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Originally Posted by NoHablo_Chapo
Everybody that plays with him whenever he's in a hand, stand up, stare at his chip stack, and ask aloud and blatantly:
"How much do you have Alec Torelli?"
"Are you hiding any chips anywhere I can't see them?"
And after he gives you his stack size, ask the dealer for a count to "make sure you aren't hiding or lying"
I hope someone does this the next time he plays on televised poker too.
Haha, this post tickled me.
You could take it a step further, and ask him for a count on each subsequent hand. Inevitably, he'll ask why you're asking, as it shouldn't have changed much, or should be easy to figure out. "Just want to make sure you haven't gone north since the last time I asked."
For bonus points, do it on every street. Preflop raise. "How much you got?" Call. Flop comes king high, rainbow. Alec bets. "How much you got now?" Call. Turn. Alec checks. "How much you got now?" You bet. Alec calls. Go to the river. "How much you got now?"
In reality, though, most people at the table will have no knowledge of this incident and will simply think you're being weird. So yeah, probably need to save this for a televised game.