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02-07-2010 , 12:09 PM

#701

nolimitfiend

adept

Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 976

"Perhaps you should consider a smaller game if the losses at this limit are too much to handle" - This really gets 'em steamin'!

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02-07-2010 , 03:08 PM

#702

nas061000

grinder

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 590

Quote:

Originally Posted by kill pot

get aids and die

So sad that this made me laugh for like 3 minutes

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02-07-2010 , 03:26 PM

#703

ashipsomewhere

old hand

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 1,282

i think the it was standard is good lol

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02-07-2010 , 03:38 PM

#704

Robusto1

grinder

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 545

Where'd you learn to play Poker, at The Toilet Store?

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02-07-2010 , 04:58 PM

#705

RML604

old hand

Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 1,438

Sorry, just pushing buttons

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02-07-2010 , 05:00 PM

#706

Everton FC

grinder

Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 458

Theres only a couple of things that get me to respond, "Get cancer" or "******"

My response is usually:

"Sigh, what can i say? its,its, Its Like a gift"

"Yano?"

Then i will tear into there awful stats if they persist with there disgusting behaviour.

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02-07-2010 , 08:50 PM

#707

Telford09

grinder

Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 652

i think "this guy cnt evn spell poker" was gd

also i seen someone say

"i knew u had me" then the other guy said "then Y THE **** DID U CALL BITCH???"

they nvr replied

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02-08-2010 , 12:18 AM

#708

profELMO

adept

Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 727

"ty"

"ez game"

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02-08-2010 , 03:21 AM

#709

CanuckG

adept

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 788

"Thanks for coming out kids" when I win a sng or live game.

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02-08-2010 , 03:29 AM

#710

stay classy SD

adept

Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 827

"Well maybe if you accepted Jesus into your life you would win more you idiot."

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02-08-2010 , 03:55 AM

#711

DefenseWins

stranger

Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 11

If I wanted any lip from you I would have rattled my zipper.

Anybody that has a picture of themselves as an avatar....I just tell them how sweet it is that they have a picture of someone with down syndrone and I do charity work with the tards too.

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02-08-2010 , 04:11 AM

#712

Pettu83

stranger

Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 1

every time i hit my card on the river after being behind, like AK vs KK or QQ vs AA and hit a Q on the river i say : "Boom. Rivered" and never reply if they go on a big FU rant.

fake-edit: I just played a hand where i hit my gutshot on the river and they guy said "good catch. you play terrible" I suspect a 2+2er

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02-08-2010 , 08:37 AM

#713

TurdFerguson

old hand

Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 1,673

you will die angry and alone

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02-09-2010 , 08:49 PM

#714

Jeezay

banned

Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 56

Quote:

Originally Posted by pockettwos

cdnsixty9er: Hey deepstack nice avatar
wilnotletuwin: ty
cdnsixty9er: do you slap that ugly little kid?
wilnotletuwin: ummmm what?
cdnsixty9er: oh nothing
wilnotletuwin: okkkkkk

5 minutes pass

cdnsixty9er: such an ugly little thing
wilnotletuwin: huh?
cdnsixty9er: Would it make you mad if I slapped that ugly little kid
wilnotletuwin: ok mther fkr u talk about my kid????
cdnsixty9er: what? who are you? are you talking to me?
wilnotletuwin: FUUUUUU I KNOW YOU MEAN MY KID
cdnsixty9er: wow settle down I didnt even say anything
rextal: LMAO THIS IS HILARIOUS
wilnotletuwin: we see how funny he is after I kill his mom and dad tonight
cdnsixty9er: so ugly
wilnotletuwin: call mom say bye
cdnsixty9er: oh hey I didnt see you there hows it going?
wilnotletuwin: im all in on you blind stupid kokskr
cdnsixty9er: ok I will call...............so ugly
cdnsixty9er: kinda fat too
wilnotletuwin: nsjklfvblhfvbljshfvb mthr fkrfergkwerkg
wilnotletuwin: u son of btchhh
cdnsixty9er: can you please stop swearing or I will report ur chat
wilnotletuwin: ARE FKN CERIOUS???????????????????????????
wilnotletuwin: DIE RABBID KOKSKRRRRR
cdnsixty9er: please stop abusing me ok

he goes all in on my blind I have a5 suited and I win, he had j8 suited.

cdnsixty9er: nh
wilnotletuwin: everytime be ready u wil dye on this tble
shaynanana: OMG i fell of my chair 3 times
rextal: LOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLO
cdnsixty9er: I have had enough of this abuse, you are prety rude dude
cdnsixty9er: no wonder kid is so ugly
wilnotletuwin: SAY IT AGAIN IT WIL CONFURM MOM DADS DEATH
cdnsixty9er: I confurm
wilnotletuwin: you durty litle son of basterd
wilnotletuwin: hunt you
cdnsixty9er: Im sorry man I dont wanna die do you forgive me?
wilnotletuwin: to late axe in car
cdnsixty9er: lolllll what
wilnotletuwin: say sorry 5 time i forgive
cdnsixty9er: sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry
wilnotletuwin: ok i only kill mom now
cdnsixty9er: k thanks I dont even like her
cdnsixty9er: so ugly and weird looking
wilnotletuwin: life over for cdnsixty9er famly tree

wtf LOOOOL

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02-09-2010 , 08:57 PM

#715

risk2Dupside

adept

Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 795

risk2Dupside: f awful tard, will call anything
risk2Dupside: whoops
risk2Dupside: sorry that was for my notes

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02-10-2010 , 02:11 PM

#716

Johnny Douglas

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 8,480

After someone starts in to me:

"Do you like Ice Cream?"

Them: "What? Why?" (they know some ******ed line is coming).

Me: "I'm going to go have some now."

It either tilts the **** out of someone, makes them go off worse or they shut up.

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02-10-2010 , 03:22 PM

#717

Wowsers

banned

Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 214

Quote:

Originally Posted by SukitTrebek

you guys aren't even close.

"i know that's a lot of money for you." -guy laliberte*

*extra points for being unintentional

hahaha amazing

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02-11-2010 , 04:20 AM

#718

gradin123

stranger

Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 11

I sometimes do this spiel when someone gets very lucky against me yet gets lippy.

I say: " You are really good"

"Have you been on TV?'" usually they don't respond to that but sometimes they do.

But either way after a short pause I say,

"I really do think I saw you on TV yesterday"

After another short pause I say,

"I was watching the special olympics because I like to scope out some of my opponents"

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02-19-2010 , 02:59 PM

#719

bL1z

journeyman

Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 374

just saw this little conversation going on at UB.
BOERBOEL23 is a shortstacking fish who thinks it's unfair that some players have large stacks (lol wat).

Quote:

BOERBOEL23: lol
BOERBOEL23: donk
BOERBOEL23: big staCK POKER
BOERBOEL23: u buy evey **** pot donk
BOERBOEL23: unreal...lol
BINIMAC05: then call me
BINIMAC05: adjust is the name of the game
BOERBOEL23: i wii donk..keep buyin
BOERBOEL23: lo....right
BINIMAC05: y are u calling me a donk
BOERBOEL23: thats right DONK
BINIMAC05: i cant hear u im stacking ur chips and its getting loud

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02-19-2010 , 04:26 PM

#720

JesusEatsCheese

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 6,646

i got owend last nite i was playin in a sit n go and this guy kept making ******ed plays

(me): im not sure that it's legal to play against ******s
(him):well rainman was a ****ing ****** and he could ****ing count cards

personally i thot this was amazing

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02-19-2010 , 10:52 PM

#721

foldifiwereu

adept

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 1,045

tilts the shiit outa me when people win the pot, and say "ty".

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02-19-2010 , 10:54 PM

#722

Fritzy

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 3,495

Quote:

Originally Posted by foldifiwereu

tilts the shiit outa me when people win the pot, and say "ty".

some right like a full thank you sentence to me after he sucked out on me and stacked me, I just said lol nh - then stacked him back 5 hands later, obv thanked him for it...

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02-19-2010 , 11:19 PM

#723

SKYYHIGH

centurion

Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 101

At a homegame a guy sucked out on me on the river.

Me: I hope your mother is dead
Him: What? Why?
Me: So she can't make anymore ******s like you

He punched me in the face

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02-19-2010 , 11:50 PM

#724

ez2cy

grinder

Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 641

When I'm playing an idiot that is in almost every pot I'll ask......"Name".....don't you play AA?

They'll respond.."what?"

"Well, it's the only two cards I haven't seen you play tonite"

Another one (heard a live pro use this one) When you suck out and get berated tell them.....
"You play with your money the way you want, I'll play with OTHER PEOPLES money the way I want"

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02-19-2010 , 11:59 PM

#725

Everton FC

grinder

Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 458

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fritzy

some right like a full thank you sentence to me after he sucked out on me and stacked me, I just said lol nh - then stacked him back 5 hands later, obv thanked him for it...

Yeh but being honest, it didnt feel anywhere near as good as it did for him first time round..

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