just a ruff translation of the chat between plauzee & piggy:
Piggybank: wus up
Piggybank: wanna hear a sick story
PlauZee: sure

Piggybank: players party
Piggybank: i'm drunken
Piggybank: duhamel is drunken
Piggybank: he started talking trash
Piggybank: i was thrown out of the club
Piggybank: even i ddin't do anything
Piggybank: i waited for him in front of the club
Piggybank: he comes out
Piggybank: i hit him in his puss
Piggybank: nice line
Piggybank: imao
PlauZee: was it a hit-and-run?!

Piggybank: kind of^^
Piggybank: i think i hurt my ACL
Piggybank: but i'm still too drunken, to be sure
PlauZee: omg. can i blog that?!

Piggybank: sure^^
PlauZee: give me some cliffs [...]
Piggybank: he was soooooo drunken
Piggybank: pissing me off, even i just wanted to walk by
Piggybank: really getting on my nerves
Piggybank: i just chill
Piggybank: he was kinda aggro
Piggybank: security
Piggybank: busting me
Piggybank: i'm out
Piggybank: waiting the whole time
Piggybank: with isildur
Piggybank: then duhamel showes up
Piggybank: i walk towards him an hit him directly in his face. security intervene
PlauZee: how sick is that?!
Piggybank: believe me
Piggybank: i'm peaceful
Piggybank: but that had to be