Hate it when mrwong goes all Popeye on us..."i wake up ung with ace/king diamonds and i makes 250.00 to go...."[/QUOTE]

But bighitter redeems himself here:

"i say hey your like a kentucky hillbilly COLUMBO ...he gives me the death stair for 5 min i lock eyes on him im playing for my life here im ready for anything"

Playing for his life! I hope wong doesn't end up distracted by some tight trim.

the asian broad is slow on the draw with the drinks that EV+ for me as i play best lightly liquored i squezze 45 suited in th BB action folded to AAA former baseball rbi shaved head 260 guy pops to 500.00 now he hasnt played many hands he sits there in a hypnotic glare not saying boo i put him on aa kk i call based solely on implied odds guys like this who wait for premiums cant let them go the flop brings me a baby flush i check he quickly bets 1k chip i flat the turn is a brick i check he bets 2.5k i release ....and lose 1.5k but dont regret the move as i sip some CND wiskey as the old man ressurects the COLUMBO topic and Matt looks sick as his initial buy-in is 3/4 gone he looks like he about t push on any paint ....whats wrong with this kid hes not himself i look at young sienna sitting there railbirding with that perpetual pout of discontent what a effed up little broad i squeez AT off and try limping late before the BBs .....

You flopped a flush and folded on a brick turn?

When you call solely for implied odds and hit the flop, the correct action is to fold to a bricked turn.

Bighitter101

Here endeth the lesson.

no no the flop brought me a flush draw i forgot draw come on its two toned come on typo wtf why cant i get a young sienna miler pic instead of this artistic critism from the effin peanut gallery really no pic just this...........

Google is your friend, bighitter.

I'll get you a Sienna Miller pic once you stop writing gibberish and go back to your brilliance. Deal?

Everybody is a critic.

fantastic pic coach fantastic

+1

Manhattenmatt makes it 2k ung a all in i look at him and wonder WTF hes stuck 38k and i have 10s i feel disintrest next to me to my left and throw out two chips the old man tanks and then calls i was hoping he was mucking ......the flop rainbow 3 jq i instant check thinking i wastd 2k and would never of called with the old man in he checks also turn a brick i check he checks the river a ten i think holy chit ak is the nuts i check the old man bets 5k i tank and think he could of ak or hes trapping with aces i cant raise here i flat he shows aa im happy but missed value still it was the right play matt is busto he stands the old man walks him to his office for a loan im up 22k the pornproducer starts telling a story with a rare feature of noises like hee ohh tee i feel like a fat broad at the prom at this effin table..........as he tells the story about a supper in LA at chows i look at him and say TEEEHAAA real loud he stops telling the story and says WTF i loook at him and say thats my new noise tonight you see i have one too ...i expected lol from the table but everyone looked at me like i was a prick i took a sip and smiled at all of them

TEEEHAAA bighitter!

matt comes back to the table with a tray of non-bellagio chips the old man barks out thats 40k on my word ill buy those back ...Matt sits back down i say look whos got the bigswinging cack NOW ,LOL, with that BR you can punish us all even though i have him covered with a extra 20k i lol Matt gives me a half smile good1 bighitter and looks away nobody else lol as they seem shocked i would make a joke about someone suffering torrets little do they know this porno guys a slimeball .I squeeze a 78 suited and limp in Sienna gives me a look like she would like to kill me or make love to me sometimes its hard to tell till its almost to late bighitter........ action moves like liquid first family pot in a hour i look at myfake highend brietly watchand its says 7;30 and life is good baby life is good ........the triple AAA baseball pro looks conflicted hes got a premium sometimes being a nit pays off handsomely but you need the cards and hes getting them up 30k he pops to 550.00 with conviction on a flop of paint the wrong color paint for this bighitter i release and stick my hand deep in the chip bowl

mr wong is full of

as and if bob hope and no hope mrwong u lie on web u so wong

Don't wrong the wong

Gold on so many levels!

If wong is wrong I don't wanna be right

FTFY.

I RAISE MY DRINK AND SAY GOODTIMES GOOD LINEUP ...only the old guy toasts me but thats good the brietlying says 10;oo and everyone here looks older the severe light casts terrible skin and showcases age spots except for young sienna whom seems drunk despit never drinking ..i look down at my profit part od my stack to see its been gutted by almost 3/4 the 20 k reduced to 6and a bit giving me now 46 plus this is a tough table bighitter early positions pre-flop limpers get punished hard and if your drawing your priced out but i sit in the UNG with a 89 off and limp its goes against the grain but im that kinda guy it goes call,call,fold,call and gets popped by the BB the washed up AAA guy to 550.00 i flat hoping for HU in position i know hes got a premium it works out everyone else after a bit of tanking mucks ................

flop bring 710A two toned a bad thing for a guy on a open draw the AAABASEBALL guy does another clumbsy chip dance with sausage fingers slow uncomfortable jerky motions from a big guy with shaved head around 45 sports attire very quiet almost in a trance 1.5k is the bet as i see losing half of my remaining profit on a priced out draw i take a sip scratch my balls and flat the turn brings a 6 still twotoned my heart pounds........... this is really why you play this prob is why i play ..........this is a shot of heroine to a degen uncut RIGHT TO THE BLOODSTREAM .......feel good chemical reactions like EFFIN FIREWORKS SPEW OFF IN MY HEAD THE CONVERSATION CONTINUES IM EURPHORIC YOU COULD PUNCH ME IN THE FACE AT THIS MOMENT ID SMILE HE MOVES A FEW CHIPS AROUND I KNOW HE KNOWS HES A HEAD ........HE BETS A FLAG I THINK ON FLATING HERE TO SEE IF THE BOARD PAIRS AND TO CEMENT A WEAK HOLDING I THROW 5 CHIPS AND PREY DONT PAIR THE BOARD DONT PAIR THE BOARD DONT PAIR THE........ITS A BRICK STILL TWOTONED NO PAIR IM BULLITPROOF HE GOES THRU HIS SLOW-POKE THING AGAIN SO EFFIN TRANSPARENT MOVES CHIPS HES THINKING ON TAKING ME VALUE TOWN 7.5K ................I INSTA ALL IN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LIKE YOU WOULD DO ON LIFE TILT WITH NOTHING HE INSTA-CALLS 3 ACES I SHOW THE DRAW AND STAND I FEEL A BIT OF URINE DRIBBLE DOWN MY LEG AND FEEL LIGHT HEADED HOLY CHIT HE PEELS OFF 46.565 .........I SIT DOWN stack my chips and try and contain myself

the faster you go allin, more likely everyone is to put you on a bluff, especially if you're old

Sienna! Grab a Depends from the hallway bathroom, stat!

you my gruby friend ..geturstackup ..have that same 'thing 'the LA guy has passiveaggro irritant disorder and geuss what i think i have the medicenne

Chill-lax, wong, I'm in your corner here. I enjoy the reads, that's why I keep coming back.