The assumption that it's automatically not "classy" to engage in banter tilts me intensely...

After one really bad runner runner beat some guy typed "poker stars i hope you get cancer"...lmao..i just remeber thinking christ.

Call the waaambulance we have a crier

and after every suckout...Ez game

"This would never happen in live game" or "Random card generator my as*"

i learn to win by playing Facebook poker shoot outs

after sucking out,
sorry I x'd the table by accident, what happened?

Or just pretend like all you can see is *'s and that their chat must be blocked.

In a chatbox no doubt, no way a nerd is going to have the courage to tell that to anyone live.

"I felt it."

u thought u had the straight
aye aye aye
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPKIrKZLXLg

math is idiotic

I like this one:

don't tap it

TAXI!!!

Well played, sir.

i just bluffed you (afer a non show over bet).

you lost to a girl.

most of these are gems, def gonna use some

your parents hate you and you were adopted.

"all you can eat baby"

Suckout on someone its a simple...

**I just outplayed you**

this is ****ing hilarious ... needs more love

Kpederson: GODO PLAY
jungleman12: IF YOU ARE COOL YOUD HAVE YOUR PANTS ON THE GROUND ALSO
Dealer: jungleman12 has 15 seconds left to act
jungleman12: THE JUNGLE IS THE COOLEST PLACE AROUND
Kpederson: ARE YOU GOING TO 6 TABLE ISILDUR1
Fonzy23 (Observer): LOL
jungleman12: MAYBE
Kpederson: DO YOU THINK HE IS VERY GOOD OR NO
System: The $23,500 Guarantee ($100+$9 NL Hold'em) will be starting in 8 minutes.
Dealer: Kpederson has 15 seconds left to act
Dealer: jungleman12 wins the pot ($799.50)
jungleman12: HE IS A FEARSOME BEAST

jungleman12: YOU MUST CONSULT THE SAGES
Dealer: jungleman12 wins the pot ($100)
Dealer: Hand #18202788062
jungleman12: THEY RESIDE ON THE FORUM OF 2+2, BUT BEWARE
Kpederson: OIC
jungleman12: THERE ARE FALSE SAGES

jungleman12: THOSE THAT KNOW THE TRUTH ARE AMIDST THOSE THAT WOULD TELL LIES!
jungleman12: SO SAYS THE JUNGLEMAN
Kpederson: THEN HOW DOES ONE FIND TRUTH
Dealer: Kpederson has 15 seconds left to act
jungleman12: IF YOU LOOK INTO YOUR HEART

strange people!

Not chat, but memorable anyway. I played the 250K Guarantee today at the Commerce. There's a big hand and at the showdown the loser holds his cards up for his neighbors to see and then throws them toward the muck. I ask the dealer to turn the cards up. I want to see what he had (was he bluffing or ?). He took offense at this and said to me, "Were you in the hand?" I looked right back at him, "I got two cards, didn't I?"

A few people chuckled at that and it was the end of the conversation.
P.S. He was bluffing!

What comes out of a choo choo train?

Good for you!

P.S. Sarcasm

after a lucky player busted me with a two outer I said : "Even a blind squirrel gets a nut every now and then"..it got a few laughs

funniest thing I've ever heard someone say:

(after this guy got sucked out)

angry player: your a fhucking idiot dude...I assume you wont say anything back because your used to hearing it...but....FHUCK YOU

berated player: I'm reporting you

angry player: thats fine I can deal without talking...just like you can deal without a logical thought