The Skinny
Local poker game, monthly MTT cash buyin, usual group of regs plus random invites. I sometimes deal there but a mate of mine is a regular dealer at the game.
A mutual friend of myself and the dealer in question was banging one of the other players until about three months ago when they split. Said girl has enormous jiggly breasts (no pic so it didn't happen). Said girl also brings new boyfriend to this months game.
The Set Up
Titty girls new bf is a tool. He's 19 going on 41, only drinks Jamison on the rocks, carries a cigar cutter but no cigars, and looks like he shaves bi-weekly. Wears a suit like a second skin even though it's a piece of **** and looks like its off a Kmart rack.
Dealer is making small talk with said tool to be polite during the first break. Dealer orders a champagne and boyfriend remarks 'nice drink'. Dealer says 'I like it' and boyfriend remarks 'so do the girls'. Said dealer smiles but decides to fleece tool boyfriend when opportunity arises.
The Opportunity
Third hand back from the break, jiggly titted girl is in the cut off, her ex is in seat two, and tool boyfriend is in seat 7.
Pre flop, ex bets, tool boyfriend raises, ex massively overbets.
Tool boyfriend leans back in his chair and announces 'You have a big pair of balls son, I'll give you that.'
Dealer announces 'Yep...he used to empty 'em into your girlfriend.
Dealer call of the night.
Cliffnotes: Too long set up for joke in ****ty thread.
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