GET ON YOUR BIKE

Bring more Russians

When you bust someone right before they leave say "Thanks for your donation."

It must be hard to type with those hooves

Around 18 outs on flop villain goes all in I obv Call. Hit flush on river and villain goes insane lol. It went something like this:

V:WTF?
WHY YOU CALL WITH THAT ****?
Me:But they were suited.
V:**** YOU YOU ****ING IDIOT
V:LEARN TO PLAY
Me:Give me free lessons?
V:**** YOU YOURE MOM GIVES FREE **** SUCKING LESSONS
Me:tooshay
V:**** YOU
Funnier with all the typos and stuff

When does your book come out?

ty

your gonna get buttraped by satan imo

there is one player on one particular site who is obsessed with me. i own him on a regular basis, yet he keeps sitting with me hu and 3 handed. every time i beat him in a hand, for example capping the flop and betting the whole way with T8 on a JJ7 board because i know he he has the 7, he berates me. he goes on crazy chat tilt every time, for example:

"YOU LUCKY MOTHER F***ER"
"YOUR MOM'S A WH0RE"
"HAVE SEX WITH YOUR MOM, YOU MOTHER F***ER"
"IM HAVING SEX WITH YOUR MOM"

last night i was beating him up pretty good and he went off the deep end. bounced around to all my different tables on crazy chat tilt, telling everyone how lucky i was and all that mom stuff.

finally i simply said in retort, "you're right, i am lucky, you keep sitting at my table"

gottem?

"wanna play hu?"

I witnessed "I hope a helicopter crashes on you" @ micro stakes once. First I thought he was joking, but he was really steaming on anger.

The only one outer I ever hit, obviously the guy started yelling at me, i promptly replied "skill game."

"Sorry could'nt hear you was busy changing your mouthers water bowl"

ssssssssshhhhhh im counting your chips after winning a pot against someone who goes off in chat box is a gd way to keep them on tilt imo.

(after bad beat) "I knew you were bluffing" ...then ignore subsequent instructions to check the hand history and keep with your story that they were bluffing

after busting someone:

GAME OVER
PLEASE DEPOSIT MORE COINS TO CONTINUE