(after bad beat) "I knew you were bluffing" ...then ignore subsequent instructions to check the hand history and keep with your story that they were bluffing
Edited from one of the greatest scenes ever with Alec Baldwin from the movie Malice:
So I ask you,
When someone goes into that chapel
And they pray on the knees that they
Hit their flush on the river
Or they don’t have their bankroll riding on a coin flip...
Who do you think their praying too?
You go ahead and read your bible, DONKEY
And you go to your church
And with any luck you might win an Ironman free roll
But if you’re looking for God
He was sitting in Seat 2 on December 17th
And he doesn’t like to be second guessed
You ask me if I have a God complex,
Let me tell you something,
When it comes to the felt I am God
Daniel: order a greasy meat platter to snack on.
Ivey: ask him who has more NL hold em braclets, himself or Jerry Yang?
Laak: talk about seeing Tilly naked.
Shannon Elizabeth: "I wap wap wap wap wap to you."
Layne Flack: speak in a language he wouldn't understand, like English.
Scotty : speak in a language he wouldn't understand, like English.
Lee Watkinson: hate on Obama and watch his heart rate jump.
TM: explain math.
I personaly think mother jokes are 5th grade but i spit pop on my screen when i sit down at a table and caught the end of this one.
"Your mother natuarly squeeled like a pig when i got that fat calf by her back legs..And trust me you would of been ashamed of the assorted farm noises that hefer made over that last 30 minutes or so i conduted my business"
Never have i laughed so f&^(*g hard at 4:30 in the mourning...or been so quite oddly repulsed at the same time.