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The Real Truth About Brandi Hawbaker The Real Truth About Brandi Hawbaker

01-14-2008 , 03:12 AM
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Originally Posted by amarillotg
like dre says, "you can't make a ho a housewife"
that was luda i believe
01-14-2008 , 03:13 AM
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Her making a dupe account on here and posting about you is not logical

Wait a minute here.
Blink and you might miss something important.
Don't recall where she did this but it's virtually impossible to keep up with all the Brandi stuff and I fell way behind at some point.

Can someone post a link or give a recap of whatever it was she might have said via a dupe account?
01-14-2008 , 03:13 AM
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Originally Posted by Arnold_O
nice photoshop. the pimp cane, the 2 dudes thinking of naked brandi, and brandi thinking of Gold's money!!!!!
You do realize those two "dudes" are David Sklansky and David Benyamine, right?
01-14-2008 , 03:13 AM
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Originally Posted by snagglepuss
im so happy i dodged this bullet
more like happy she dodged a bullet amirite?
01-14-2008 , 03:13 AM
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Originally Posted by pgh.domino
A+
Seconded
01-14-2008 , 03:15 AM
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Originally Posted by PokerBob
While superficially hilarious, deep down we all know that the human being that is Brandi is really Brittany Spears.
FYP Bob. They are twins... and both seriously in need of a long break in a hospital with padded walls.
01-14-2008 , 03:17 AM
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Originally Posted by PokerBob
While superficially hilarious, deep down we all know that the human being that is Brandi is horribly tragic. I think there is a very real possibility that this thread will cause her to finally succeed in one of those many "attempts."

Not sure about this thread specifically...but the public mockery and humiliation in general may get her there and this thread could certainly be party of it.

Don't know much about suicide and those who dramatically 'try' to kill themselves for some sort of attention or whatever but continually 'fail'...but I do think that many of those who do eventually 'successfully' commit suicide had a few attempts beforehand.
If Brandi 'succeeded' on a future try I certainly would not be surprised. Not that I'm in the least hoping for that to happen. While many on here enjoy the drama I do believe that people who know her...and even some like me who don't...truly hope she gets real help and stops doing these things to herself not to mention the people around her.
01-14-2008 , 03:17 AM
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Originally Posted by *TT*
You do realize those two "dudes" are David Sklansky and David Benyamine, right?
lol that's not Benyamine
01-14-2008 , 03:19 AM
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Originally Posted by PokerBob
While superficially hilarious, deep down we all know that the human being that is Brandi is horribly tragic. I think there is a very real possibility that this thread will cause her to finally succeed in one of those many "attempts."

As I read this I cant help but think the same thing. Shame even as screwed up as she is.
01-14-2008 , 03:20 AM
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Originally Posted by PokerBob
While superficially hilarious, deep down we all know that the human being that is Brandi is really Brittany Spears.

FYP Bob. They are twins... and both seriously in need of a long break in a hospital with padded walls."

Dude, it's "Britney". Brittany is a province of France. Why, I don't know. Cause there damn sure ain't no Francy in Britain.
01-14-2008 , 03:21 AM
01-14-2008 , 03:23 AM
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Originally Posted by David Sklansky
I was surprised she ignored me.......

What is odd about that, if you are to be believed, is that there would have been no motive for her to do that.
These statements show such a staggering lack of understanding of women that I can only conclude that the author has some sort of mental disorder or syndrome that affects their social interaction.
01-14-2008 , 03:24 AM
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Originally Posted by MicroBob
Not sure about this thread specifically...but the public mockery and humiliation in general may get her there and this thread could certainly be party of it.

Don't know much about suicide and those who dramatically 'try' to kill themselves for some sort of attention or whatever but continually 'fail'...but I do think that many of those who do eventually 'successfully' commit suicide had a few attempts beforehand.
If Brandi 'succeeded' on a future try I certainly would not be surprised. Not that I'm in the least hoping for that to happen. While many on here enjoy the drama I do believe that people who know her...and even some like me who don't...truly hope she gets real help and stops doing these things to herself not to mention the people around her.
Luckily, the nearly infinite supply of well-off males who feel the way you do will go a long way towards keeping her alive and well.
01-14-2008 , 03:24 AM
David - your pimp hand is way strong homie!

please answer these questions........

1 - what was the basis of your relationship with Miss Hawbaker?
2 - why did it end?
3 - were you a tutor or a lover?
4 - do threads like this make you feel like a celebrity?

just know the general public has never heard of you. so stop acting like some A-lister and being all discreet. be flattered that some people care. pretty soon they will not.

BILLY GOAT'S GRUFF FTW!
01-14-2008 , 03:26 AM
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Originally Posted by Torello
These statements show such a staggering lack of understanding of women that I can only conclude that the author has some sort of mental disorder or syndrome that affects their social interaction.
Maybe DS has Asperger's?
01-14-2008 , 03:30 AM
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Originally Posted by MicroBob
Wait a minute here.
Blink and you might miss something important.
Don't recall where she did this but it's virtually impossible to keep up with all the Brandi stuff and I fell way behind at some point.

Can someone post a link or give a recap of whatever it was she might have said via a dupe account?


It was posted I believe in the science, math, and philosophy board, It was early August. We were in Los Angeles staying at commerce. Bryan Micon called my cell phone one afternoon after apparently discovering the post. It was a made by a new account. The contents of the post stated how "David was a scumbag for telling Brandi the only way she is going to get by in this world is by having sex with men for money" It berated David as a person. It also went on to talk about a fling Brandi had with a well known pro during the world series while we were broken up. The poster claimed she was a close confidant of Brandi's. Brandi denied writting this at first and attributed it to another 2+2 user. It was eventually determined that the post came from an IP address at the commerce. Brandi again broken down in tears and confessed that she created the account and the post because she wanted the world to know what david said to her. Basically she claims, he stated, the only way she would ever get anywhere in life is by having sex with powerful men that can buy her things and take her to places she wants to go.

I believe her real motive in that post wasnt to discredit David. That was just a added plus. While we were broken up over the summer for a few weeks, she had a basically sexual relationship with a well known pro. It bothered her (she actually stated this to me) that it was never discussed on 2+2 or talked about publicly eventhough many knew it was going on. Im sure someone can jump in here that knows and fill in the blanks.

Im actually giving her what she wants by revealing this. She was always pissed she never got "credit" for sleeping with another famous poker player.
01-14-2008 , 03:32 AM
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Originally Posted by MicroBob
Not sure about this thread specifically...but the public mockery and humiliation in general may get her there and this thread could certainly be party of it.

Don't know much about suicide and those who dramatically 'try' to kill themselves for some sort of attention or whatever but continually 'fail'...but I do think that many of those who do eventually 'successfully' commit suicide had a few attempts beforehand.
If Brandi 'succeeded' on a future try I certainly would not be surprised. Not that I'm in the least hoping for that to happen. While many on here enjoy the drama I do believe that people who know her...and even some like me who don't...truly hope she gets real help and stops doing these things to herself not to mention the people around her.


as long as she has youth and attractiveness on her side she will continue to USE her assets to get whatever she wants.

BTW-- i saw her up close and think she is semi-hot. i saw her "personality" at work and she is exactly as pimprexel describes. she seems very vulnerable, sweet, innocent. very hard to not like the chick.


i wrote about a story of her and antonio esfandiari at the taxi cab stand last july during the WSOP ME


also saw her playing high stakes Stud. i was impressed cause i don't have the balls to play that high and she does. --of course, i can't turn tricks to get more funds.
01-14-2008 , 03:34 AM
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Originally Posted by pimprexel
the only way she would ever get anywhere in life is by having sex with powerful men that can buy her things and take her to places she wants to go.
FINALLY we get some truth in this thread. Sweet.
01-14-2008 , 03:35 AM
Arnold, what do you look like? Maybe Negraneau is interested in a steaking arrangement.
01-14-2008 , 03:37 AM
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Originally Posted by a5wantinga10
David - your pimp hand is way strong homie!

please answer these questions........

1 - what was the basis of your relationship with Miss Hawbaker?
2 - why did it end?
3 - were you a tutor or a lover?
Search is your friend. There are already 197,000 posts on this. Don't clog up this thread with old news. He even answers your 2nd question a few posts up.

Here is some background.

http://archives1.twoplustwo.com/show...0&fpart=1&vc=1
http://archives1.twoplustwo.com/show...t=1&vc=1&nt=18
http://archives1.twoplustwo.com/show...ge=0&fpart=all
http://archives1.twoplustwo.com/show...0&fpart=1&vc=1
01-14-2008 , 03:42 AM
okay, I skimmed this whole thread and the following things are missing from it:

-the full details of Brandi's criminal record
-the full details of Brandi's stripping history (and hooking history but that ties into #1)
-the name of the "well known pro"
-399349 other pieces of juicy gossip you no doubt have
-more naked pics (we all know you have those)
-neverwin/newhizzle posts

let me know when these get here, TIA
01-14-2008 , 03:42 AM
This thread is and will be the sweetest one in nvg for a while.

GO ON.
01-14-2008 , 03:46 AM
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Originally Posted by badatmath
lol that's not Benyamine
lol, your right! wtf, same haircut!
01-14-2008 , 03:47 AM
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Originally Posted by pimprexel
It bothered her (she actually stated this to me) that it was never discussed on 2+2 or talked about publicly eventhough many knew it was going on. Im sure someone can jump in here that knows and fill in the blanks.
Pretty good odds of seeing brandi make a debut in this thread sometime soon.
01-14-2008 , 03:49 AM
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peachy,

stories please? i can imagine you have heard plenty. and after your tirade on chantal i am interested to hear. you seem to have lots of connections with all of these poker women you hate!
I'm out of the loop.. someone link me or PM me the back story involving Peachy Vs. Chantal.


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Basically she claims, he stated, the only way she would ever get anywhere in life is by having sex with powerful men that can buy her things and take her to places she wants to go.
I will be so disappointed if David denies having said this.

PS: She is ****ing HOT.

      
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