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(Not So) New Poker Reality Show in Vegas with Johnny Chan and Doyle Brunson (Not So) New Poker Reality Show in Vegas with Johnny Chan and Doyle Brunson

10-21-2012 , 11:54 PM
Also why does it say "comments are disabled for this video" for me when I pull up the video on youTube? I wanna read the comments.
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10-22-2012 , 12:12 AM
Aw, this is sad.
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10-22-2012 , 12:22 AM
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Originally Posted by Conz
she wasn't fat, but she definitely wasn't hot enough for the slow motion pool scene
^^^ her body was pretty nice to me, her face is busted but umm pretty sure slow mo wasnt to showcase this
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10-22-2012 , 12:44 AM
Um seriously this cant be real? This is just terrible. Like out of all the deserving peeps that should get a shot these are the people they picked? LOL This has to be a huge level!
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10-22-2012 , 01:14 AM
What does "I pay my rent in Euros baby" even mean??? wtf?
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10-22-2012 , 01:17 AM
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Originally Posted by shpanko
Also why does it say "comments are disabled for this video" for me when I pull up the video on youTube? I wanna read the comments.
was getting flamed, also had more dislikes then likes. this way nobody knows.
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10-22-2012 , 01:21 AM
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Originally Posted by shpanko
What does "I pay my rent in Euros baby" even mean??? wtf?
It means he pays his rent in euro, mother ****er, can you dig it?
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10-22-2012 , 01:47 AM
The fact that he disabled comments and ratings unfortunately lends credence that this was a serious effort.

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Originally Posted by pokermaster30876
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkzGYtUJ4Mc

Hi, I'm the producer of the above piece of cheese and came here to spam it to 2+2 using this brand new user account. This is a sizzle reel to present to investors and program distributors. Please evaluate it for the concept and poker celebs associated. Disregard the horrible writing, acting, directing, editing and characters that no sane person could relate to.
FYP

Last edited by Videopro; 10-22-2012 at 01:52 AM.
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10-22-2012 , 01:59 AM
im glad that its most likely meant to be serious, makes it even more hilarious. I just mean the pure fact this was really an attempt to create a "reality tv show" is lol, but its good as it is I hope this **** doesnt get aired people get dumbed down enough already by the usual tv bs
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10-22-2012 , 02:03 AM
how is this even real? holy
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10-22-2012 , 02:13 AM
this is ****ing heinous. ugh.
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10-22-2012 , 02:18 AM
I'm SO confused, but I'm also so proud of myself to actually get it... it's an amazing joke. It's truly a level of brilliance that is possibly beyond comprehension to anyone not in on it.

I now realize whatever confusion I feel is the residual aftertaste of realizing that even though I get it, the joke has levels I will never understand, and therefore I "get" nothing - the joke is still on me.

This show/pilot is essentially a perfect example of what ADZ wishes he could claim his own POS "reality" pilot to be, a well thought out hoax to prove that he's capable of making everyone who took it seriously look (harmlessly) like a fool, while proving he's a genius and has a hysterical sense of humor at the same time.

I'm absolutely amazed. I.... have never seen anything like this in my life, 100% serious.

Way to f&^%ing go, Javier Prato.
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10-22-2012 , 02:21 AM
Nah, this is the poker equivalent to "the room" by tommy wiseau starring tommy wiseau.
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10-22-2012 , 02:28 AM
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Originally Posted by yimyammer
Wow, that's porn quality production & dialogue
Don't insult the porn industry
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10-22-2012 , 02:38 AM
summary:

"I won teen worl seris bracelet...welcum to mah manshunnnn "

"this is where vegas dream com true"

"i have 5 poker pro stay at my haus"

"and i stick each one, 2 hunred thoussssaaand dollas"

"2 of my players will enter a neigh handed pokah game , every night
and YOUUUUU the viewah are invited to go up againsss them "
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10-22-2012 , 02:57 AM
It is my opinion that the dialogue could use some improvement as those who are successful do not pay rent in dollar or Euros
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10-22-2012 , 03:02 AM
lol they are playing deal your own with generic chips...you would think johnny chan (the most successful player ever) would have some nice chips and a nice table with a real dealer

looks horrible

and that asian guy looks like a girl lmao

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10-22-2012 , 03:08 AM
RIP Poker.
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10-22-2012 , 03:29 AM
ive played with the asian guy before, he's actually a pretty cool guy
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10-22-2012 , 03:44 AM
Confused to whether or not this is a level still after reading this thread.

Are any of the "contestants" actual poker players?
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10-22-2012 , 03:47 AM
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Originally Posted by Professionalpoker
FYP
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10-22-2012 , 04:10 AM
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Originally Posted by Metellus
Are any of the "contestants" actual poker players?

the "genius" asian guy plays 5/10 and 10/20 for a living and has been playing and living in vegas for a few years.. thats all i got from talking with him one night
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10-22-2012 , 04:11 AM
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Originally Posted by Metellus
Confused to whether or not this is a level still after reading this thread.

Are any of the "contestants" actual poker players?
"the playboy" simon has occasionally sat in my 5/10 game at bellag, however he's not regularly in the lineup.
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10-22-2012 , 04:30 AM
How do I, the viewer, get to go up against them?
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10-22-2012 , 04:37 AM
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Originally Posted by yimyammer
Wow, that's porn quality production & dialogue
This show is porn, without the porn.
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