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Old 02-21-2010, 07:21 PM   #736
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Re: The best poker chat put down?

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After someone starts in to me:

"Do you like Ice Cream?"

Them: "What? Why?" (they know some retarded line is coming).

Me: "I'm going to go have some now."

It either tilts the **** out of someone, makes them go off worse or they shut up.
Darren brown has a technique to deal with aggressive drunks

Loose aggressive drunk: Wtf u looking at you idiot ima punch u in ur face, more aggresive drunk talk

darren brown: These walls are really small, when I was in malta the walls were really tall, i'd say they were taller than me, what do you think?

LAD: what


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for me the best poker chat put down would be

martin u look like a retard
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Old 02-21-2010, 10:21 PM   #737
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Re: The best poker chat put down?

when someone sucks out I'll say something like, I'll stack you in 10 hands. Then when that tenth hand comes I really hope I stack him and needle the **** out of him until he leaves. Pretty much the most fun you can have in poker.
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Old 02-21-2010, 10:48 PM   #738
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Re: The best poker chat put down?

"easy game", obv only after sucking out
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Old 02-22-2010, 07:29 AM   #739
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Re: The best poker chat put down?

i think the terms "peasant" and "garbage" are under-utilized
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Old 02-22-2010, 08:13 AM   #740
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finally i simply said in retort, "you're right, i am lucky, you keep sitting at my table"

gottem?
pure class putdown. wd u. :0)
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Old 02-22-2010, 09:54 AM   #741
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Re: The best poker chat put down?

this thread is not very good
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Old 03-03-2010, 09:29 PM   #742
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Re: The best poker chat put down?

I'm not sure what he was trying to say, but I saw this in the chat box on Full Tilt today:

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The Full Tilt chat box allows for a lot of creativity.
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Old 03-04-2010, 04:47 AM   #743
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Re: The best poker chat put down?

One time this guy had been 3betting the **** out of me in a 6max table. I think he was about at 20ish percent. He was directly to my left but it wasn't working too well because I was was just 4betting him right back. Anyways I pick up queens in the sb and it folds around to me and no surprise I get 3bet again. I decide to flat call because his range was so wide, he had just been folding to my 4bets and I figure he's going to barrel off.

The flop comes like T85r and he cbets about 2/3 pot. I call and the turn like pairs the 5 or something. He checks back the turn and the river comes an ace. Now I'm not really happy because I know a lot of his range just got there but I know he's going to fire it 100% of the time. He fires pretty big but I call again and he shows KJo. He calls me a fish in chat and I said "3bet me more. You might do better." I think he left a couple orbits later.
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Old 03-04-2010, 05:03 AM   #744
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Re: The best poker chat put down?

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Him: How can you play so bad?
Me: Misclick. I'm pooing and only have one hand free.
Jesus, wtf is your pooping technique? What are you doing with the hand???
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Old 03-04-2010, 05:11 AM   #745
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when someone say nice hand, i say nice call
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Old 03-04-2010, 05:19 AM   #746
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Re: The best poker chat put down?

I'm always a big fan of responding with deathly silence to chat tilters. Nobody else seems to go in for this though.
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Old 03-04-2010, 05:24 AM   #747
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PA to Andrew Robl (learning to play omaha): Nice raise... er Nice Re-raise.

Gus Hansen to Ziggy: Email support, sometimes they give free tissues
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Old 03-04-2010, 11:42 AM   #748
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Re: The best poker chat put down?

"nice call donk"

my replies:

"I read your soul"

"Jesus told me you were bluffing"

"everyone at this table knew that was a bluff"

"Whaaaaaaa!"
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Old 03-04-2010, 12:06 PM   #749
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mostly unpleasant and unfunny people ITT
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Old 03-04-2010, 01:39 PM   #750
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mostly unpleasant and unfunny people ITT
No money everyone is solid
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