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07-27-2015 , 07:37 PM
preview only here....still working on the whole song. quite difficult as im trying to mirror every rhyme scheme in each verse. will post the rest when finished.



Lose Durrrself

look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity
to gamble with everything you ever had...in one game
would you go for it, or just nit it up?
yo....

his seat is ready, table's weak, stare is steady
there's dirt on his air force ones already, stepped on by freddy
he's workin', under the surface he misses mom, wants to see mrs. dwan
but then he remembers that he's broke now
the whole poker crowd is wowed
wondering how, he can bail himself out
now owes amounts, to pros in macau
there's no doubt, dean's dead, bling-blang-blaow!

Last edited by you_wot_m8; 07-27-2015 at 07:45 PM.
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07-27-2015 , 08:20 PM
Dwan once have bankroll,
but now is gone,
He once have gold,
but now is pawned,
He go missing 2 years,
He owes like $2 Mirrrs,
And Jungleman looking to harm.
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07-27-2015 , 11:18 PM
To Macau he went fishing
Now he went missing
Tied up in a corner
a Gwai-Lo Foreigner
Thinking of a way to escape

He owes a giant debt
An amount he wants to forget
So the Triads make him work like a slave

In a factory making shirts
His face covered in dirt
He cries himself to sleep every night

Escaping is impossible
He wants to eat a lobster roll
And he wishes he never went to Macau
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07-28-2015 , 02:40 AM
Timmy Dean Dwan sang his swan song
Was part of poker royaltee then had an issue with FTP
Dodgin' hitmen for hire, life's on a wire
Sh*t's gettin' tense, got more eyebrows than sense

The white nomadic, he's gone asiatic, now trapped in an attic
Backed by triad bosses, his losses continue to escalate
His ego's deflate-ed, yes that is what i said
Bounty on his head, bounty on his head!

Last edited by AKingdom; 07-28-2015 at 02:47 AM.
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07-28-2015 , 11:42 PM
still working on this....too much time on my hands, i know. i'm stuck on the third verse because the rhyme scheme and syllable repetition is incredibly difficult to mirror without running out of words and having to repeat them. whatever. anyway, heres the second preview of "Lose Durrrself". (will post rest when done...also, if you play the actual song while reading the lines it adds to the effect. song is "Lose Yourself" by Eminem for those who live under a rock.)



Lose Durrrself

look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity
to gamble with every dollar you had...in one game
would you go for it, or just nit it up?
yo....

his seat is ready, table's weak, stare is steady
there's dirt on his air force ones already, stepped on by freddy
he's workin', below the surface he misses mom, he wants to see mrs. dwan
but he keeps on forgetting that he's broke now
the poker crowd's so wowed
wondering how, he can bail himself out
owes big amounts, to pros in macau
there's no doubt, dean's dead, bling-blang-blaow!

snap calls and we witness the, most sickest beat now he's
broke, so he wishes he'd wrote
home to dad, now can't cope and he's mad
we know
he'so sad and, he mopes, these triads ain't a joke
hellmuth's glad that he's broke
was so rad, now he's loc
durrr's a fad, and the pros
give up no cash to this bloke on float, that's when it's
back to a TAG and then, yo
it's a tragedy
he better contact raptor and hope today to bag a win

you never lose your roll on a loose flip, they loaned big
you won't live, you better never punt this dough (dough)
you only get one shot, do not blow up, you're a pro
this opportunity comes once from the triads, yo (you never)
you never lose your roll on a loose flip, they loaned big
you won't live, you better never punt this dough (dough)
you only get one shot, do not blow up, you're a pro
this opportunity comes once from the triads, yo (you never)
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07-29-2015 , 04:24 AM
Thread is A+
Thanks guys for the laughs & song's-keep it up

I want to break free by Queen would be a good song to work on. hehe
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07-29-2015 , 05:13 AM
Y'all know me, still the same Tom Dean
but I been low key
hated on by most of these forum geeks
with no G's, no deals and no keys
no nikes, not friends with ivey or the chinese
mad at me cause
I can finally avoid jungles geeky repayment fees

Got a stack in Macau and it's so full of plaques
from the last fish' aces I've cracked
Postin' up in the shady backroom like a mofakkin' OG
and y'all think that I might be broke, me??

Donk, please
you better bow down on both knees
who you think taught you to play J-3?
who you think brought you the gold tv
PAD's, High Stakes P and that show
with the british **** sippin' tea
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07-29-2015 , 05:24 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by LOLCh1pPorn
Y'all know me, still the same Tom Dean
but I been low key
hated on by most of these forum geeks
with no G's, no deals and no keys
no nikes, not friends with ivey or the chinese
mad at me cause
I can finally avoid jungles geeky repayment fees

Got a stack in Macau and it's so full of plaques
from the last fish' aces I've cracked
Postin' up in the shady backroom like a mofakkin' OG
and y'all think that I might be broke, me??

Donk, please
you better bow down on both knees
who you think taught you to play J-3?
who you think brought you the gold tv
PAD's, High Stakes P and that show
with the british **** sippin' tea
haha awesome
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07-29-2015 , 10:40 AM
I kill a dream or two as my chips hit the table
Bluffing me? Please, im T-D.
A grinder and high staker, no faker, the real modda ****ing D.
Ill 3bet you through all eternity.
Yes thast right, the Dwan is is here and he aint holdin back.
Winning fish`s money from China and back.

My aresenal is broader than Macaou and the rest
Ill even 4bet if hes folding a large enough bet
Jack-Trey or Ace-King, never cared and always win
Win a big one, scoop a small one, slay a shark and kill a whale.
There aint no Fish who can hold forth against my card vendetta.
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07-29-2015 , 11:29 AM
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Originally Posted by epcfast
It's the remix to ignition
Macau triad edition
we're trying to break tim dean
out of the kitchen
Sipping on rum and coke
he's like - so what i'm broke
it's the freakin weekend baby
i wish i was doug polk
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07-30-2015 , 04:22 PM
In the games that Dean was playing
The triads were always saying
"On the turn he's always raising!"
It makes the pots amazing!

But after a little while
Timmy Dean had lost his smile
Because he had to borrow a pile
Now 911 he wants to dial

These games he used to crush
Now he cant even make a flush...
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07-30-2015 , 05:39 PM
Dwans got y'all stuck off his penis, he be the infamous,
Official 3 barrel genius,
Dean comes equipped for warfare,
Beware of my Triad family who got enough stakes to share for all those,
Who wanna sit with the pro's,
Shove my chips in yo face, tilt you so hard you stab your brain with your nose bone,
You all alone in this hand cousin, I rep every street in this game that we running,
We keep them pathetic noobs running, like they supposed too,
Like Noel and Hastings they came around but they never came close too,
I can see it in they face they in the wrong place, cowards like them they get they get they whole business flamed up over twoplustwo with cheating allegations and such,
Leak the wrong hands man and you will get ****ed, you can bring your multi accounting against my triad team,
And I guarantee Ill show you your literal noses bleeding,
your simple strat just dont move me,
you's are weaker, Im greater, the ultimate Triad player,
You all up in the high stakes game yet you don't deserve to be a player,
Twoplustwo already dun called your names out,
You online dweebs are featherweight, my bankroll makes you salivate,
I may look 39 but my games older,
And when things get for real I think back to Helmuth,
he said another young gun deceased another twoplustwo thread told,
LOL It aint nothing really, a yo Jungle suck ma willy,
So I can get my mind off these jealous ass bitches,
How they aint gone broke I dont know go figure,
Meanwhile back in Macau we got the realness and foundation,
If I were to die playing poker I couldn't think of a better location,
Getting closer to the Poker Gods to get me out of all my situations,
Getting closer to Good...

Now nerds, heed these words I speak to you,
Or the next bluff might be against you.
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07-30-2015 , 05:48 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DarkMattersMan
Dwans got y'all stuck off his penis, he be the infamous,
Official 3 barrel genius,
Dean comes equipped for warfare,
Beware of my Triad family who got enough stakes to share for all those,
Who wanna sit with the pro's,
Shove my chips in yo face, tilt you so hard you stab your brain with your nose bone,
You all alone in this hand cousin, I rep every street in this game that we running,
We keep them pathetic noobs running, like they supposed too,
Like Noel and Hastings they came around but they never came close too,
I can see it in they face they in the wrong place, cowards like them they get they get they whole business flamed up over twoplustwo with cheating allegations and such,
Leak the wrong hands man and you will get ****ed, you can bring your multi accounting against my triad team,
And I guarantee Ill show you your literal noses bleeding,
your simple strat just dont move me,
you's are weaker, Im greater, the ultimate Triad player,
You all up in the high stakes game yet you don't deserve to be a player,
Twoplustwo already dun called your names out,
You online dweebs are featherweight, my bankroll makes you salivate,
I may look 39 but my games older,
And when things get for real I think back to Helmuth,
he said another young gun deceased another twoplustwo thread told,
LOL It aint nothing really, a yo Jungle suck ma willy,
So I can get my mind off these jealous ass bitches,
How they aint gone broke I dont know go figure,
Meanwhile back in Macau we got the realness and foundation,
If I were to die playing poker I couldn't think of a better location,
Getting closer to the Poker Gods to get me out of all my situations,
Getting closer to Good...

Now nerds, heed these words I speak to you,
Or the next bluff might be against you.

Well played.
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07-30-2015 , 08:41 PM
As I walk through Macau I inhale a deep breath,
I take a look at my bankroll and realize there's nothing left,
Cause I've been barrelling and losing so long,
that even my backer thinks that my mind is gone,
but I crossed Jungleman because he deserved it,
me be played like a punk? you know that's unheard of,
You better watch how you're playing, and what you're laying,
or you and your homies might be going broke,
I really hate to trip but I gotta tweek,
as they choke, I see myself in the crack smoke, fool,
I'm the kinda player that the trolls wanna be like,
on my knees in the night giving head so I can eat right

Been spending most my life, living in the triad's paradise...
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07-30-2015 , 09:18 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DarkMattersMan
Dwans got y'all stuck off his penis, he be the infamous,
Official 3 barrel genius,
Dean comes equipped for warfare,
Beware of my Triad family who got enough stakes to share for all those,
Who wanna sit with the pro's,
Shove my chips in yo face, tilt you so hard you stab your brain with your nose bone,
You all alone in this hand cousin, I rep every street in this game that we running,
We keep them pathetic noobs running, like they supposed too,
Like Noel and Hastings they came around but they never came close too,
I can see it in they face they in the wrong place, cowards like them they get they get they whole business flamed up over twoplustwo with cheating allegations and such,
Leak the wrong hands man and you will get ****ed, you can bring your multi accounting against my triad team,
And I guarantee Ill show you your literal noses bleeding,
your simple strat just dont move me,
you's are weaker, Im greater, the ultimate Triad player,
You all up in the high stakes game yet you don't deserve to be a player,
Twoplustwo already dun called your names out,
You online dweebs are featherweight, my bankroll makes you salivate,
I may look 39 but my games older,
And when things get for real I think back to Helmuth,
he said another young gun deceased another twoplustwo thread told,
LOL It aint nothing really, a yo Jungle suck ma willy,
So I can get my mind off these jealous ass bitches,
How they aint gone broke I dont know go figure,
Meanwhile back in Macau we got the realness and foundation,
If I were to die playing poker I couldn't think of a better location,
Getting closer to the Poker Gods to get me out of all my situations,
Getting closer to Good...

Now nerds, heed these words I speak to you,
Or the next bluff might be against you.
Only Mobb Deep can save Timmy Dean now...
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07-30-2015 , 11:19 PM
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07-30-2015 , 11:26 PM
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Originally Posted by veract
So so good
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07-30-2015 , 11:56 PM
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Originally Posted by veract
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07-31-2015 , 01:14 AM
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Originally Posted by Elvis_Costello
So so good
Such a beautiful voice and singing LOL as a word, perfect.
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07-31-2015 , 02:03 AM
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Originally Posted by veract
nice
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07-31-2015 , 02:06 AM
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Originally Posted by veract
MY SIDES
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07-31-2015 , 02:22 AM
speechless
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07-31-2015 , 02:46 AM
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Originally Posted by veract

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07-31-2015 , 03:00 AM
Omfg I can't stop laughing
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07-31-2015 , 03:29 AM
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Originally Posted by veract
You just won the internet.
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