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Originally Posted by iwantcaymans
had said about 30 days to go back online. I was wondering if there was any chance that the license is returned on 15 sorry for my bad ing
Absolutely possible for licence suspension to be lifted and games to reopen on 15/9. Steps below;
1. Investor walks into Ray's office and says "Here's 400m for the player liability acounts and 100m to buy the company. I have another 1bn in reserve to indemnify the company against the DOJ fine or any fine to be paid for you or Nelson."
2. Ray says "Deal... who are you firing?"
3. Investor says. "You, Deirdre, D Bowman, Caroline, Gil, your accountants and lawyers, your finance team, your auditors, your payments team."
4. Ray says "OK, sounds good, **** em."
5. Investor says "Get the AGCC on the phone. Tell them we are coming with money. I have a plane full of lawyers to write the trust terms for the seg accounts. We'll open the bank accounts in Alderney itself so they can keep a beady eye on them."
6. Ray says "Sweet. Do we really need to pay the Tiltboys, Phil, Harman, etc too? Can we just burn them all as they don't have paperwork?"
7. Investor says "No. I don't want to be sued. Everyone gets their peice of the 100m."
8. Ray (Sad face, bats eyelids) "What if I suck your ****?"
9. Investor (pauses and looks sternly at Ray) "Just sign here, and make the call you fat jerk."
10. Ray signs "So what now?"
11. We have a plane to catch. My henchman have picked up the people we are firing and given them the news. We need to fire another couple of hundred later, but that can wait."
12. Ray and Investor fly to Alderney. Ray offers head a few more times to the pilot, the co-pilot, the Investor, and the cab driver. All refuse.
13. Investor says "Hey AGCC... we have some news. And an assload of cash."
14. AGCC says "For reals? No foolin'? Gee thanks mister."
15. Investor says "Liability account is locked and loaded and wrapped up in a irrevocable Trust enshrined in perpituity in UK law. I've retained Ernst & Young to do weekly reconciliation and audit of the accounts."
16. AGCC claps hands in glee.
17. Investor "One condition... hearing must be held on Monday 5th. Give us back our licence, and a press release, and a massive diamond-encrusted throne."
18. AGCC "Sure, Monday, no problem... wait, what?"
19. Investor "Kidding! Just get the hearing scheduled for Monday. We are back in business on Tuesday morning."
20. Ray says "Great! FTP lives. We are back in business!"
21. Investor "What's this 'we' bull****? You are out, remember?"
22. Ray "Ah. Can I get a ride with you back to the airport?"
23. Investor "No."
Last edited by SGT RJ; 09-02-2011 at 03:05 PM.
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