What is it with people and slowrolling? I don't see how anyone would ever deem it funny or cool unless the person you're doing it to had already done it to you/been a complete **** for ages.

when you get lucky- skill game.
when they take a bad beat- must not have been facing mecca when u prayed.

fu luck

MaGiKJeRsKy: nice catch
Dealer: AD79, it's your turn. You have 15 seconds to act
maintrim: nice throw
MaGiKJeRsKy: you got ridiculously lucky
Dealer: AD79, it's your turn. You have 15 seconds to act
maintrim: i push buttons

Well I'm a douche bag..... lets say I raise with AA and then another person raises all in.... I will say something like "sick" or "damn" making it look like its a tough decison.... and even call the clock .

a slow roll which you type "you got me" throughout the whole 60 seconds

LOL

this

I actualy dont know anymore...I typically play with the chat off and when i take a bad beat i normaly if felted halt all play...Smoke some herbs..email a friend because odds are likley am tilting and getting into a verbal war is just going to send me and my bankroll over the edge.

When I get sucked out on I say somethign like wow, you must have blisters on your lips from sucking so hard...

I was denying a shortstacker action cause he wouldn't full buy--So he was talking **** for about 5 minutes straight..Then finally he says:
"my sister has more jam than u"

So I told him "THATS IT!" and I sat in and busted him lol.

i told stevesbets he can pay for school but he can't buy class. granted i stole the line but i still loled

tony g: (to brian townsend) do u think you belong here?
brian townsend: (very tilted look ) wanna play heads up?

A: you make strange calls..
B: YOUR MOTHER MAKES STRANGE CALLS

When i'm playing in a big tourney and someone calls me gay or a faag, I snap reply "Who you calling gay, your mouth got more dudes entering it than this tourney"

When I suck out

-"Cashback!"

-"I knew you were full of it!"

-"Nice Airball" (when you beat their set with a flush on the river)

-"I read u like a book" (My fav)

-"sry thought I had aces"

-"What that a months wages?"

-"lucky misclick!..."

-"I played u like a fiddle"

-"it's a cooler" (Suckout with less then 3 outs)

-"Oh, sry I thought I had gin"

- (To a reg) "Back to micro? U can take another shot next week buddy"

- "D@mn, I missed my full house draw"

- "U can't even spell poker!" Classic

- Playing HU "Why don't you just transfer over the rest of you roll and we can save some time"

- "I put you on deuces..."

- When they call your semi-bluff and muck at SD "72o?"

I hope your parents die in a freak yachting accident imho

report to the rail

i like to say 'well prayed'

FullFlush and Dwan playing tabletennis. FullFlush wins obv
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gjXZ...layer_embedded

- "luck only lasts a little while"
-"ur dad only lasts a little while"

I hope you catch (random STD here) like you catch cards

This brilliant, I love the subtle ones.

When people question my play I like to explain to them that the Magic 8-Ball guided my actions.

Another fun one is after calling someone's all-in bet and hitting your draw, wait for the tirade to come and simply explain "I was trying to bluff you"

I try to not harass the donks (i'll even defend them to keep 'em around). i also have no problem making myself sound stupid. The only other time I say much in the chat is if I get a really offensive player berating me. Then I just constantly reply with lol to everything they say, it seems to drive them insane and further my image as a complete moron.

lol

lol

lol lol haha

I like to say hit the rail bitch