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08-29-2013 , 01:24 PM

#126

willie

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Originally Posted by Tonisinz

QQ she would have folded after a min of her usual bs

kudos for you to staying calm.

What an overly dramatic dolt.

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08-29-2013 , 03:46 PM

#127

ReddBoiler

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Sounds like another instance of Doc Sands colluding again SMH

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08-29-2013 , 05:53 PM

#128

Tonisinz

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To be honest his comment to her did bother me.. Thought it was totally out of line.. She was never folding so it doesn't matter. But anyway it is what it is

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08-29-2013 , 08:13 PM

#129

AllBlackDan

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Originally Posted by Kilowatt

(I can't fold this)
(I can't fold this)
(I can't fold this)
(I can't fold this)
(I can't fold this)

To, to, to, to...
Get here's so hard
Wish I were Russ
And could see your cards
I really
Hate to abort
Sittin' on KK
And my stack is short

Can't get reads on
Your faces
Wish I could tell
If you have those aces
So relaxed
I'm sold
But this is a hand
Uh, I can't fold

I told you, dealer
(I can't fold this)
I work so hard to get here, you know
(I can't fold this)
I'm lookin' in his eyes, man
(I can't fold this)
Let me waste a bit more time
(I can't fold this)

Time's a-wastin'
Tick-tock
We're hand for hand
You can't call the clock
If I wanna stall
I'll do so
Then say it's sick
Like Vanessa Rousso

I'm tryin'
To put out a feeler
If I lose the hand
I'll just blame the dealer
I tank
I tank
Wanna put my chips out
But afraid to get spanked
Makin' speeches
Like Jamie Gold
But this is a hand, uh,
I can't fold

Yo, I told you
(I can't fold this)
Why you makin' faces, waiter?
(I can't fold this)
Yo sound the bell, day's over, sucka
(I can't fold this)

Break it down!

(oh... oh... oh... oh... oh.. oh...)
Stop! Can't call time!

"I'm calling", I said
Please show me queens
Or I'm probably dead

I'm leading
And I shout
But still ask the dealer
To help me out

Thanks table
I'm a winner
Even if my antics
Made you lose your dinner
Whats your stack
Amount
Just for a minute
Let's all have a count
Count, count, count..

Yeah!
(I can't fold this)
Look at my chips
(I can't fold this)
I'm back to average, boy
(I can't fold this)
Thank you all for your patience
(I can't fold this)

Break it down!

Loled, we need a SS Kilo collaboration

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08-29-2013 , 08:17 PM

#130

ola_k_ase

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Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 70

LOL

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08-29-2013 , 09:41 PM

#131

pster

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Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 461

I haven't read the whole thread, but I have played with her numerous times. All I can say is that of all the super annoying people one meets in poker rooms, Mimi is far and away the worst. If she is losing she is crying. If she is winning she is still crying. If you beat her she runs her mouth. If she beats you she runs her mouth. She beat the guy's QQ but shows no respect for him. He doesn't matter. She's the star of the movie. She never stops talking. Everything she says is inane. She has never said a single thing worth hearing. And if you tell her to shut the f up, then she will start a shouting match. You can never get the last word with her because no matter how brilliantly you put her down she is just too stupid to grasp it and will just continue blabbing. And a long time ago she became convinced that she is "hot". Hot enough to fool some new (always older) idiot to keep her in action. But utterly revolting to anybody who has played poker with her for an evening. This video doesn't even begin to do her justice. Imagine the video lasting an entire session. An entire session of her talking about herself. No, not even that. An entire session of her talking about exactly how she feels at that moment. And how does she feel? She feels anxious. Things aren't right. She's got needs. And even if she got dealt AA every hand and won every hand, those needs would not be met. The situation is dire. Baby needs 1 million new pairs of shoes. That voice. Endless. I couldn't believe it when I saw it here. I thought: could it be? That Mimi? But then I saw the video. Yepp.

The single most annoying person to ever play poker.

Last edited by pster; 08-29-2013 at 09:56 PM.

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08-29-2013 , 11:23 PM

#132

Brilliant27

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I agree with this post 100%. I played with her several times in Vegas. She is so annoying to play with. She talks nonstop. If you didn't bring your headphones, you would be SOL. She thinks she's good, which makes it even more laughable. She plays wayyy too many hands preflop, her vpip is wayyy too high, and she complains every single time she loses. I am glad I'm not her husband lol. She is out of control.

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08-29-2013 , 11:35 PM

#133

wombat4hire

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Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 6,940

Kilo your lyrics are great and they really fit the song.

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08-30-2013 , 01:42 AM

#134

losthawks

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Originally Posted by pster

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Originally Posted by Brilliant27

There isn't a single thing in either of these posts that I disagree with.

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08-30-2013 , 01:44 AM

#135

Brilliant27

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Originally Posted by losthawks

There isn't a single thing in either of these posts that I disagree with.

Thx sir, I'm just keepin it real

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08-30-2013 , 05:12 PM

#136

kevko_2000

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Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 469

god dam she is annoying. It would be one thing if she was talking the hand out and reviewing the action. Didn't really look like much critical thinking going on. Looked more like hey look t me. I'm loud and annoying and have a big hand!!! She may as well have flipped a coin.

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08-30-2013 , 05:17 PM

#137

kevko_2000

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Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 469

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Originally Posted by vookenmeister

First, excellent video

The missing part of the story is how questionable the play with QQ was

- Tight female
- Live tourney
- Near bubble(not sure how close as I haven't even watched the real video)
- 3bets and makes a speech
- QQ is awful against that range
- He should fold

Now, given that he should be folding QQ based on all of that, maybe it's a tougher decision for her?

Perhaps she is so good she is a level above the other players. Maybe she knows that they should know that she is only raising with KK/AA here while making a speech. Given that villain can only have KK/AA to shove (I include KK because even though you know that you know it is still too hard to fold) then doesn't that mean she has to deeply consider folding KK?

Now let's say villain is playing perfectly and knows that she only has KK/AA doesn't that mean he can only shove AA so he has to fold KK even?

That would make his super level range AA only and thus she would need to fold KK here.

There I solved the equation.

She could be some super poker genius in disguise.

That said... She took too long.

One parting thought. "Can't fold this"

From the stories shared itt she is not tight at all.
Aaaand it's not the bubble.

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08-30-2013 , 06:27 PM

#138

AllBlackDan

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From reading this thread I believe she has a very apt first name

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08-30-2013 , 06:36 PM

#139

Wilbury Twist

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Originally Posted by Book Hangover

Thread title should be fixed

Agree with this great first post. "Can't fold this" is much more the key phrase than "I don't know what to do," especially now that Srsly has contributed that video.

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08-30-2013 , 10:16 PM

#140

unta8

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Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 2,207

Agreed that she is the last person you ever want at your table. Played w her at Commerce CA state champ in like 2011, her fat son was railing the entire day threatening anyone who said anything remotely negative about her. Deeeeluhh skwammmbell pweaaase!!!

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08-30-2013 , 11:29 PM

#141

ESKiMO-SiCKNE5S

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Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 29,325

to be fair she is definitely poker hot

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08-30-2013 , 11:50 PM

#142

News777

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Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 765

The future Mrs Chainsaw???

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08-31-2013 , 12:48 AM

#143

SrslySirius

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Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 4,357

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Originally Posted by Tonisinz

Yup it was I who had the QQ.. Obv folding my hand pre was a good option. She had 3bet Doc numerous times tho so I went with the hand.. Ppl are saying this was the bubble but that's false.. Over 300 got paid and this hand accrued with 100 ppl left..

Anyway. It was obviously one of the most brutal hands I've ever had to sit through but whatever... The remix that srslysirius did makes it totally worth it.

I'm glad you enjoyed the video. I'm also glad that you recovered from the hand and outlasted villain in the tournament.

Like many others, I was impressed with how you handled this situation. You've got class, sir.

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08-31-2013 , 02:43 AM

#144

alweezy28

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Join Date: Oct 2012 Posts: 233

wow shes so stupid, how she has a single tourny score to her name is beyond me

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08-31-2013 , 08:21 AM

#145

Tonisinz

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Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 6

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Originally Posted by SrslySirius

Appreciated

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08-31-2013 , 02:26 PM

#146

w1ng5

newbie

Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 40

" Aces Fail Again; Mimi Luu Eliminated by Dan Owen

Level 10: 500-1,000, 100 ante

Continuing the theme of the day, pocket aces were on the losing end of a big pot.

Mimi Luu was all in preflop with A-A against Dan Owen's K-K, and a king on the flop was enough for Owen to win the pot.

Dan Owen - 118,000 (118 bb)
Mimi Luu - Eliminated"

From WPT. Karma is a BITCH

Last edited by SGT RJ; 09-02-2013 at 09:35 AM.

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08-31-2013 , 05:35 PM

#147

technologic

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Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 5,049

she was at my day 1 WSOP ME event table this year, and got set over set to bust when a guy oversetted her on the river. she literally told the dealer to hold, laid out the hands by the pot and instagrammed it all, before sitting there in shock for a while.