So a friend of a friend is in Vegas and she gets into the back of a cab. She looks down to see a woman's wallet on the ground, and she picks it up to investigate. The first thing my friend of a friend notices is a black credit card that was thicker and heavier then any card she had ever seen before. Being a reputable person she realizes then that this is someone wealthy and probably is someone who really doesn't want to lose her wallet. She looks at the ID and yup, it's Jennifer Tilly. My friend recognized her as an actress and not a poker player.

My friend then goes back to the Rio to turn the wallet in but the jagoffs just tell her to throw it in the lost and found, my friend refused to do so. Instead she leaves her cell number with the Rio staff in case Jennifer comes around to ask about it. Sure enough Phil Laak calls and asks if anything is reported, so they provide my Phil with my friends cell phone number.

My friend of a friend, her brother and her mom (who she went to Vegas with) were in some random show when she got a text from Jennifer. She gets hilariously excited and apparently started jumping up and down in the middle of the show. So they get directions to get to Phil and Jennifer's condo and head over there.

They (just the sister and brother, the mom stayed behind I guess) get to the condo and they have to go through 3 different security checkpoints (balla). They walk in and Phil is laying on the couch with two different girls massaging one foot each (balla-er). They then return the wallet to Jennifer and she gives them 500 dollars. I know she is rich and all but I thought that was a fair reward. They then let them chill with them, and apparently Phil is an amazing Backgammon player and was just destroying the brother. They then go out to eat and do some other various activities. They said Phil is an insane driver.

They both go up a notch in my book. It would have been ok just to give the cash reward and say bye. But they actually provided these people with an experience they won't soon forget. For this I hope Jennifer and Phil get to HU in the ME.

if by mildly interesting you mean immediately forgettable then this thread delivers.

solid brag.

ninja, don't be so unnecessarily harsh. he didn't purport his story to be jaw dropping awesome, but its worthy of telling anyway. why be a tool for no reason?

$500 is more than i would have expected.

As long as she stops checking behind with a full house she'll make it to the FT. It will be pretty hard to spot Phil Laak though when he is in undercover-mode.

[x] mildly interesting;
[x] thread delivers

[ ] thread delivers necessary pics of jennifer tilly

Thanks for the input. I'll suscribe to all your posts.

No need to be a troll, this was a pretty cool story. Phil and Jennifer are all right in my book, that was pretty cool of them. The question is whether Phil was still wearing that gray mustache.

this

Phil and jennifer probably have ****ED UP sex

anytime someones double your age its gonna be ****ed up

lol wat

i didn't even have to change the titles of eastcoastninja's threads to show how bad they are

Whuts the Dealio with The Lounge?
My Ass Is Bleeding
Too old for video games?
What is Jerry Yang hiding in his hat?

those are all quality threads. and i stand by each and every one of them.

eastcoastninja stop posting.

Decent enough until here then you lose.

You know they have a sawhorse up in that bitch.

C'mon folks, we all know the real questions is:

Did Phil take them to the 10/20 game at the Bellagio or what?

AW

If by "mildly interesting" you mean "the feel good story of WSOP 2008" then I agree.

Well told, Lagtastic (I assume the story is true and not an absurd "level").

good story. kudos to Phil & Jennifer, and to the "friend" who personally returned the card.

This is a very cool story, thanks for sharing.

Laak must be a lot smarter than most give him credit for since he is rolling around in all of that Sam Simon money that Tilly has.

did they get to touch her boobies?
only way im returning it

Was it really Phil Laak at the condo or was it an old man with a hat on?

On one hand it's kinda cool to see their home....

Other the other hand the "Oh, you found my wallet? Why don't you drive all the way over to my house to return it" part kinda sucks.

meh

----------------Kitty

Phil has always been very cool to me, Jennifer is nice also. Very nice of her to give back to people who do good things.