touché

For anyone who thinks this thread is "epic", feast your eyes on true epicness.

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showthread.php?t=387

rank immed?

There have always been con artists and angle shooters around poker. It is good that Brandi put a beat on pimp/Brandon. That's her job. She's a con, he's a mark, like Newhizzle but with less class.

Here's a fool bragging that he likes hard drugs and being a fool. It's not like Brandi isn't known for borrowing money to play poker. She is like crime, she does not pay. All you have to say to someone like that is, "Go rob somebody else."

There are herds of damsels in distress in the gambling joints all over the world. The reason we write about Brandi is that she is a good con artist that has made some good scores and pitched it off.

This is Skinnerian. Stimulus. Response. Action. Reward or punishment. She tells a sad story and acts out sorrow, and the sucker puts out his money.

She's done it before. She'll do it some more.

As a teenager, a couple of other guys and I went to a small black bootlegger's afterhours joint. We gave a guy $5...like $50 now...to go get some booze. He never came back. We were conned. The owner told us we better leave and said, "Just consider that $5 worth of education."
Johnny Hughes

almost certainly not who rexel was referring to

A cat thread beats a pussy thread? You fail.

man i can't wait till this thread makes it to big poker sundays

Thread cat always wins

All I can take away from the OP's post is this:

How can you afford to be lossing between 5-10k at multiple intervals? I thought one could become a Pit Boss without a college education and had to work long hours with little pay. Did you get promoted to being an exec? Have good investments?

Also, everyone here knows that you werent a ridiculously good person and wanted to save brandi. You wanted to get some. If your going to write a "truthful" account, be honest man. "I couldnt let her live on the street" means after a week you wanted to get some.

The way this breaks down is that you basically overpaid for a hooker. Several times. Ouch.

I havent read every single page in this thread obv. , just the first few or so but is there some type of response or statement to prove that this whole thing is even true.....

-who is this guy Brandon

- Why is this such a shock to people when everything seems like just an elaboration to some degree of everything else we've heard about this girl

A lot of people need to heed Johnny's above advice.

Also, how long until a hypersensitive Caucasoid calls Hughes a racist?

What, he was short or the place was cramped?

Also, I am home sick today with a bad cold. This thread has enabled me to pass some time away. I couldn't handle watching Oceans 13 again. So thank you all.

And Brandi, in this dark time when you think that the world is against you, just take comfort in the fact that you're a celebrity in the poker world here in Italy!

Some pretty expensive crazy sex there, OP. I'd pay same rate for like 30 minutes, less variance.

1st post

Timberland Ft. She Wants Revenge (Shock Value)

I got a feeling she keeps me in the dark
I gotta get keep my eye on her, she ain't no walk in the park
I offered this but she want that, she she - she want it all
You see she wanted to paint the picture and say she my broad
I got a little tip from the word on the block, People saying i shouldn't get involved,
But i didn't judge or try to change it, Cause you are who you are...
I'm like the drug she's addicted to me, She can't leave me now
she always making plans to date, Come and find me tomorrow - goodbye girl...


She's too invested in the hours that pass her by,
I'd pay attention if i thought it was worth the time,
I tell her easy but her hands they find a way,
Confusing passion for the love we never gave,
Fall back on reasons that we know won't stand a chance,
Watching her shoulders like a memory from the past,

I couldn't get rid of shorty if i wanted, 'Cause she was down but
i was tired of playin' the role, like i ain't know that she get around, Something 'bout this girl fascinates me,
She's the type that like to hang with the stars,
The way she makes me feel it sedates me,
Who knew we would take it this far...
Everywhere that i try to go, she got a wanted poster with my face on it,
Soon as i walk out the door, there it is, Wanted poster up with my face on it,
Can't blame myself when it's not - my fault,Cause nothing is
promised - at least i can say i was honest... Goodbye girl

The Mortenson stuff was well before pimprex was in the picture imo. Maybe before Newhouse as well.

I'm loving that I can enjoy a Brandi thread without having to worry about modding it.

And she's still cute as hell.

Post no.2

Timberland Ft. One Republic

I'm holding on your rope,
Got me ten feet off the ground
And I'm hearing what you say but I just can't make a sound
You tell me that you need me
Then you go and cut me down, but wait
You tell me that you're sorry
Didn't think I'd turn around, and say...


That it's too late to apologize
It's too late
I said it's too late to apologize
It's too late

I'd take another chance, take a fall
Take a shot for you
And I need you like a heart needs a beat
But it's nothing new - yeah
I loved you with the a fire red-

Now it's turning blue, and you say...
"Sorry" like an angel
Heaven let me think was you
But I'm afraid...

That it's too late to apologize
It's too late
I said it's too late to apologize
It's too late

Once again Johnny delivers.

wow this thread is disappointing

A++

this story stinks to the high heavens:

for 134142th time OP: how did you afford to give her 6 figures when you're working as a pit boss and when you claimed penury in the last Brandi thread?

shoulda posted in this thread instead...otherone sucks

Man if Brandi can get all this attention I cant imagine what a good looking girl could get...

ldo imo.

Where have you been?, this slogan was changed a long time ago, its now

" What Happens in Vegas, can and will be posted on 2+2"

Cant turn a ho into a housewife