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Originally Posted by Basilvdk
Playing live at Foxwoods some time ago, I felted a guy twice in one orbit [AA>QJ and QQ > AK]. He's flipping out at me about the QQ hand and how he could have easily had Aces, blah. blah. blah. He puts his bills on the table and as the dealer reaches for them I say:
"Dealer, could you give him greens? I have too many red chips already."
Even the dealer chuckled a bit at this one, and the guy proceeded to tilt off another $500.
This brilliant, I love the subtle ones.
When people question my play I like to explain to them that the Magic 8-Ball guided my actions.
Another fun one is after
calling someone's all-in bet and hitting your draw, wait for the tirade to come and simply explain "I was trying to bluff you"
I try to not harass the donks (i'll even defend them to keep 'em around). i also have no problem making myself sound stupid. The only other time I say much in the chat is if I get a really offensive player berating me. Then I just constantly reply with lol to everything they say, it seems to drive them insane and further my image as a complete moron.
lol
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lol lol haha