LMAO for some reason that made me laugh really hard.

I never berate players and rarely ever reply when I'm being berated, as I don't want to scare off the fish, and ignoring people seems to put them on tilt anyway. But one time someone was going off on me for ages so I typed in:

Me: "Clueless bluffy fish"
Fish: "Are you talking to me, you xxxx??"
Me: "OMG, sorry, I just meant to type that in my notes for you"



Also liked this from a friend. He'd sucked out on someone and they were going crazy:

Tilted player: "ZOMG how could you call there you are such a donkey"
Tilted player: "djsgfsdjgeouougwfjmsf"
Tilted player: "You don't have anything!!"
My friend: "I have your money"

This shut him up for a while until finally he petulantly replied "I still have money", sat out for a few more hands, then left the table, obv busto. LOL.

I had one of you 2+2er's win a 60-40 for 200 BB's and type in the chat, "HAMMER". I steamed for hours....

Once I hit a magic flop for my T8 in a big multi-way pot, took it down, and this guy berates me for like 15 minutes, literally. "How could I be in the hand?" etc., then personal comments. Usually I don't respond, but after a while I got fed up, looked him up, and typed,

'I just sharkscoped you.'
'I feel sorry for you.'

Total silence after that.

Of course the ones who talk are usually the worst players, trying to look big even if they can't win big. If they were skilled, they'd just wait and stack you.

God damn that's funny.

i always do
"ill sukk your d*ck *****/negro"


Just say it often.

Seems to realllly put players on tilt.

My chat is now banned.

neato!

Before my chat was banned, i would say lotsa stuff with my only intention being to piss people off....

After you catch someone bluffing, or win any big hand: "interesting"

If you suck out on someone... "i read weakness"

or i would just type in the entire family matters theme song. and not play a hand until i was finished

Loving the game over one, may start using that...



HUsng fun on a cryptologic site..

After I turn a gutty on the first level and end up stacking the guy..

Him: Mug
Him: ****in fish
Him: I hope you die
Him: One less ****in fish in the world
Him: I hope your family die too ****in mug.
Me: I'd better go let them know you're helping to fund their funerals.


After sharkscoping the same guy and beating him again (we were playing two sngs at the same time)..

Him: **** you, you're gonna die.
Me: How does it feel to be -$3850 playing $22 sngs?
Him: Not as good as ****ing your mum.
Him: I thought you wanted her dead anyway?
Him: **** u
Me: I'm not as good as my mum, but as you've paid in advance..

after sucking out, 'im a gambler!'

PLEASE do

after i induce a bluff into a big hand, i say (Only if they are annoying or german):

You like a pregnant lady, you got induced.

Yeah, i rule.

This is pretty short term results orientated in my opinion. You may be tilting him now but the last thing you want to do is have him think about his long term results. Don't tap the tank and all that jazz - If you spot a mega fish encourage not discourage him from playing future events / tables.

im too lazy to search the archives, but i claim the credit for this one.

lmfao i like dat one

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