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09-28-2010 , 10:45 PM

shpanko

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Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 13,924

This quote posted in the High Stakes thread prompted a lot of people to suggest a railbird quotes thread:

"i regularly listen to phil galfond and masturbate"

I'll post a few funny comments I saw tonight to get it started:

siinful (Observer): is gus hansen a great poker player or the greatest poker player?

feek (Observer): i railed a bunny once

siinful (Observer): gus will be joining the cast of glee

l33on (Observer): GUS WILL BE TAKING GOLDEN SHOWERS FOR CASH SOON

These aren't anything incredible but were the first semi-funny ones I saw.

Let us gogogogogogo.

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09-28-2010 , 10:54 PM

hcj57

journeyman

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 351

I like to go to the high-stakes Omaha games and ask why I'm seeing 4 cards as opposed to 2 and if anyone elses FTP client is glitching. Also, knowing durrrr is not in the game, "which one is Tim Dawn?". People get so stressed on these things.

I will post as I see.

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09-28-2010 , 11:10 PM

Jabba021

veteran

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 3,075

the rip doyle ones, although old seem to get me every time. Mainly from random noob railbirds reactions

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09-28-2010 , 11:13 PM

Skynet2027

newbie

Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 26

[QUOTE=

l33on (Observer): GUS WILL BE TAKING GOLDEN SHOWERS FOR CASH SOON

.[/QUOTE]

LMFAO

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09-28-2010 , 11:43 PM

Sir S A Lot

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 5,827

anonymous: Is Phil Ivey black irl or is it just his avatar

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09-29-2010 , 05:30 AM

rhohydra

journeyman

Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 322

PA playing stinger. They take a 10/15 min break for some food.

Rail: "Antonius has gone to eat a salad....Hastings is going to eat a whole cake"

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09-29-2010 , 05:55 AM

n00ki5

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Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 329

rip doyle is always golden

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09-29-2010 , 05:58 AM

FishFishFish

adept

Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 1,010

I love the Tim Dwan, its epic!

Also i lol'd yesterday to this

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/sh...postcount=2393

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09-29-2010 , 09:27 AM

CPT OBVIOUS

adept

Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 776

Making fun of mentally challenged people isn't funny.

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09-29-2010 , 09:31 AM

#10

stewball

adept

Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 828

one railbird to another railbird "get a life noob"

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09-29-2010 , 10:01 AM

#11

PowaHauss

old hand

Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 1,257

railbirds are just trolls trolling trolls
but RIP doyle brunson is epic, also the random **** that they throw out about robert varkonyi, he is their favorite player and always gets the party started

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09-29-2010 , 10:09 AM

#12

JohnnyX

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Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 573

As a general aside, I have always enjoyed the term "railbird," and it reminds of the Pixar short "For the Birds." I think there are a lot of useful parallels between the two like constant squawking and an overall lack of understanding. I think that these Pixar birds should be the official mascot of the high stakes railbirds.

Pixar short -- legal -- on google video
http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...8201640748049#

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09-29-2010 , 10:43 AM

#13

RaiseWanMiryon

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 4,258

"Is this real money?"

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09-29-2010 , 10:51 AM

#14

pbowenroe

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Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 1,831

One guy messing with the railbirds asks ' Who wants 10 bucks?'

Railbird: ' I'll suck you dry for 20'

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09-29-2010 , 11:05 AM

#15

Gullanian

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Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 14,014

Phil Ivey (Observer): Yo Gullanian
Gullanian: hi
Phil Ivey (Observer): Man nice score in that document
Gullanian: thx
Gullanian wins $4.60 from main pot with pair of Aces
Phil Ivey (Observer): What did you win?
Gullanian: nearly $250
Phil Ivey (Observer): nice one i was chearing you the whole way
Phil Ivey (Observer): so
Phil Ivey (Observer): anyway i just got the worrrrrrrrst beat of my life
Phil Ivey (Observer): had a straight guy just got runner runner full house
Gullanian wins $0.75 from main pot
Phil Ivey (Observer): hey bro
Phil Ivey (Observer): just wondering if you could ship me $5
Phil Ivey (Observer): for the tournament soon? ill send you back tommorow
Gullanian wins $1.87 from main pot with King Jack off
Gullanian: Phil, be honest
Phil Ivey (Observer): ?
Gullanian: Are you really going to send it back to me tommorow?
Phil Ivey (Observer): YES I PROMISE
Phil Ivey (Observer): I JUST WANT TO PLAY THE TOURNYANMENT

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09-29-2010 , 11:11 AM

#16

TWiTCHaH

centurion

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 116

go Tim Dawn

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09-29-2010 , 11:14 AM

#17

Psycho Boy Jack

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Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 1,742

XAYIM (Observer): Gus this is not Backgammon
XAYIM (Observer): you dont win by removing all of your pieces from the board.

i thought it was funny, but ill understand if you dont

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09-29-2010 , 11:41 AM

#18

FLgrinder

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Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 229

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gullanian

I lol'd

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09-29-2010 , 03:40 PM

#19

RML604

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Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 1,438

Quote:

Originally Posted by FishFishFish

I love the Tim Dwan, its epic!

Also i lol'd yesterday to this

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/sh...postcount=2393

Also lol'd at this, so awesome how it's just a storm of people all saying the same thing.

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09-29-2010 , 03:56 PM

#20

Curlee1987

grinder

Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 514

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gullanian

lol- I'll rail u Gullanian

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