Playing on FT and this guy was just berating everyone at the table. The usual BS with alot of "fishes" thrown in. I am on his left and was just getting ready to leave the table when I catch a KK on the BB. This guy has been aggressive and betting the pot on just about every hand. He bets the pot and I raise. Everyone folds and he just calls. The flop comes A,K, rag (3 or 4 can't remember which). He bets and I just call. Turn comes T no flush. He shoves and I call. River no help for him as he shows an AK and was drawing dead. For some reason, the guy starts calling me a fish and that there was no way he should have lost that hand (no, I don't understand his reasoning). So the rest of conversation goes like this:
Villain: You are so bad, why do you play FISH!
Me: You're right...I am a fish and shouldn't play with Pirhana like you.
Villain: Pirhana...mean like me.
Me: Yeah, Pirhana...little fish with a big mouth.
cdnsixty9er: Hey deepstack nice avatar
wilnotletuwin: ty
cdnsixty9er: do you slap that ugly little kid?
wilnotletuwin: ummmm what?
cdnsixty9er: oh nothing
wilnotletuwin: okkkkkk
5 minutes pass
cdnsixty9er: such an ugly little thing
wilnotletuwin: huh?
cdnsixty9er: Would it make you mad if I slapped that ugly little kid
wilnotletuwin: ok mther fkr u talk about my kid????
cdnsixty9er: what? who are you? are you talking to me?
wilnotletuwin: FUUUUUU I KNOW YOU MEAN MY KID
cdnsixty9er: wow settle down I didnt even say anything
rextal: LMAO THIS IS HILARIOUS
wilnotletuwin: we see how funny he is after I kill his mom and dad tonight
cdnsixty9er: so ugly
wilnotletuwin: call mom say bye
cdnsixty9er: oh hey I didnt see you there hows it going?
wilnotletuwin: im all in on you blind stupid kokskr
cdnsixty9er: ok I will call...............so ugly
cdnsixty9er: kinda fat too
wilnotletuwin: nsjklfvblhfvbljshfvb mthr fkrfergkwerkg
wilnotletuwin: u son of btchhh
cdnsixty9er: can you please stop swearing or I will report ur chat
wilnotletuwin: ARE FKN CERIOUS???????????????????????????
wilnotletuwin: DIE RABBID KOKSKRRRRR
cdnsixty9er: please stop abusing me ok
he goes all in on my blind I have a5 suited and I win, he had j8 suited.
cdnsixty9er: nh
wilnotletuwin: everytime be ready u wil dye on this tble
shaynanana: OMG i fell of my chair 3 times
rextal: LOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLO
cdnsixty9er: I have had enough of this abuse, you are prety rude dude
cdnsixty9er: no wonder kid is so ugly
wilnotletuwin: SAY IT AGAIN IT WIL CONFURM MOM DADS DEATH
cdnsixty9er: I confurm
wilnotletuwin: you durty litle son of basterd
wilnotletuwin: hunt you
cdnsixty9er: Im sorry man I dont wanna die do you forgive me? wilnotletuwin: to late axe in car
cdnsixty9er: lolllll what
wilnotletuwin: say sorry 5 time i forgive
cdnsixty9er: sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry
wilnotletuwin: ok i only kill mom now
cdnsixty9er: k thanks I dont even like her
cdnsixty9er: so ugly and weird looking
wilnotletuwin: life over for cdnsixty9er famly tree
Ok so I was playing some guy at a 6 seater. Was a cash game $1/$2 no limit texassssss hold emmmmm. guy was playing so slow
yurmomkunt: You know what bud Im gonna take you down
yurmomkunt: listen you little azz pirate pillow biter stop goofing off and play
yurmomkunt: ignorant little bastard
englishno: sorry?
yurmomkunt: why are you stalling and slowing the game down f.ag?
englishno: feg? me? say it to me
yurmomkunt: what..I did you cum guzzler
englishno: say more please
yurmomkunt: ok...just speed it up
englishno: I play slow like *** mom
yurmomkunt: uhhh u f*** ur mom???? nice..
englishno: wattt??? I dont do.y say that
yurmomkunt: ok man shut it cause i dont even know what ur saying
englishno: bomb
yurmomkunt: huh?
englishno: ur house twin tower. godbye to children tonight
yurmomkunt: wtf.....
yurmomkunt: wait...haha u gonna blow my house up like the twin tower?
englishno: us tupid? course I mean.
englishno: stupid merican I AM HITLER HEIL
yurmomkunt: all I said was for you to speed it up so f*** man stop being a p ussy
yurmomkunt: f**** sake
allintoday: LMAO
gilly93: lol you guys are fkd
allintoday: lol@bomb
englishno: keep up
englishno: I break bank
yurmomkunt: you did...moron shut up before I elbow drop your eyes out
englishno: rite goodbye letter to fe,mily
yurmomkunt: lol idiot
allintoday: LOL
englishno: was 911 funy hapen to urs tonight cucksocker
yurmomkunt: hey what place did you finish in the spelling "B"
yurmomkunt: a ss f***er
englishno: no need to spell when i have bombs for u tonight
englishno: i am tired of u mouth
yurmomkunt: I am tired of your awful spelling you stupid idiot
yurmomkunt: push the fold button dumb a**
englishno: so sory i am bulding bomb. busy day now
yurmomkunt: right your gonna bomb me I forgot
englishno: LISTON DEATH IS FOR YOU I BEAT YOUR WIFE OK
englishno: sorry rudeness
yurmomkunt: lol u better be pussssssssssssssy
englishno: bak to building i go son of bytch
englishno: not so funy when i put bomb and haha at u run with zero legs no arms ...i try to high five u ok?
yurmomkunt: hahaha
englishno: may be aftir you help me rebild house. o no i forget u have no arm haha...GOODBYE YURMOMKUNT
englishno: c u in casineo trying to play poker with zero arms maybe i bytch slap you MOUTH
yurmomkunt: lol least youre funny
englishno: yes funny funny as you when u see wife fly by you with bomb in her ass
yurmomkunt: lol...........seriously you piece of dirt speed it up
englishno: maybe when im done fating you
he just went on to stall than left after awhile leaving this
englishno: BOOOOOOM omg nice house flying in air
not that funny but thought it would be a good read for you peeps
BEAT: he actually tilted me playing so slow I lost $350. First losing session in months
LO and behold I sit at a table and play a few hands before scanning the table and seeing englishno! Just as I was going to say hello I see this in the chat area
englishno: MOTHER FUKER IT IS YOU
englishno: son of bytch it all be over soon
englishno: HEIL HITLER basterd
yurmomkunt: weeeeeee I thought Id never see you again sheep ****er
englishno: sheep what! you do not say! ever again! sheep are prizeless
yurmomkunt: priceless? I see your spelling is just as good as last time
englishno: ok ok ok ok I spoke to boss and he mak the amazing bomb
englishno: pik up phone say godbye yes
yurmomkunt: I havent been blown up yet when is it coming........
englishno: you see gerbage man today he is friend watching you
englishno: you open lid GOOODBYE YURMOMKUNT
yurmomkunt: lol rightttttt so u still suckin off guys for a br
englishno: sey it again do it
englishno: do it say to me that
yurmomkunt: lol you are amazing
englishno: amazing like firwork in house late
englishno: i do not like u
englishno: you are mouth i do not like
yurmomkunt: im so hurt mybe instead of typing you can play faster
yurmomkunt: why stall like you do its absolutley ******ed
samssssil: true that speed it up taliban dude
englishno: u say that to me you ar incloded in bomb now
englishno: taliban u stop that
yurmomkunt: lololol hows the camel riding
englishno: i ride mom
yurmomkunt: again with saying u have sex with your mom
englishno: scuse me i do not say ever IDIOT
englishno: YUR MOM
yurmomkunt: youre a pretty angry dude
englishno: cause assface like u meke me but ok u pey four it
yurmomkunt: pretty scary
rezzzident: omg lmfao this guy is nuts
rezzzident: lmao funny as hell
carolann: sounds like an angry russian helmuth
yurmomkunt: hahahahaha
englishno: *** helmuth i spit on him and slap HE IS MOUTH more
englishno: so ugly
rezzzident: LOL
yurmomkunt: lol
englishno: my femily tell helmuth to get bak in race car and drive away
englishno: utimate basterd ya
carolann: lol
yurmomkunt: why do u keep requesting time scum ball
generally i just put "lol k", or sometimes when they start ranting just continually put, "i wish i was as cool as you" and then every time they act say "nice bet bud", "nice call bud" ....etc
not funny but it tilts the hell out of people so i lol