looool evidently not deleted.
here is his post:
"damn two posts in off topic. i dont thing i have this many in my entire life before. sort of in a perverse mood. well here is one of my favorite sex stories:
When i was a sr in high school we used to have this game we called switch. Basically we'd try to tag team the same girl. (make all the gay jokes you want i dont give a ****, it was a think us friends did) One of us would start on one leg, and we'd play the color game (pick a color in our head move up her leg till she gets it right) or something similiar. A few times we were both succesful in getting her in bed on the same night, but often it was just one of us that succeeded. Some of the keepers we could both have sex with at the same time, or "tag team"them. But all the girls we did this too were 100 pct knowing.
Well one day i was sitting in the hot tub with a couple girls and a by friend and his gf. His girlfeind was in between me and him, and i made eye contact with him, and starting fingering his girlfriend. All worked out well, till my other buddy who wasnt in the hottub tossed him a football and he reached his hands out of the hottub to catch it, and she realized that i was fingering her, not him. At first she seemed startled, but then she looked at him, and he smiled, and she just went along with it. So that got me and him thinking...could we pull the same stunt with sex? Well my friend could get his bedroom so dark that you couldnt see your hand in front of your face. So we devised a plan, he would get his girlfriend in the bedroom to have sex, and I would hide on the other side of the bed. Then we would get up to get a condom (which was on my side of the bed) i would switch places with him. We are similiar body types, so we wanted to know if we could fool her. So i traded him places (with a condom already on and naked) and started to have sex with his girlfriend. Things went well for about 5 minutes until she said his name, and i didnt respond, then she said it again. The she yelled "what the **** is going on?" My friend couldnt hold back a laugh anymore, and we were caught. I quickly hopped up, and she started screaming at him. (for some reason she left me out of this) Well she ended up breaking up with him, but we still have a laugh about it to this day. Strangely enough i ended up dating her that summer. Thats my story. Lets hear some more "
and link to thread:
http://www.pocketfives.com/f13/funny...tories-176908/