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06-30-2009 , 06:47 AM
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06-30-2009 , 06:55 AM
Let him play, let him make it to the November Nine. Watch poker have the boom all over again.
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06-30-2009 , 07:08 AM
if nobody steals his blinds, then he cant blind out and win the bracelet right?
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06-30-2009 , 07:20 AM
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Originally Posted by augie_
i dunno, i would say it's definitely feasible. it can't be that hard to lock down the amazon room, it would create the biggest cluster**** in history though.

Yeah now that I've thought about it it would probably be business as usual for the Secret Service, and probably just a huge pain in the ass for the players/staff to deal with.
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06-30-2009 , 07:22 AM
This is NOT going to happen.

The secret service would have to shut down the poker room for one day and search for all kinds of stuff, which isnt going to happen.
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06-30-2009 , 07:30 AM
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Originally Posted by bluffcalls
kind of funny when he would actually like to play ...

secret service would have to buy in some 20 agents ... they have to manipulate the drawing to have agents on his table and very close to him ...
Theoretically, if he did play, I'm sure the WSOP and the RIO would bend over backwards, having his table in a roped off section with armed guards, etc or something like that. Or even a setup where he\s not actually there, but has a hole card cam feeding life to Washington for his own cards and an overhead cam with audio to watch the other players and betting and then he has a guy sitting in his seat just making the plays that Obama tells him to make. And that's just some dumb idea off the top of my head, surely there are ways of making it work, if he actually wanted to do it.

The reality is he has a pretty important job that prevents him from being able to do this...unless he just showed up and started shoving every hand until he busted. Now that would be pretty epic.
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06-30-2009 , 07:33 AM
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Originally Posted by Spurious
This is NOT going to happen.

The secret service would have to shut down the poker room for one day and search for all kinds of stuff, which isnt going to happen.

What if his table was always played in a separate room?
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06-30-2009 , 07:35 AM
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Originally Posted by Carnivore
The reality is he has a pretty important job that prevents him from being able to do this...unless he just showed up and started shoving every hand until he busted. Now that would be pretty epic.
Yeah, slightly important. Not very, just pretty.
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06-30-2009 , 08:22 AM
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Originally Posted by Carnivore
...unless he just showed up and started shoving every hand until he busted. Now that would be pretty epic.
This made me laugh out loud. I can imagine him see his cards, think for 3 seconds, and say "Im all in". First hand would be like "wow must be aces" second hand "huh?" and from then "wtf lol!". His table will eventually hate him btw, although america would love it. Just like Gus on poker superstars. You can win a tournament that way btw, its a better strategy than most.
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06-30-2009 , 09:19 AM
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Originally Posted by Spurious
This is NOT going to happen.

The secret service would have to shut down the poker room for one day and search for all kinds of stuff, which isnt going to happen.
Its not going to happen, but not for security reasons.

They could sweep the Rio convention center and the Amazon room in about four or five hours when there's very little traffic. Basically they'd have to shut down the cash games for a couple hours between 5am and 10am, which Harrah's would be happy to do to get the President there. Then once its secured they are just mf'ers about screening everyone who goes in and out.

The interesting question is if there are any players with checkered enough histories to make the Service 86 them from the Rio for the days the President is there.
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06-30-2009 , 09:21 AM
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Originally Posted by Carnivore
What if his table was always played in a separate room?
doesnt mean that terrorists couldnt place a bomb somewhere near.
believe me, this is not going to happen and it's not even close.

i know stories from german politicians which arent nearwhere chancellor of Germany, and they wouldnt be able to play the main event (this is kinda hypothetically spoken)
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06-30-2009 , 09:21 AM
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Originally Posted by Honeyboy Wilson

The interesting question is if there are any players with checkered enough histories to make the Service 86 them from the Rio for the days the President is there.
I wouldn't even say its a question, I would say there def are.

I just got done reading that I stabbed a guy bc he outdrew me thread by chodezilla, I'm sure theres other stabbers out there.
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06-30-2009 , 09:50 AM
The REAL question is, who would you like to see seated at his table?

I vote for:

Freddie Deeb
Paul McGriff, the guy with the crazy eyes and tongue,
Scotty Nguyen
Dario Minieri (what is that smell?)
Clonie Gowen
Gabe Kaplan
Eskimo Clark
and
Durrr

Last edited by gregorio; 06-30-2009 at 12:44 PM.
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06-30-2009 , 10:27 AM
Fairly sure if Obama wants to play ME he can do whatever the **** he wants to even if there's a 0.0000001% chance of a terrorist killing him.
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06-30-2009 , 10:54 AM
whoa whoa whoa Phil Gordon is still around?
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06-30-2009 , 12:02 PM
those prop bets can't be real.
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06-30-2009 , 12:32 PM
lol @ the prob bets

lol @ the idea of Obama attending the ME

lols all around
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06-30-2009 , 01:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Imrahil
Fairly sure if Obama wants to play ME he can do whatever the **** he wants to even if there's a 0.0000001% chance of a terrorist killing him.
Pretty sure not!
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06-30-2009 , 01:34 PM
Obama ftw.
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06-30-2009 , 01:38 PM
Funny part is Jesus was just flipping out of his bet with Phil Gordon
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06-30-2009 , 02:14 PM
serious question: if he plays the ME, he has to bust in like, level 1 or 2, right?

how can he possibly spend seven full days, much less one day, playing a poker tournament?

imagine the dealer: "Mr. President, no cell phones at the table, please."
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06-30-2009 , 02:15 PM
yea thats one reason why this would never happen !
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06-30-2009 , 02:23 PM
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Originally Posted by levin_money
He would never play the main event, simply because his advisers would never let "President Spends 4th of July Gambling in Vegas" become a headline even in The Onion.
Day 1 of the main event runs until July 6th
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06-30-2009 , 02:38 PM
I don't think him playing after his term ends is OOTQ. Probably is while he's the sitting President though.
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06-30-2009 , 02:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Lohoo
This made me laugh out loud. I can imagine him see his cards, think for 3 seconds, and say "Im all in". First hand would be like "wow must be aces" second hand "huh?" and from then "wtf lol!". His table will eventually hate him btw, although america would love it. Just like Gus on poker superstars. You can win a tournament that way btw, its a better strategy than most.
[ ] can win a large MTT that way
[ ] is a better strategy than most
[x] would be awesome
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