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04-14-2008 , 08:13 PM
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www.danheimiller.com

Favorite part: He has more WSOP cashes than a dead guy

Edit: I see Kevmath has already posted the link in another thread but was kinda buried so i'll leave this post up

Edit 2: Fixed URL
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04-14-2008 , 08:14 PM
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virus?
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04-14-2008 , 08:18 PM
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Haha, this is actually pretty good. He put a lot of work into this.
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04-14-2008 , 08:19 PM
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conspiracy virus?
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04-14-2008 , 08:23 PM
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lol @ $11 with rebuys tournament wins
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04-14-2008 , 08:28 PM
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virus?
Nah, it's just allergies.
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04-14-2008 , 08:29 PM
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If you type in www.danheimiller.com, it'll take you to that website as well.
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04-14-2008 , 08:33 PM
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If you type in www.danheimiller.com, it'll take you to that website as well.
OP Fixed thanks Kev
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04-14-2008 , 10:02 PM
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That's some funny **** right there.
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04-14-2008 , 10:07 PM
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haha

Small cans of tuna cost less per ounce than the large cans of tuna. So buy 3 small ones instead of one big can!
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04-15-2008 , 01:09 AM
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Important lifetime lessons that I've learned the hard way

Small cans of tuna cost less per ounce than the large cans of tuna. So buy 3 small ones instead of one big can!

The toothpaste tops that get trapped in your drain can easily be extracted by putting gum at the end of a pen and spearing the toothpaste top.

In order to avoid stomach acid and a headache after drinking all night take a Zantac, Asprin, and Tylenol before bed.

Thats it ; thats all I've learned in my life.

Gold.
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04-15-2008 , 03:42 AM
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Is he a full time professional?
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04-15-2008 , 06:53 AM
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Is he a full time comedian?
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04-15-2008 , 08:12 AM
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The guy is balla.
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04-17-2008 , 07:53 AM
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I like how he considers himself the 3rd best poker player in the world, right behind Phil Hellmuth and Phil Ivey.
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04-17-2008 , 02:47 PM
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I think that he may be related to Tuff Fish.
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04-17-2008 , 03:11 PM
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".....The Poor
I Love poor people, I really do, I love them because they're so poor, they make me feel better about myself. Don't get me wrong I really like the poor. I like to give them money, but I like to give them just a little bit of money... "

he is no comedian...there is another word for him though. Major Douche...ok 2 words
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04-17-2008 , 05:14 PM
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".....The Poor
I Love poor people, I really do, I love them because they're so poor, they make me feel better about myself. Don't get me wrong I really like the poor. I like to give them money, but I like to give them just a little bit of money... "

he is no comedian...there is another word for him though. Major Douche...ok 2 words
False. I want to chill with this guy sssoo bad.
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04-17-2008 , 09:31 PM
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The Poor
I Love poor people, I really do, I love them because they're so poor, they make me feel better about myself. Don't get me wrong I really like the poor. I like to give them money, but I like to give them just a little bit of money... "


i lol'd (out loud)
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04-17-2008 , 09:35 PM
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".....The Poor
I Love poor people, I really do, I love them because they're so poor, they make me feel better about myself. Don't get me wrong I really like the poor. I like to give them money, but I like to give them just a little bit of money... "

he is no comedian...there is another word for him though. Major Douche...ok 2 words
I was just going to post this, nice find op.
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04-18-2008 , 02:03 AM
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[x] poker vitamins
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