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djurkovski 05-20-2009 02:30 AM

Re: A day in the life of mike matusow
 
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Originally Posted by Sh!p!tOn3T!m3 (Post 10741542)
says a guy who registered in'03 n has 274 posts are u usually this slow like geez does it take you 6 years to write 200 posts

not as good a comeback

Scott_Baio wins

Shotgun Bob 05-20-2009 02:31 AM

Re: A day in the life of mike matusow
 
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Originally Posted by Sh!p!tOn3T!m3 (Post 10741542)
says a guy who registered in'03 n has 274 posts are u usually this slow like geez does it take you 6 years to write 200 posts

Maybe he has more of a life than you do????

Sh!p!tOn3T!m3 05-20-2009 02:35 AM

Re: A day in the life of mike matusow
 
yea he does

day stars with sex with hooker
play some pokahhzzz
busto in bobbys room
go to the bank of durrrr borrow some money
play more lose more monies
sex with hooker
no money to pay hooker
get bitch slapped by hooker
goto bed depressed and ****

wake up repeat all over again

Shotgun Bob 05-20-2009 02:36 AM

Re: A day in the life of mike matusow
 
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Originally Posted by mullen (Post 10741120)

Nice mullen - I like this one too...

http://i40.tinypic.com/uon81.jpg

FrOST3D 05-20-2009 02:50 AM

Re: A day in the life of mike matusow
 
that's how a day in the life as mike looks like http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlmLBmVgRUo

Sh!p!tOn3T!m3 05-20-2009 02:55 AM

Re: A day in the life of mike matusow
 
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Originally Posted by FrOST3D (Post 10741858)
that's how a day in the life as mike looks like http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlmLBmVgRUo

omgzzzz she is hideous

Shotgun Bob 05-20-2009 02:57 AM

Re: A day in the life of mike matusow
 
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Originally Posted by FrOST3D (Post 10741858)
that's how a day in the life as mike looks like http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlmLBmVgRUo

Best quote from the date...

"I like Mike he's a pig"

Duckhunt 05-20-2009 03:35 AM

Re: A day in the life of mike matusow
 
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Originally Posted by Scott_Baio (Post 10741416)
says the guy who registered last month but has over 400 posts.

LOL:)

Johncx 05-20-2009 08:57 AM

Re: A day in the life of mike matusow
 
lol at posts saying hes busto

tbhouston 05-20-2009 10:01 AM

Re: A day in the life of mike matusow
 
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so we all read blogs about players, and the life of ivey, etc...
lol nvg

anyway i doubt anyone in this thread has spent a day with mike from the replies

so lock and delete this pile of poo

Daniel Magix 05-20-2009 10:13 AM

Re: A day in the life of mike matusow
 
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Originally Posted by FancyAburger (Post 10741177)
Mike do not use cocaine anymore. He also prefers junk food over Crystal Meth.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3155/...c00233431d.jpg

Kevmath 05-20-2009 10:55 AM

Re: A day in the life of mike matusow
 
What's even more fun is giving people a day off for those that still think rickrolling's funny.

lenasrokas 05-20-2009 11:55 AM

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http://nataliegracie.files.wordpress...in-eats-it.jpg

Sh!p!tOn3T!m3 05-20-2009 12:39 PM

Re: A day in the life of mike matusow
 
^^ who the *** is that??

oh dude so imba 05-20-2009 01:15 PM

Re: A day in the life of mike matusow
 
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Originally Posted by lenasrokas (Post 10747639)

lol

1outter 05-20-2009 10:05 PM

Re: A day in the life of mike matusow
 
I actually like Mike Matusow. Is this wrong?

stueycal 05-21-2009 12:44 AM

Re: A day in the life of mike matusow
 
no, mike matusow is one of the most successful tournament players ever, not to mention one of the best to watch. hes the first person to have two seperate million $ cashes in one year, holds 3 bracelets and is the only player to make a million dollars playing tournaments 3 years in a row, the ONLY.

and for all the haters, once youve accomplished 1/10 of what mikey has you can talk ****

uplaywell 05-21-2009 12:53 AM

Re: A day in the life of mike matusow
 
11am-wake up and jerk off. back to sleep

3pm-wake up. shower

3.30pm-look at himself in mirror and say 'todays the day mikey'. ' you are going to change for the better'

4pm-mcdonalds

5pm-jerk off

6pm-watch tv and old episodes of espn when he used to be someone

9pm-lose 10k online

10pm-phones his best friend russ hamilton to talk about his worries

11pm-jerk off

11.30pm- sleep

rinse/repeat

uistbhoy 05-21-2009 01:02 AM

Re: A day in the life of mike matusow
 
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Originally Posted by 1outter (Post 10759533)
I actually like Mike Matusow. Is this wrong?

no

MattR 05-21-2009 01:23 AM

Re: A day in the life of mike matusow
 
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Originally Posted by FrOST3D (Post 10741858)
that's how a day in the life as mike looks like http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlmLBmVgRUo

This is hilarious. On a 'game' level Mike is about a 2/10. But I love the random threats of violence against that prissy bitch. He's obviously joking and she just doesn't get it, awesome.

Shotgun Bob 05-21-2009 11:02 PM

Re: A day in the life of mike matusow
 
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Originally Posted by Kevmath (Post 10746671)
What's even more fun is giving people a day off for those that still think rickrolling's funny.

Cmon Kev only dbags with vaginers think it's not funny...

Ce1ska 05-21-2009 11:03 PM

Re: A day in the life of mike matusow
 
Only people stuck in 08 think it's funny...

stueycal 05-21-2009 11:16 PM

Re: A day in the life of mike matusow
 
lol +b for a day then comes back and berates a moderator, gotta love it

but seriously, your forever hated on these forums for your sad attempt to be funny

Shotgun Bob 05-22-2009 12:41 AM

Re: A day in the life of mike matusow
 
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Originally Posted by stueycal (Post 10784393)
lol +b for a day then comes back and berates a moderator, gotta love it

but seriously, your forever hated on these forums for your sad attempt to be funny

Oh noes i hopes i don get banhammerz agen :shocked:

BustedNuts16 10-17-2009 03:20 PM

Re: A day in the life of mike matusow
 
bump


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