Question - Did you hear about Phil Ivey getting divorced? If you did, what do you think about it?

Answer - Ronaldo500 think Phil Ivey wife no brain. Phil Ivey #1 USA poker player #2 world poker player. look good work very hard make big money for house car plane but Phil Ivey wife no care. Ronaldo500 wife very smart more Phil Ivey wife. Ronaldo500 wife live China with child. Ronaldo500 make big money Macau for send home. Ronaldo500 sauna massage 5 10 20 50 1000 girl no problem. phil ivey need china style wife no chocolate momma.

And then...

Question - I noticed you called Phil Ivey's ex-wife Chocolate Momma, can you please post a photo of a girl who you think is more attractive in your eyes? Aren't you afraid of people thinking that you are racist?

Answer - Ronaldo500 no racist u idiot. Ronaldo500 like tea no coffee but he no racist coffee. Ronaldo500 no like Chocolate Momma crazy butt dance and gold moth. This Ronaldo500 #1 bitch.

And...

Question - My girl friend wants to learn how to play poker but she goes on tilt every five minutes. Do you have any tricks to help teach a newbie?

Answer - Ronaldo500 no surprise you gf big tilt. woman can not think good for play poker. woman you see on poker tv show make sex with producer for poker tv celebrity and play poker tournament. Ronaldo500 say woman better for cook and massage. poker game for man only. you girl friend want play poker she sit on lady table only.


are we allowed to link websites? it shouldn't be hard to figure out.

hahaha, that was pretty dam funny.......



Nah im just messing with you, I didn't even read it.......

Ok I did read it, all I can say is Racist ban...? Although it is impressive that it manages to be racist towards chinese people and black people all at once.

amazing

racism aside obv, I hope this guy becomes a superstar, we are 1 chinese poker hero away from another poker boom

Pics of Ronaldo500's wife or gtfo. (Or of sauna massage 5 10 20 50 1000 girls ldo.)

FORUM NOT POKER A BBV4L IS!!!

I just seriously lol'd reading the title. But im not quite sure why.

this was the pic on his website (#1 bitch):

as if we really need more goddamn communists @ the mid-limit/nosebleed stud hi @ Stars

srsly... since the PRC outlawed wOw gold farming,
they'll be arriving anywayz, in droves.

I just contracted the yellow fever omgggggggggggggggggggggggggggg

As if I didn't already have an entire photobucket gallery devoted to that lovely girl... What kind of amateur do you think I am?

tuna what could I do to convince you to post all of those pictures ITT

just hang out in omg and you will see them daily imo

tunaman for mod

I actually think I banged her while I was in China. Good to know she's moving up the poker ladder.

omg's pace is grueling

Ronaldo500 = Mr Miyagi?

what is omg?

name plz?

omg dude plz link me in pm

Elly Tran Ha iirc.

Just google her name and the google images are pretty much what I've got in my pb.

organ monkey grinder

Oh boy, what a struggle that'll be to stay focused next time I see this guy at one of my tables...