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cliffs:
stevesbets [observer]: if u were starving in the desert
stevesbets [observer]: i woudl defintiley not give u a glass of water

stevesbets: SEIROUSLY
stevesbets: ROOTHLESS
stevesbets: SCREW YOU
stevesbets [observer]: 'THAT
stevesbets [observer]: IS
stevesbets [observer]: SO
stevesbets [observer]: FRKAEING
stevesbets [observer]: MOTEHR
stevesbets [observer]: GOD DAMN
stevesbets [observer]: UNBELIAVBEL
stevesbets [observer]: I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA THROW UP AND KILL SOMEONE
Roothlus: i had a huge draw
stevesbets [observer]: OMG
stevesbets [observer]: I HOPE U GO TO HELL
stevesbets [observer]: AND BURN IN FLAMES
Roothlus: pls dont beat me up at bellagio
Roothlus: sick hand though
stevesbets [observer]: PIECES OF CRAP LIKE YOU
stevesbets [observer]: THAT ALWAYS GET SO SICKLY LUCKY
stevesbets [observer]: REALLY MAKE ME SUICDIAL
stevesbets [observer]: I'M GOING TO JUMP OUT OF WINDOW YOU LUCKY PIECE OF CRAP
stevesbets [observer]: IDIOTS LIKE YOU
stevesbets [observer]: WILL ALWAYS BE LUCKY
stevesbets [observer]: AND I'LL ALWAYS BE UNLUCKY
stevesbets [observer]: FOREVER
stevesbets [observer]: IN MY WHOLE REAKING LIFE
stevesbets [observer]: I REALLY HOPE UR LIFE IS MISERABLE
Roothlus: seriously dude im sorry
stevesbets [observer]: THAT ONE DAY ALL OF UR SICK LUCK
stevesbets [observer]: COMES BACK
Roothlus: it was a tricky situation
stevesbets [observer]: TOBITE U
stevesbets [observer]: OMFG
stevesbets [observer]: GO TO HELLL
stevesbets [observer]: ITWASNT TRICKY AT ALL
stevesbets [observer]: I DONT WISH TORTURE ON ANYONE
stevesbets [observer]: BUT FRANKLY U DESERVE IT
stevesbets [observer]: SEIROUSLY
stevesbets [observer]: THE IDIOTS
stevesbets [observer]: ALL THINK THEY'RE SO GOOD
stevesbets [observer]: CUZ THEY CONSTANTLY GET INSANELY LUCKY
stevesbets [observer]: ITS SMART TO GO UP AGAINST THE BIGGEST STACK AT THE TABLE
stevesbets [observer]: AND THE TOURNAMENT
stevesbets [observer]: WITH THE IDIOT END OF A STRRAIGHT DRAW
stevesbets [observer]: U TERRIBLE PIECE OF CRAP
stevesbets [observer]: seirously roothless
stevesbets [observer]: U THINK U ARE GOOD
stevesbets [observer]: OTEHRS THINK U ARE GOOD
stevesbets [observer]: T MAKES ME SICK
stevesbets [observer]: TOTALLY SICK
stevesbets [observer]: UR TERRIBLE
stevesbets [observer]: UR A TOTAL JOKE
stevesbets [observer]: AND I HOPE UR LIFE IS FILLED WITH PAIN AND MISERY
stevesbets [observer]: LUCKY FREAKING MORONS LIK EYOU
stevesbets [observer]: ALWAYS THE ONES TO BEAT ME
stevesbets [observer]: seriously roothlus
stevesbets [observer]: if ur ever run over by a train
stevesbets [observer]: it will bring a smile to my face
stevesbets [observer]: i want you in pain
stevesbets [observer]: i want u in pain in the worst way
Roothlus: gh
stevesbets [observer]: ppl like u make me so sick
stevesbets [observer]: go to hell
stevesbets [observer]: keep ignoring me u terrible piece of crap
stevesbets [observer]: if u were starving in the desert
stevesbets [observer]: i woudl defintiley not give u a glass of water
stevesbets [observer]: i hate u more than i hate ANYONE else in the world
stevesbets [observer]: beacuse of what u embody
stevesbets [observer]: a guy who consistenly gets insanely lucky and thinks hes
stevesbets [observer]: HE GOES AGAINST
stevesbets [observer]: THE OTHER BIG STACK OF THE TOURNEY
stevesbets [observer]: FOR NO REASON
stevesbets [observer]: ROOTHLUS
stevesbets [observer]: U REALLY HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH I WANT U TO BE IN PAIN
stevesbets [observer]: LATES
stevesbets [observer]: ADAM LEVY
stevesbets [observer]: LUCK SACK ADAM LEVY
stevesbets [observer]: god u make me sick
stevesbets [observer]: BURN IN HELL ROTHLUS
stevesbets [observer]: WORDS LITERALLY CANNOT DO JUSTICE
stevesbets [observer]: TO THE HEIGHT OF MY HATE FOR YOU
stevesbets [observer]: I HATE YOU MORE THAN I HATE FRIST
stevesbets [observer]: AND THATS REALLY SAYINGSOMETHING
stevesbets [observer]: how the hell can i "chill out"
stevesbets [observer]: if it was a no nmame
stevesbets [observer]: that woudl be fine
stevesbets [observer]: its the fact that the LUCKY MORONS
stevesbets [observer]: CONSISTENTLY GET LUCKY
stevesbets [observer]: AND REALLYTHINK THEY ARE SOMEHTING SPEICAL
Roothlus: bro it was a squeeze gone wrong
Roothlus: i panicked
stevesbets [observer]: THATS WHAT MAKES ME SICK
Roothlus: a lot in the pot
stevesbets [observer]: ...
Roothlus: took a shot
stevesbets [observer]: PANICKED
stevesbets [observer]: THAT WAS A ******ED PLAY ALL AROUDN
stevesbets [observer]: UR A TOTAL IDIOT
Roothlus: ok this is useless
Roothlus: gn
stevesbets [observer]: yea and as usual he deserves it
Roothlus: it was a bad play
Roothlus: im sure youve never made a mistake
stevesbets [observer]: ITS NOT THE MISTAKE
stevesbets [observer]: ITS THE INSANE LUCK IDIOTS LIKE YOU TAHT THINK THEY'RE OWNERS
Roothlus: lol
stevesbets [observer]: SCREW IT, I'M LEAVING
stevesbets [observer]: BURN IN HELL
Roothlus: pzzzzzzz
Roothlus: youve never made a mistake in yer life right?
Roothlus: so pls gtfo
Roothlus: nah hes never gonna forget that

Despite having lived with R00th before, I did not know this existed. I was just linked this and read it for the first time, and wanted to give others the same experience. Enjoy!

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03-26-2016 , 02:12 AM

#102

Walter1

journeyman

Join Date: Dec 2012 Posts: 342

****ing amazing Ben!

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03-26-2016 , 04:54 AM

#103

zigi

grinder

Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 651

Quote:

Originally Posted by ProfessorBen

Despite having lived with R00th before, I did not know this existed. I was just linked this and read it for the first time, and wanted to give others the same experience. Enjoy!

I forgot how classy stevesbets could be.

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03-26-2016 , 04:44 PM

#104

<"))))><

old hand

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 1,545

Quote:

Originally Posted by All Apologies

eugeneel's chat with VC Support on a site that I'm not allowed to link.

If this chat isn't allowed b/c of that Mods feel free to delete it, but its so lulz.

teaching my roomate to play poker at the 5-10 level, he's using my account. A guy disconeccts after my friend bets out on the turn after he checkraises the flop. Flop is 774 turn 4. Before he disconnects he announces to the table "sorry to do this but I gotta see what u have". He loses with AJ but does not have to pay turn or river bets. He then laughs about the move afterwards.

Then the following chat happens... I may open a new account on doyle's room anyway where I can get rakeback and maybe better service?

(19:16:09): Please wait... contacting available host.

(19:16:09): Player 'BUSTKUNTLOL' joined chat.

(19:16:13): Host 'marc-host' joined chat.

marc-host (19:16:17): Hi, welcome to our poker room. How can I help you?

BUSTKUNTLOL (19:16:38): I HAVE MAJOR PROBLEM

marc-host (19:16:43): whats that?

BUSTKUNTLOL (19:16:52): 5/10 table

BUSTKUNTLOL (19:16:59): inherit the wind

BUSTKUNTLOL (19:17:19): player just deliberately disconnected to see my cards

BUSTKUNTLOL (19:17:26): to force hand into showdown and see free river

BUSTKUNTLOL (19:17:34): TDS

BUSTKUNTLOL (19:17:41): even told me he was doing it

marc-host (19:17:52): what was the players name?

BUSTKUNTLOL (19:17:58): TDS

BUSTKUNTLOL (19:18:02): check the chat

BUSTKUNTLOL (19:18:05): [censored] cheating

marc-host (19:19:06): ok i will look into it

BUSTKUNTLOL (19:19:12): I JOIN THIS SITE BEC FRIEND IS MAJOR STOCK HOLDER

BUSTKUNTLOL (19:19:20): NOW I GET CHEATED?

BUSTKUNTLOL (19:20:07): sorry, i am very upset

marc-host (19:20:38): sorry one moment please

marc-host (19:23:02): i am looking into it and will be right with you

BUSTKUNTLOL (19:23:13): no problem

marc-host (19:23:24): do you have a hand id for that hand?

BUSTKUNTLOL (19:23:33): hold on

BUSTKUNTLOL (19:23:36): maybe i get it

marc-host (19:23:41): thanks

BUSTKUNTLOL (19:23:46): it was QQ vs AJ

marc-host (19:25:25): ok i ll find it but it my take a few mins

BUSTKUNTLOL (19:25:47): [162496]

BUSTKUNTLOL (19:25:53): bingo

marc-host (19:25:53): ok thanks

BUSTKUNTLOL (19:27:05): blatent abuse of all in protection...and he said he was gonna do it, and joked abt it after

BUSTKUNTLOL (19:27:10): insane abuse

BUSTKUNTLOL (19:27:17):

marc-host (19:28:15): i agree

BUSTKUNTLOL (19:29:06): ok

BUSTKUNTLOL (19:29:17): what happens now?

BUSTKUNTLOL (19:29:28): player claims he knows all the poker managers and is untouchable

marc-host (19:29:34): are you sure it was that hand id?

BUSTKUNTLOL (19:29:46): flop 747

BUSTKUNTLOL (19:29:50): AQ vs JJ

BUSTKUNTLOL (19:30:30): thought i had grabbed the right number from the chat

BUSTKUNTLOL (19:31:53): if not, might be hand right after/before

marc-host (19:32:05): sorry still working on it

BUSTKUNTLOL (19:32:10): ok

marc-host (19:34:24): ok i have seen that it happened but all i can do for you is give you the $5 that you missed out on

BUSTKUNTLOL (19:34:55): he would pay off turn and river = 20

BUSTKUNTLOL (19:35:13): he disconnect on my 10 bet and said lol...i see for free??

marc-host (19:37:41): i do understand that but all i can do is give you the money that was on the table this is because i cant pridict what you would have done on river

BUSTKUNTLOL (19:38:00): QQ fullhouse>>>>?????

BUSTKUNTLOL (19:38:07): i bet turn to check river???

marc-host (19:38:14): and the other player is been dealt with again to ensure it doesnt happen again

BUSTKUNTLOL (19:38:17): why else u think he disconnect?

BUSTKUNTLOL (19:38:22): how?

BUSTKUNTLOL (19:38:32): please dont cheat again sir???

marc-host (19:38:34): i understand but this is all i can do

BUSTKUNTLOL (19:38:50): my business with ur site is done

BUSTKUNTLOL (19:38:58): this will be posted all over 2+2

BUSTKUNTLOL (19:39:03): this is a joke

BUSTKUNTLOL (19:39:15): meant to be credible website

marc-host (19:39:15): i am sorry you feel that way

BUSTKUNTLOL (19:39:31): I make sure everyone knows about this

BUSTKUNTLOL (19:39:41): what was his punishment??>???

BUSTKUNTLOL (19:39:44): <<<<L>LKDN>EAHBFNLMK EH W Nbaf

BUSTKUNTLOL (19:40:05): FINE NOW I SIT, AND DISCONNECT EVERY HAND...WE CAN BE ON THE SAME TEAM

marc-host (19:40:07): sorry i cant disuss that with you

BUSTKUNTLOL (19:40:09): TEAM CHEAT VIKING POKER

BUSTKUNTLOL (19:40:18): WHY NOT???

BUSTKUNTLOL (19:40:25): HE CHEATS ME...DOESNT INVOLVE ME???

BUSTKUNTLOL (19:40:49): U GUYS RUN DOYLES ROOM TOO?

BUSTKUNTLOL (19:40:58): OR THIS JUST THE SKIN

marc-host (19:41:04): no but they are on the same network

BUSTKUNTLOL (19:41:18): so i take action there instead

BUSTKUNTLOL (19:41:23): u just killed BUSTKUNTLOL

BUSTKUNTLOL (19:41:40): credit my account with the 20, then i cash out

marc-host (19:41:43): ok thats another thing i need to change that name

BUSTKUNTLOL (19:41:49): fhargjmrsevlygnrl ngc.h

BUSTKUNTLOL (19:41:55): KUNT IS MY FIRST NAME

marc-host (19:42:08): its eugine

BUSTKUNTLOL (19:42:22): EUGENE WHAT

BUSTKUNTLOL (19:42:31): THE GREAT FIXED LIMIT SUPERSTAR

BUSTKUNTLOL (19:42:41): WHO TESTS OUT UR SITE BEFORE PLAYIN 150/300 GAME

BUSTKUNTLOL (19:42:48): very glad i did

marc-host (19:42:54): what would you like me to change it to?

BUSTKUNTLOL (19:43:04): how bout this

BUSTKUNTLOL (19:43:15): IGETCHEATEDBYVIKINGBET

marc-host (19:43:22): to long

BUSTKUNTLOL (19:43:41): THISSITESUCKS

BUSTKUNTLOL (19:43:49): THAT LEGIT

marc-host (19:44:10): ok can do that legit

BUSTKUNTLOL (19:44:20): NO

BUSTKUNTLOL (19:44:24): THISSITESUCKS

BUSTKUNTLOL (19:44:28): WAS THE NAME

BUSTKUNTLOL (19:44:32): I ASKED IF IT WAS LEGIT?

marc-host (19:44:41): sorry cant do that either

BUSTKUNTLOL (19:44:45): HOW BOUT CHEATEDKUNTLUL?

BUSTKUNTLOL (19:45:00): comon man

BUSTKUNTLOL (19:45:03): seriously

BUSTKUNTLOL (19:45:14): i gotta change my name, and i get cheated in same session?

BUSTKUNTLOL (19:45:21): BUSTKUNT SURE DOES RUN BAD

marc-host (19:45:29): what about igotcheated?

BUSTKUNTLOL (19:45:40): WHY THE QUESTION MARK

BUSTKUNTLOL (19:45:44): I DID GET [censored] CHEATED

BUSTKUNTLOL (19:45:57): WOWOWOOW

marc-host (19:46:10): ok i ll do that

BUSTKUNTLOL (19:46:11): I GET CHEATED AT UR WEBSITE, THEN U OFFER TO CHANGE MY NAME TO IGOTCHEATED?

BUSTKUNTLOL (19:46:22): are u just messing with me?

marc-host (19:46:32): no i just need a sensible name

BUSTKUNTLOL (19:46:39): let me talk to the poker manager's manager

marc-host (19:46:43): sure

(19:46:50): Host 'kay-host' joined chat.

kay-host (19:56:19): I can't do more than that because he could have folded anyway anything else is supposition

BUSTKUNTLOL (19:56:27): he calls both 100% of the time

BUSTKUNTLOL (19:56:33): U MOTHER [censored]

BUSTKUNTLOL (19:56:39): IS THIS A JOKE

kay-host (19:56:40): and I have made his call up for you

BUSTKUNTLOL (19:56:47): R U GUYS PLAYIN WITH ME

BUSTKUNTLOL (19:56:52): FOR FUN

kay-host (19:56:52): please don't call me a [censored]

kay-host (19:57:01): I am absolutely not

BUSTKUNTLOL (19:57:04): sorry

BY CHEATING?

BUSTKUNTLOL (19:58:50): HOLD ON...COPYING THE TEXT FOR 2+2

BUSTKUNTLOL (19:59:12): COULD U CONNECT ME TO DOYLE PLEASE

BUSTKUNTLOL (19:59:16): MR BRUNSON????

kay-host (19:59:39): no I can't you are playing with Viking bet

BUSTKUNTLOL (19:59:48): NOT ANYMORE SUCKA

BUSTKUNTLOL (19:59:12): COULD U CONNECT ME TO DOYLE PLEASE

BUSTKUNTLOL (19:59:16): MR BRUNSON????

kay-host (19:59:39): no I can't you are playing with Viking bet

BUSTKUNTLOL (19:59:48): NOT ANYMORE SUCKA

BUSTKUNTLOL (20:00:27): SERIOUSLY THOUGH

kay-host (20:00:27): Ok we are talking in circles I can assure you I will do everything to sort the issue out on your behalf

BUSTKUNTLOL (20:00:35): WHERES MY 20?

BUSTKUNTLOL (20:00:37): CHECK PLEASE

BUSTKUNTLOL (20:00:40): NO CASH

BUSTKUNTLOL (20:00:46): GSG MLNVTGNSDR FMNMV' ZS;LTNVSBHKY. ND.KLCGJ,MSVE,T

kay-host (20:00:53): ?

BUSTKUNTLOL (20:01:00): let to talk to ur manager

kay-host (20:01:05): I am the manager

BUSTKUNTLOL (20:01:23): really?

kay-host (20:01:31): I have made the decision I am sorry you don't like it

kay-host (20:01:36): Yes really

BUSTKUNTLOL (20:01:42): i am sorry u allow cheating

BUSTKUNTLOL (20:01:49): and PROTECT PLAYERS

BUSTKUNTLOL (20:02:05): HOPE THE NEXT KUNT THAT BUSTS IS YOU LOL

BUSTKUNTLOL (20:02:10): GOODBYE

kay-host (20:02:21): I am changing your name

BUSTKUNTLOL (20:02:27): TO WHAT

BUSTKUNTLOL (20:02:31): IGOTCHEATED?

kay-host (20:02:38): no

BUSTKUNTLOL (20:02:42): POKERMANAGERISMOTHER****INGCOCKSUCKER

kay-host (20:03:05): I think that may not be suitable

kay-host (20:03:11): I will change it to

BUSTKUNTLOL (20:03:14): IT WAS A JOKE

kay-host (20:03:14): mrpolite

BUSTKUNTLOL (20:03:22): I AM NOT POLITE

BUSTKUNTLOL (20:03:30): CALL ME SUPERJEWZ

kay-host (20:03:30): its ironic

BUSTKUNTLOL (20:03:35): IRONIC????

kay-host (20:03:41): the name

BUSTKUNTLOL (20:03:43): I GET CHEATED, U CHANGE MY NAME

BUSTKUNTLOL (20:03:46): IRONIC

BUSTKUNTLOL (20:03:49): ITS CALLED [censored] UP

BUSTKUNTLOL (20:03:53): ****EAERSJLKGDTVL/GKB

BUSTKUNTLOL (20:04:03): HOW BOUT BUSTKUNTLOL2

BUSTKUNTLOL (20:04:14): BUSTKUNTLOL3

BUSTKUNTLOL (20:04:21): BUSTKUNTLUL

kay-host (20:04:31): Ok Its done

BUSTKUNTLOL (20:04:37): WHAT IS IT

kay-host (20:04:37): superjewz

BUSTKUNTLOL (20:04:39): TY

kay-host (20:05:04): Thanks

BUSTKUNTLOL (20:05:10): DOES SUPERJEWZ HAVE 20$ IN HIS ACCOUNT FROM BEING RAPED BY TBS

kay-host (20:05:35): one moment

superjewz (20:05:44): CHANGE MY LOCATION PIZZA OVEN

kay-host (20:06:06): to what?

superjewz (20:06:13): PIZZAOVEN

superjewz (20:06:17): WHERE I WORK

superjewz (20:06:29): HOW IS MY NAME NOT OFFENSIVE/???

superjewz (20:06:34): JEWS AINT SUPER AT ANYTHING

ay-host (20:07:14): I don't find it offencive

kay-host (20:07:21): *offensive

superjewz (20:07:26): U KNOW WHAT I FIND OFFENSIVE

superjewz (20:07:29): [censored] CHEATS

superjewz (20:07:33): REAL [censored] OFFENSIVE

superjewz (20:07:56): WE R DONE

superjewz (20:08:07): I PUT U OUT OF UR PAIN

superjewz (20:08:15): I CHECK BACK FOR MY 20, THEN CASH OUT

superjewz (20:08:25): NOW MORE PROBLEMS FROM BUSTKUNTLOL

superjewz (20:08:28): THE LEGEND LIVES ON

superjewz (20:08:36): KUNT KUNT KUNT KUNT

kay-host (20:09:07): I'm not refunding anymore

superjewz (20:09:14): WHY

superjewz (20:09:26): NOW U GONNA CHEAT ME SOME MORE

superjewz (20:09:38): U CHANGE MY NAME TO SUPERJEWZ?????

superjewz (20:09:51): INSANE

superjewz (20:09:57): INSANE

superjewz (20:10:51): LET TALK TO REAL MANAGER

kay-host (20:11:01): I am the real manager

superjewz (20:11:05): NO WAY

superjewz (20:11:10): PROVE IT

superjewz (20:11:55): THAT GUY IS PLAYIN RIGHT NOW

superjewz (20:11:56): HUH

superjewz (20:11:57): NICE

superjewz (20:12:00): REAL [censored] NICE

superjewz (20:12:18): NICE SLAP ON THE WRIST WHILE BUSTKUNTLOL GETS [censored] OVER MY POKERMANAGERZZZZZ

kay-host (20:12:51): This is going no where leave me to deal with it

superjewz (20:13:07): WHAT CHOICE DO I HAVE HUH?

superjewz (20:13:17): [censored] REDNECK HIPPIE POKER SITE

kay-host (20:14:12): Ok this can't go on anymore

superjewz (20:14:28): wow

kay-host (20:14:41): I am closing the chat

superjewz (20:14:45): [censored] YOU

superjewz (20:16:15): WHERE IS MY 20

superjewz (20:16:15): 20

superjewz (20:16:15): 20

superjewz (20:16:15): 20

superjewz (20:16:16): 20

superjewz (20:16:17): 20

superjewz (20:16:18): 20

superjewz (20:16:35): MAKE IT 40,.,,AND I WILL NEVER TALK TO U AGAIN?

superjewz (20:16:37): DEAl?

kay-host (20:16:48): If you think this name is offencive and I am not realising I will change it again

superjewz (20:16:54): NO MORE ANNOYING BUSTKUNTLOL/SUPERJEWZ/URAMOTHER****ER

This is the best

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03-27-2016 , 12:36 AM

#105

Key Guy

grinder

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 405

I forgot how funny that Ziggy chat thread was.

Dealer: Ziigmund wins the pot ($51,999.50) with a full house, Jacks full of Nines

world1969: aren't you ashamed of yourself
Ziigmund: ?
world1969: for being so lucky
Ziigmund: im lucky cause u play poker

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03-27-2016 , 07:56 PM

#106

shipaments

newbie

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 42

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/54...tables-692222/

lol at this one too

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04-01-2016 , 09:02 AM

#107

MR McDonald

adept

Join Date: Feb 2015 Posts: 737

Quote:

Originally Posted by Miss_Lonely_hearts

Where is the one with Empire saying to Zig you always leave when it's his big blind. Zig then post bb and plays another hand. Empire raises and zig moves all in, empire folds and then Zig sits out. That's funny.

HAHAHAHA that's funny !

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04-02-2016 , 11:14 PM

#108

CleanoutKid

adept

Join Date: Feb 2015 Posts: 1,109

Quote:

Originally Posted by KB24

isildur1: too tired for 300/600, let's play 6 tbls of 500/1000

Isildurr never gave a **** in his entire life

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04-03-2016 , 08:30 AM

#109

Lego05

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 24,911

I can't believe that that is is actually occurring now. This is almost perfect:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4nKJYV3UKs

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04-04-2016 , 01:06 AM

#110

CleanoutKid

adept

Join Date: Feb 2015 Posts: 1,109

Phil Ivey: zigmund call me
Ziigmund: cant now
Ziigmund: girlfriend sleeping
Ziigmund: put msn
Ziigmund: sms i mean
Phil Ivey: lol be a man and wake her up and make her dial the
number
Ziigmund: i will

Ivey is a G

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04-04-2016 , 05:26 AM

#111

CleanoutKid

adept

Join Date: Feb 2015 Posts: 1,109

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04-05-2016 , 09:52 AM

#112

Bihzar

grinder

Join Date: Sep 2012 Posts: 658

is that some kind of sick thing to say in Finnish?
because that's some real random **** to say

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04-05-2016 , 10:39 AM

#113

mumpfmampf

old hand

Join Date: Apr 2011 Posts: 1,553

Quote:

Originally Posted by ultramasherguru

this one takes the cake as far as i'm concerned. urubu111 (coragyps111) goes busto (not for the first or last time) to durrrr by tilting off his roll at nosebleed plo back in '09. then this chat goes down. so many classic lines in there...

Coragyps111: ******ad
Coragyps111: die burning &&%
Coragyps111: F A G
System: Early Morning Happy Hour is running right now! Earn double Full Tilt Points by playing in any ring game, tournament, or sit & go!
Coragyps111: i wish i had more money[
durrrr: me2
Coragyps111: haha
Coragyps111: owned
durrrr: =)
durrrr: gg
Coragyps111: play on stars?
durrrr: couldnt help tht 1 sry
Coragyps111: idiot i don't want ur help
durrrr: sure im @ 1/2 ther
Coragyps111: i don't play 1;/2 tehre
Coragyps111: not alowed
Coragyps111: die burning
Coragyps111: why u keep sitting at ur pc w/ 50millions?
Coragyps111: travel man
Coragyps111: and die burning while traveling
durrrr: im in london yo!
durrrr: n nah
durrrr: ima live imo
Coragyps111: *** london
Coragyps111: damn it. ****** neteller
Coragyps111: i wish i could kill u
Coragyps111: and stole ur lambo
Coragyps111: i must want redeye00 mom
Coragyps111: award tour, ur life is boring lol

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