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Old 08-26-2013, 01:09 AM   #1
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SHRPO ME - KK "I Dont Know What To Do"

WTF

Mimi Luu Doubles Thru Tony Sinishtaj

In what should have been a fairly straightforward hand, the preflop situation was drawn out for about 10 minutes as Mimi Luu (pictured) claims she didn’t know what to do.

Right around the time that the tournament staff stopped play and announced that each table would play six more hands, David “Doc” Sands raises UTG+1 to 34,000. Mimi Luu tells him, “I’m gonna do you a favor and raise 125.” She puts in 125,000, and the dealer tells her that is the amount of the raise, so she needs to add 34,000 to it, for a total of 159,000.

Tony Sinishtaj cold four-bets all in from the small blind for 990,000, and Sands folds. Luu gets flustered, and goes into the tank for nearly 10 minutes (though maybe it just seems that long), repeatedly saying things like “I can’t fold this hand,” and “I don’t know what to do.” She has about 355,000 behind if she folds, and spends most of her time in the tank loudly talking to nobody in particular.

Luu asks, “Do you have a strong hand? Do you have aces?” Sinishtaj seems very relaxed, like he could care less whether or not she calls. A little later she says, “If you have ace-king, you wouldn’t do that, right?” Sinishtaj says nothing, but still seems comfortable.

Luu turns to Doc Sands and says, “You would snap-call with this hand.” Sands laughs and says, “I’m inclined to believe you.”

Luu then continues to repeat, “I don’t know what to do. I don’t know what to do!” Another player at the tables says, “She needs a life coach right now.” Then she says, “I can’t fold this. I can’t fold this. I can’t fold this.” Nobody has called the clock, because the clock has already been stopped for the end of the day. Regardless of how long this hand lasts, the table will play six more hands.

Eventually, she grabs some chips and says, “Okay, I’m in!” She drops the chips to indicate a call, and Sinishtaj shows Qc Qh. Luu flips over Kc Ks, and she then begs the dealer for some help, saying, “Help me! You’ve gotta help me!” It seems she’s begging him to avoid a bad beat.

The board comes Jc 8h 3c 5c 3d, and the pocket kings hold up for Mimi Luu to win the pot and double up in chips.

Luu tells the table, “Thank you all for your patience. I worked so hard to get this deep.” She then turns to Sands and says, “I told you if you had my hand you’d snap call!” Sands replies, “And I told you you were right!”

Mimi Luu - 1,150,000 (71 bb)
Tony Sinishtaj - 465,000 (29 bb)

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Old 08-26-2013, 01:14 AM   #2
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Re: SHRPO ME - KK "I Dont Know What To Do"

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Old 08-26-2013, 01:26 AM   #3
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Re: SHRPO ME - KK "I Dont Know What To Do"

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Nobody has called the clock, because the clock has already been stopped for the end of the day.
that's not what calling the clock is for
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Old 08-26-2013, 01:33 AM   #4
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Re: SHRPO ME - KK "I Dont Know What To Do"

Why is this a thread? 3min. of my life I'll never get back.
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Old 08-26-2013, 01:47 AM   #5
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Interesting 3b sizing. KK with 30bbs and she wants folds lol.
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Old 08-26-2013, 02:16 AM   #6
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holy **** what a sick nitroll... instant lifetilt if I'm in Sinishtaj's shoes there
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Old 08-26-2013, 02:18 AM   #7
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Re: SHRPO ME - KK "I Dont Know What To Do"

is this a joke
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Old 08-26-2013, 02:28 AM   #8
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Re: SHRPO ME - KK "I Dont Know What To Do"

KK is an ace magnet. Lucky he had queens.
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Old 08-26-2013, 02:37 AM   #9
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Re: SHRPO ME - KK "I Dont Know What To Do"

She's this bad but has respectable tournament results.

http://pokerdb.thehendonmob.com/player.php?a=r&n=49674


lol, donkaments.
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Old 08-26-2013, 02:58 AM   #10
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Re: SHRPO ME - KK "I Dont Know What To Do"

I caught this incident on video and will have it up tomorrow.

Also thinking about remixing it.
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Old 08-26-2013, 03:23 AM   #11
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I caught this incident on video and will have it up tomorrow.

Also thinking about remixing it.
Please do sir! can't wait =)
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Old 08-26-2013, 03:35 AM   #12
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I caught this incident on video and will have it up tomorrow.

Also thinking about remixing it.
Solid Gold in the making!

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Old 08-26-2013, 03:47 AM   #13
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Re: SHRPO ME - KK "I Dont Know What To Do"

Doc Sands colluding again?
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Old 08-26-2013, 04:17 AM   #14
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that's not what calling the clock is for
Yes it is.

People can expect to be able to take their time with key decisions. Others can expect to play a reasonable number of hands per level. Calling the clock is a way to redress what they perceive as an unfair balance of those competing rights. But if the only thing they're gaining is getting to go home a few minutes earlier (rather than anything to do with the actual tournament) then they're just being an impatient douche and the benefit obviously goes to the person who has their tournament life on the line.
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Old 08-26-2013, 06:59 AM   #15
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Re: SHRPO ME - KK "I Dont Know What To Do"

hahahhahhahahaha You can´t be serious
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Old 08-26-2013, 07:17 AM   #16
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Re: SHRPO ME - KK "I Dont Know What To Do"

Doc Sands always seems to be on quite lively tables. Good table talker?
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Old 08-26-2013, 07:33 AM   #17
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Re: SHRPO ME - KK "I Dont Know What To Do"

Standard hand, and a pretty good thinking player concerned for her tournament life. She obv took a long time but I would take maybe 2-3 minutes in same situation.

Oh, and in before lock.
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Old 08-26-2013, 08:10 AM   #18
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Re: SHRPO ME - KK "I Dont Know What To Do"

Is this real life?

I doubt sands cares he takes 10 minutes moving his chips from his stack to the felt.
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Old 08-26-2013, 08:16 AM   #19
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Standard hand, and a pretty good thinking player concerned for her tournament life. She obv took a long time but I would take maybe 2-3 minutes in same situation.
C- level.

Prolly one of those spots where KK knows what to do after 5 seconds but tanks for ages just to pre-mourn the "sick sick beat" that might happen.
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Old 08-26-2013, 08:45 AM   #20
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Re: SHRPO ME - KK "I Dont Know What To Do"

this is such an easy fold pre if the SB is even close to competent.

she basically announces to the entire table she has AA before the end of the day (maybe like 90% AA 10% KK), and she still gets shoved on.

he has the absolute bottom of his range which he really should be folding pre, and the one hand she can beat, so she looks silly, but really its a reasonable tank and a bad call.
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Old 08-26-2013, 10:53 AM   #21
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Old 08-26-2013, 11:02 AM   #22
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Re: SHRPO ME - KK "I Dont Know What To Do"

guess that's how former dealers play KK
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Old 08-26-2013, 12:31 PM   #23
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Old 08-26-2013, 12:45 PM   #24
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Why is this a thread? 3min. of my life I'll never get back.
pretty sick life beat that it took 3 minutes to read that
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Old 08-26-2013, 12:50 PM   #25
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lol @ avg chip stack..

Also this is pretty cringeworthy.

Doc Sands snaps anything? Really? Why do you have to lie to her? Why not just tell her "no, you're wrong. I would have sat there for 3 minutes and then slowly move my chips in".
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