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01-13-2008 , 10:19 PM
A number of items in the OP's tale should have resulted in Court records for Clark County Nevada. A cursory search of District Court records did not come up with Brandi as a criminal defendant, although the search was admittedly limited to her given name of "Hawbaker".

The types of crimes alleged and the number of possible jurisdictions do complicate a quick fact check, but pethaps the OP can get a bit more specific. Alternatively, someone willing to spend a couple of minutes looking through Justice Court filings or requesting a criminal records search (for $1.00) can prove or disprove what the OP writes.

(Personally, I don't care that much. However, I became interested in the use of the term 86d by the OP. In Nevada, a pretty specific different term is used, it is "trespassed", taken from the law which gives the needed warning language.)

I don't know anything about the OP, except what he writes above. If what he wrote is true, then he has been taken for a rough ride of his own accord. That is unfortunate. Apparently, being a "nit" is +EV, see, e.g. Sklansky-Brandi posts.
01-13-2008 , 10:21 PM
David Sklansky,

Care to comment?
01-13-2008 , 10:25 PM
You guys keep forgetting this simple scale!

01-13-2008 , 10:26 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by KhalynYohrk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLoxXVJ4lCY

this girl is sick

nothing she says would I ever believe

At 2:32 did she say "DS is entering me"? The sound quality on my computer isn't that good.
TIA
01-13-2008 , 10:27 PM
Likelyhood of Brandi leaving OP after his money ran out is definately greater than 0% thats for sure.

Brandi, please come in here and air some dirty laundry, including classics as "you never could pleasure me" and "your penis is small" - i feel this thread could surpass the previous Brandi-POB thread.
01-13-2008 , 10:30 PM
When I started reading this thread it was at 11 pages. She looks like such a nice girl too....too bad shes a slut.
01-13-2008 , 10:31 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Superluminal
Likelyhood of Brandi leaving OP after his money ran out is definately greater than 0% thats for sure.

Brandi, please come in here and air some dirty laundry, including classics as "you never could pleasure me" and "your penis is small" - i feel this thread could surpass the previous Brandi-POB thread.
Apparently she's too ladylike to dignify this tread with a response.
01-13-2008 , 10:35 PM
Waiting for Skalansky someone light the nit light.....Its right next to the Bat Signal just less frequently used
01-13-2008 , 10:36 PM
I knew I had picked a good time to come back to poker and 2+2! Time to get out the popcorn and read some drama.
01-13-2008 , 10:42 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Arnold_O
I hope this hooker-stripper does a year in the Nevada State Prison System for burglary.
The law doesn't care much one way or the other about "roommate disputes".
01-13-2008 , 10:43 PM
Attn:

If you're a poker player and you are dating a girl and you are uncertain if she loves you or the money here is a simple test.

Tell her that you were playing in an underground game for 30k (or whatever your bankroll is) but unfortunately you lost all of it to a huge cooler. Proceed to act like you really lost all that money for 2-3 days so she knows its not a joke and see what she does.
01-13-2008 , 10:50 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by stuckinpgh
I met Brandon a few weeks ago at the Bellagio. It's true, he seems to be one of the nicest people you will EVER meet in the poker world.

I think it's f'in terrible that this bitch stole from him. I talked to him for probably a half an hour about the Brandi situation and you could just tell that he was doing everything in his power to help this girl out. It sickens me to hear her screw him over like that.

I guess there are a few things you can be thankful for at this point. You didn't marry her so she'd be legally entitled to 50% (and prob more) of your stuff when she went on month long Commerce coke binge/money shootoff. Also, you didn't get her pregnant. Having a baby be in the middle of this would have been disastrous.

You'll get back all the money in no time bc you're a good and solid player with your head on straight, at least when it comes to poker. If you can just consider this a lesson learned you'll be much stronger going forward.

I'll stop by and say hi at the Bellagio when I'm in town for the Superbowl.

Mike
a kid with this crazy lady would be the worst imaginable
01-13-2008 , 10:52 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by strongsauce
Attn:

If you're a poker player and you are dating a girl and you are uncertain if she loves you or the money here is a simple test.

Tell her that you were playing in an underground game for 30k (or whatever your bankroll is) but unfortunately you lost all of it to a huge cooler. Proceed to act like you really lost all that money for 2-3 days so she knows its not a joke and see what she does.
That wont prove she is only with you for your money, it merely proves you are a dumbass who cannot manage money which is one of the most important things for successful relationships (says studies).

Plus, make sure she knows that Worm is getting out of prison soon and will prolly need to crash on your sofa.
01-13-2008 , 10:54 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by The 13th 4postle
When I started reading this thread it was at 11 pages. She looks like such a nice girl too....too bad shes a slut.
11 pages?

You're doing it wrong.
01-13-2008 , 10:55 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by strongsauce
Tell her that you were playing in an underground game for 30k (or whatever your bankroll is) but unfortunately you lost all of it to a huge cooler. Proceed to act like you really lost all that money for 2-3 days so she knows its not a joke and see what she does.
lose lose imo. either lose the girl right away or she stays with you and makes you quit poker, at which point you say it was a joke and leaves you anyways..
01-13-2008 , 10:59 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by strongsauce
Attn:

If you're a poker player and you are dating a girl and you are uncertain if she loves you or the money here is a simple test.

Tell her that you were playing in an underground game for 30k (or whatever your bankroll is) but unfortunately you lost all of it to a huge cooler. Proceed to act like you really lost all that money for 2-3 days so she knows its not a joke and see what she does.
but then what do you do once your best friend gets out of prison and starts forcing you to play again and she finds a wad of cash in your pocket while your in the shower? flawed imo
01-13-2008 , 11:01 PM
17k views for a day old thread wtf?
01-13-2008 , 11:02 PM
Thank you Todd and Mike.

Everything I have stated is 100% truthful and accurate. As I mentioned in my first post things began to unravel about three weeks ago when it became apparent I would not be moving to Los Angeles with her. I realized this finally had to end. I could not give up my family and friends here and move with her and continue to neglect myself in trying to help her.

What I stated in regards to the crime she committed was vague. There is an ongoing investigation now with the Las Vegas Metropolitan Police department, so it obviously limits what I can and should say. While I was away from my home, she sold/stole approximately $40,000 to $50,000 worth of posessions from my home. She was tracked down earlier this morning to a room at commerce casino. So when you see her playing over the next few days (until she loses as she always has), it is with the proceeds from my belongings. I am in the proccess of filing a claim with my insurance company and trying to determine an exact amount. Some of my things can never be replaced. Items that had no monetary vaule and were sentimental to me were thrown out and destroyed.

When I originally met Brandi, she barely had enough personal effects to fit in a closet. A few outfits, a couple of dvd's and some basic kitchen items. No televison, furniture, anything of value. I obviously have receipts for all the large valuable items that were taken but that is basically only for insurance purposes.

Due to some of the contacts that I have in this city, I was able to view her extensive criminal history besides what I was already aware of. I saw every charge, conviction and result. Every strip clubs she ever worked in Las Vegas was listed as well due to sheriff card laws and regulations. There apparently was also other criminal records in the state of California, New York, Texas, and Tennessee basically the same song and dance.

There is much more I can say. Maybe I will. My point of this post though was to tell the truth, not to cause more pain for anyone that is necessary. I am still somewhat in a state of shock as I basically found out the exact state of the situation this morning.

Many of the things I know, I have witnessed and would have no problem explaining if it really served a purpose. However, I am not sure if things I know about second hand or even have witnessed regarding others would be appropriate to disclose i.e sklansky, relationships with other well known pro's, things that she did to earn money during the world series etc. Its not my role or intent to embarass anyone else further.

Its pointless to put a dollar value on this past year. We'll just say the high six figures. Its only money. It can be replaced.

I want everyone to understand, my actions were not due to any lack of self esteem. I have dated attractive girls before that were normal and I will again. I erroneously thought I could make a difference in someones life that maybe never had a chance from the start. She will eventually go back to dancing and prostituting as she has since she was 15 and ran away from home.

I hated how she always thought she was an important celebrity. Many times whether it be a sold out restaurant, hotel or show...she would state to a person of authority " I am a celebrity. You can google me if you'd like " I thought it was sick. And basically that is why I have said what I have, because to Brandi, the way she is thought of and the impression people have of her is paramount to anything else.

This relationship was not based on sex. I live in Las Vegas. If getting laid consistently was my objective, this is obviously not the way I would have gone about things. I tried to save her from herself. From what the inevitable will be



Brandon
01-13-2008 , 11:03 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by J.A.K.
Brandi=Laura Palmer
QFT
01-13-2008 , 11:07 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by pimprexel
Thank you Todd and Mike.

Everything I have stated is 100% truthful and accurate. As I mentioned in my first post things began to unravel about three weeks ago when it became apparent I would not be moving to Los Angeles with her. I realized this finally had to end. I could not give up my family and friends here and move with her and continue to neglect myself in trying to help her.

What I stated in regards to the crime she committed was vague. There is an ongoing investigation now with the Las Vegas Metropolitan Police department, so it obviously limits what I can and should say. While I was away from my home, she sold/stole approximately $40,000 to $50,000 worth of posessions from my home. She was tracked down earlier this morning to a room at commerce casino. So when you see her playing over the next few days (until she loses as she always has), it is with the proceeds from my belongings. I am in the proccess of filing a claim with my insurance company and trying to determine an exact amount. Some of my things can never be replaced. Items that had no monetary vaule and were sentimental to me were thrown out and destroyed.

When I originally met Brandi, she barely had enough personal effects to fit in a closet. A few outfits, a couple of dvd's and some basic kitchen items. No televison, furniture, anything of value. I obviously have receipts for all the large valuable items that were taken but that is basically only for insurance purposes.

Due to some of the contacts that I have in this city, I was able to view her extensive criminal history besides what I was already aware of. I saw every charge, conviction and result. Every strip clubs she ever worked in Las Vegas was listed as well due to sheriff card laws and regulations. There apparently was also other criminal records in the state of California, New York, Texas, and Tennessee basically the same song and dance.

There is much more I can say. Maybe I will. My point of this post though was to tell the truth, not to cause more pain for anyone that is necessary. I am still somewhat in a state of shock as I basically found out the exact state of the situation this morning.

Many of the things I know, I have witnessed and would have no problem explaining if it really served a purpose. However, I am not sure if things I know about second hand or even have witnessed regarding others would be appropriate to disclose i.e sklansky, relationships with other well known pro's, things that she did to earn money during the world series etc. Its not my role or intent to embarass anyone else further.

Its pointless to put a dollar value on this past year. We'll just say the high six figures. Its only money. It can be replaced.

I want everyone to understand, my actions were not due to any lack of self esteem. I have dated attractive girls before that were normal and I will again. I erroneously thought I could make a difference in someones life that maybe never had a chance from the start. She will eventually go back to dancing and prostituting as she has since she was 15 and ran away from home.

I hated how she always thought she was an important celebrity. Many times whether it be a sold out restaurant, hotel or show...she would state to a person of authority " I am a celebrity. You can google me if you'd like " I thought it was sick. And basically that is why I have said what I have, because to Brandi, the way she is thought of and the impression people have of her is paramount to anything else.

This relationship was not based on sex. I live in Las Vegas. If getting laid consistently was my objective, this is obviously not the way I would have gone about things. I tried to save her from herself. From what the inevitable will be



Brandon
". I could not give up my family"?!?!?
You either live with your mother or have a wife and possibly kids. Which is it?
01-13-2008 , 11:09 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Paulie Walnuts
A friend of mine hit it for a G and she was OK.
Anal for buy-in?
01-13-2008 , 11:12 PM
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wish i would have known she was stripping at rhino. im there everyother day! how could i not know.

anyways i would hit it for 1k
01-13-2008 , 11:14 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by partypoker123
alkdjflakwjeflkajwef;lkjawlefkj

wish i would have known she was stripping at rhino. im there everyother day! how could i not know.

anyways i would hit it for 1k

I think he meant he paid a G to hit it, not he was paid a G
01-13-2008 , 11:14 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by jalexone
Been there my man. Borderline Personality Disorder. Impossible to treat.
this isnt the only thing she has....

and this isnt even a fraction of the story!! LOL!! come on now!!
01-13-2008 , 11:15 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by pocketpared
". I could not give up my family"?!?!?
You either live with your mother or have a wife and possibly kids. Which is it?
you quoted that whole post just to take that quote out of context?
"and friends"


ty for repost, didn't know about the ongoing investigation, which I'm sorry to say will probably lead to nowhere, but you never know.

      
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