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Originally Posted by strongsauce
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If you're a poker player and you are dating a girl and you are uncertain if she loves you or the money here is a simple test.
Tell her that you were playing in an underground game for 30k (or whatever your bankroll is) but unfortunately you lost all of it to a huge cooler. Proceed to act like you really lost all that money for 2-3 days so she knows its not a joke and see what she does.
That wont prove she is only with you for your money, it merely proves you are a dumbass who cannot manage money which is one of the most important things for successful relationships (says studies).
Plus, make sure she knows that Worm is getting out of prison soon and will prolly need to crash on your sofa.