after I after I have dished out several beats in a row to the same chat tilter after each subsequent beat I type either "oopsie-whoopsie!" or "Yabba-Dabba-Do any twoll do!" This tilts people beyond belief.

i forget the chat but worst ive seen is Bdbeatslayer going nuts on THE_D_RY in the 100k freezeout a few weeks back.

Guy Acussing out Guy B)
Mod:Please remember not to use offensive chat. If the words are ****, that means you shouldn't type them.
Guy A: **** you.

(After I broke someon and they complained)
"You should have bet more."
"I Was All in!!!!"
"You should have had more to bet"
(commense massive tilt)

(After I draw out on turn/river)
Guy:You're terrible.
Me:not a 2 card game. It's a 7 card game.
(commense being cursed out)

"go home and get your f##king shine-box"

This didn't happen online, but it did happen to me at a live $6/12 limit game here in St. Louis a couple years ago.

Long story short, I call this old (looked about 65) preflop raiser dood with a 10-8 of clubs because I'm a donk. Call all the way, then raise on 5th street when my 10 high donk flush shows up. Old guy turns over "the weapons of mass destruction" with much angst after calling my raise, and slams the table. While I'm stacking up the profits, old dood says "watch yer back son, you might just get rolled out in the parking lot".
I looked at him and said "Well I parked in valet so the only thing you'll be rolling tonight is dice trying to chase your losses you degenerate old f**K"

Of course the floor then gets called but everyone was laughing except for the old stooge who racked up a few minutes later, mumbling to himself about what he would have done to me 40 years ago blah blah blah.

TJ Cloutier ?

After a player makes a bad play on me and I win.

"You must be allergic to money. I'm here to help."

I was gonna rip his heart out. I'm the best ever. I'm the most brutal and vicious, the most ruthless champion there has ever been. No one can stop me.

There is no one who can match me. My style is impetuous, my defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart! I want to eat your children!

I have this on my clipboard 247 imo..

PokerStars Game #13702397815: Hold'em No Limit ($25/$50) - 2007/12/07 - 06:19:43 (ET)
Table 'Carlova' 9-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 4: ADZ124 ($9459 in chips)
Seat 5: Apathy123 ($5778 in chips)
ADZ124: posts small blind $25
Apathy123: posts big blind $50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
ADZ124: raises $100 to $150
Apathy123: raises $350 to $500
ADZ124: calls $350
*** FLOP *** [8c 5h 6c]
Apathy123: bets $650
ADZ124: raises $1550 to $2200
Apathy123: folds
ADZ124 collected $2299 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $2300 | Rake $1
Board [8c 5h 6c]
Seat 4: ADZ124 (button) (small blind) collected ($2299)
Seat 5: Apathy123 (big blind) folded on the Flop

ADZ124: see whose kingdom this is?
Apathy123: what does that even mean?

Well, I had sex with your wife!

I like when you hit a long draw and someone calls you a DONK

I always reply
"typing Donk doesn't make you a good player"

Hi5!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

you guys aren't even close.


"i know that's a lot of money for you." -guy laliberte*


*extra points for being unintentional

winnar

that is one hell of an avatar, starknaked

I was always partial to "BOOM HEADSHOT!"