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Old 05-03-2008, 05:17 PM   #151
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Re: The best poker chat put down?
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I like to cut and paste the text that says you won. to me its the best response to someone ranting after a beat
hilarious -- lol
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Old 05-03-2008, 06:37 PM   #152
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Re: The best poker chat put down?
This fat lady on pokerstars last night was berating a guy and said, "You play poker the way I piss". And instantly I said, "You mean he doesn't wash his hands after he plays?"
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Old 05-03-2008, 07:01 PM   #153
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"you're the reason people think online poker is rigged"
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Old 05-03-2008, 07:31 PM   #154
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Re: The best poker chat put down?
"i am just doing notes on you right now and i need another word for donkey"
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Old 05-19-2008, 04:47 PM   #155
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No kidding. Y'all suck at poker.

The only time I ever berate someone is if a good playing is being a jerk to a bad player. I'll defend the bad player to the end.

If a bad player is trashing me I usually go for self-deprecating humor or just plain agreeing with them to diffuse the situation and keep them playing.


Wow, that's quite an original thought.
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Old 05-19-2008, 04:51 PM   #156
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Don't tap the glass!! yuk yuk yuk!!!
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Old 05-19-2008, 04:56 PM   #157
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(after bad beat) "I knew you were bluffing" ...then ignore subsequent instructions to check the hand history and keep with your story that they were bluffing
Im going to try this
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Old 05-19-2008, 07:08 PM   #158
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"You'd be better at Razz, u never seem to have a hand"
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Old 05-19-2008, 07:23 PM   #159
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The jerkstore called and they are running out of you!
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What's the difference? You're their all-time best seller!

(followed of course by the greatest comeback of comebacks)
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Well, I had sex with your wife!
His wife is in a coma
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Old 05-19-2008, 08:07 PM   #160
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"I wish you you would place first in the World Series of STFU"
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Old 05-19-2008, 11:21 PM   #161
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you must be paralyzed from the neck up
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Old 05-19-2008, 11:41 PM   #162
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i'll be dikn ur girl

POW
correct

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Old 05-20-2008, 01:02 AM   #163
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you're the shot that should have been swallowed!
Made me laff.
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Old 05-20-2008, 01:06 AM   #164
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After breaking a guy:
"Nice try pal. You might want stick to porn and video games"

For intimidation:
"When I'm done with you, your gonna be eating cereal and KD for dinner for the next week."
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Old 05-20-2008, 01:29 AM   #165
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Re: The best poker chat put down?
For bad beats I like:

I had pot odds.

When I get called donk/fish/idiot etc:

Thank you for pointing that out to me. If it weren't for you more experienced players, we newcomers would have no hope at all. I appreciate you sharing your wisdom and experience with me, sir.

I find the more I talk like a Mormon the more upset people get.
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