe. I assume it was his or a cadavers. It looked like it functioned but whatever.

Anyhow, villain loses a huge pot the to hero and without missing a beat, as the hero pushed in his cards with his toe/thumb thing, villain says "That's a really nice hand you have there."

Crickets at the table....

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05-17-2013 , 08:57 PM

#784

SixToedPete

enthusiast

Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 66

I remember playing on PStars with Shana Hiatt when she addressed me in chat as a "Knuckle Dragger".

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05-17-2013 , 09:32 PM

#785

PuppingtonBrkswrth

banned

Join Date: Mar 2013 Posts: 3

whenever someone cries and starts berating, I just reply with

QUE?

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05-18-2013 , 12:32 AM

#786

Lord Rat

stranger

Join Date: May 2013 Posts: 1

"Observer."

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05-18-2013 , 01:42 AM

#787

SovietRussia

veteran

Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 2,214

... Your ****ty poker thread is only 3 stars.

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05-18-2013 , 03:09 AM

#788

greatstate608

centurion

Join Date: Apr 2012 Posts: 143

dont really talk too much sht unless its called for. i usually start by telling them that im the best poker player in the world, its simple but really seems to make lots of people very angry which is what i want. then i type things like, YEA!!!!!
*** YEAAAAA!!!!!!! HELL YEAAAA!!!!!! over and over again when i win a pot. also
tell them some call me phil ivory the white phil ivey, agian just simple things that make people so mad.

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05-18-2013 , 03:52 AM

#789

AKingdom

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 3,520

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Originally Posted by RML604

Sorry, just pushing buttons

So good!

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05-18-2013 , 04:14 AM

#790

AKingdom

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 3,520

OMG! The yurmomkunt one was so funny I'm sweating from laughing so much if that's even possible.

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englishno: yes funny funny as you when u see wife fly by you with bomb in her ass

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05-18-2013 , 04:21 AM

#791

mgh87

journeyman

Join Date: Feb 2013 Posts: 216

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Originally Posted by Vitas23

When you bust someone right before they leave say "Thanks for your donation."

How do you know they're about to leave.... it's not like they're going to type in chat GJ you busted me im going now

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05-18-2013 , 04:47 AM

#792

mgh87

journeyman

Join Date: Feb 2013 Posts: 216

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Originally Posted by OhhDeGenERate1

After one really bad runner runner beat some guy typed "poker stars i hope you get cancer"...lmao..i just remeber thinking christ.

I sent that in an email to pokerstars support saying something very similar and their sites rigged after a rather long series of bad beats, funny thing is i had to go into another room and get a key board and mouse off my friends computer beacuse i'd already smash mine. Man i tilted so bad back in the day

p.s Sorry to any Pokerstars support staff who read my email