Pretty sure nobody knows what you are referring to.

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/54...e-chat-714312/

Found it. Brilliant.

I know you guys hate links, so here's a clip of it:

trenzen (Observer): you are out sure))
trenzen (Observer): the classic american that speak when the other play)))
XaQ Morphy (Observer): the classic ****** that loses chips so the others play )
trenzen (Observer): ahahaahh
trenzen (Observer): why you dont play?
trenzen (Observer): maybe your mother s.uck our d.ick ?))))
XaQ Morphy (Observer): I'm playing in this tournament you moron
trenzen (Observer): say lol
trenzen (Observer): you can play with the lego BASTARD MORON
XaQ Morphy (Observer): uhh, what?
trenzen (Observer): and say moron to your mother
trenzen (Observer): she is nice
trenzen (Observer): just for s.cuk the d.ick ))))
XaQ Morphy (Observer): she is?
trenzen (Observer): say lol bastard moron
trenzen (Observer): she is puta
trenzen (Observer): lol
trenzen (Observer): lol
trenzen (Observer): and you are a soon of puta))))
trenzen (Observer): lol
XaQ Morphy (Observer): and you are soon of ******
trenzen (Observer): who speak with you?
trenzen (Observer): who know you?
XaQ Morphy (Observer): me speaky speaky talka talka, you soona puta lego?
trenzen (Observer): who know you
XaQ Morphy (Observer): who you know
XaQ Morphy (Observer): word up gdog fo shizzle in da nizzle house
trenzen (Observer): i know just your mother
XaQ Morphy (Observer): word up dawg!
XaQ Morphy (Observer): soona puta!
trenzen (Observer): yes moron
trenzen (Observer): come here
XaQ Morphy (Observer): lego BASTARD MORON now the exit!

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LOL!! OMG, that is the funniest ***** I ever read!

wow, you guys have REALLY immature senses of humor. wtf?

What do you expect, a mature person considers a joke or funny moment to be decent, or mediocre. It's only the immature kids that are obsessed with ranking stuff as the greatest ever in history, top 10 most funny, etc. Just check youtube, it's full of kids presenting the first 10 mediocre things they could find as the top 10 greatest in history.

LOL'd at my desk. Too funny!!!

New to NVG eh?

interesting.

Dealer: Hand cancelled
totibani: TY
totibani: TY
totibani: TY
HERO: yw
totibani: HAVE A F GD NIHT MOTHER F
HERO: u2
Dealer: A new game will start in 15 seconds
HERO: have fun losing the money
HERO: oh, youre staying?
totibani: LOL
totibani: OK
totibani: WILLMAKEA DEAL
totibani: LETS PLAY FOR POKERPOINTS
totibani: ORE
totibani: LETHS MAKE A TEAM
totibani: YOU WANT
totibani: SERIOS
totibani: ?
HERO: a team?
totibani: YES
totibani: YOU AND ME
totibani: GO ON THE TEABLES
totibani: AND TAKE MANEY
totibani: THE F DO
totibani: ALL THE TIME
totibani: MAN
totibani: AND I CANT WIN ALL THE TIME
HERO: you mean we talk about our hands while we play?
totibani: YES
totibani: BUT ON TEABLE
totibani: WITH 6 PLAYERS
totibani: ON MASSENGER
totibani: ?
totibani: YES ORE NOT
totibani: YHEY DOALL THE F TIME
HERO: one moment please


Still does it for me Full of hidden gems.

this one takes the cake as far as i'm concerned. urubu111 (coragyps111) goes busto (not for the first or last time) to durrrr by tilting off his roll at nosebleed plo back in '09. then this chat goes down. so many classic lines in there...

Coragyps111: ******ad
Coragyps111: die burning &&%
Coragyps111: F A G
System: Early Morning Happy Hour is running right now! Earn double Full Tilt Points by playing in any ring game, tournament, or sit & go!
Coragyps111: i wish i had more money[
durrrr: me2
Coragyps111: haha
Coragyps111: owned
durrrr: =)
durrrr: gg
Coragyps111: play on stars?
durrrr: couldnt help tht 1 sry
Coragyps111: idiot i don't want ur help
durrrr: sure im @ 1/2 ther
Coragyps111: i don't play 1;/2 tehre
Coragyps111: not alowed
Coragyps111: die burning
Coragyps111: why u keep sitting at ur pc w/ 50millions?
Coragyps111: travel man
Coragyps111: and die burning while traveling
durrrr: im in london yo!
durrrr: n nah
durrrr: ima live imo
Coragyps111: *** london
Coragyps111: damn it. ****** neteller
Coragyps111: i wish i could kill u
Coragyps111: and stole ur lambo
Coragyps111: i must want redeye00 mom
Coragyps111: award tour, ur life is boring lol

this is pretty solid too. it was an aim chat related to a HS tourney, so not sure if it technically counts, but it's too good not to include imo. iftarri slowrolls stevesbets in a 25k HU tourney a few years back. stevesbets goes off on him in aim. iftarii's response is amazing imo (stevesbets rant is pretty good too)

percy44444444 is available (5:57:04 PM)
percy44444444 (5:56:54 PM): listen u *******
percy44444444 is available (5:57:04 PM)
percy44444444 (5:57:00 PM): if i ever meet u I will try to kill iu
percy44444444 (5:57:03 PM): i dont care if u kill me first
percy44444444 (5:57:09 PM): you deserve to be murdered and torutrued for that
percy44444444 (5:57:10 PM): i am serious
percy44444444 (5:58:13 PM): im coming to ma now
percy44444444 (5:58:17 PM): you deserve to be ****ing murdered
percy44444444 (5:58:27 PM): and everyone in your ****ing family deserves to get murdered you moron *******
percy44444444 (6:04:43 PM): yea you better ignore me **** face
percy44444444 (6:04:45 PM): i swear to god
percy44444444 (6:04:56 PM): i dont care if ur bigger or stronger than me, i iwll ****ing murder and torture u or die trying
percy44444444 (6:05:02 PM): ive never done a thing to u
percy44444444 (6:05:14 PM): you ****ing desreve to go to prisonand be gang rpaed you piece of ****
ME: (6:06:18 PM): whos this
percy44444444 (6:06:28 PM): go **** yourslef iftarri
percy44444444 (6:06:36 PM): i will come to massachusetts and ****ing kill you yhou scumbag peice of ****
percy44444444 (6:06:39 PM): ive never done ANYTHING to u
ME: (6:06:58 PM): steve?
percy44444444 (6:07:26 PM): what goes around comes around you ****ing piece of ****
percy44444444 (6:07:28 PM): you are ****ing dead

awesome

grunching:

to late axe in car

Dealer: Hand #7596355122
NHggWPstfuGFY: no i got 1/5 chance
Dealer: KingDan23 wins the pot (80)
Dealer: Hand #7596357905
NHggWPstfuGFY: so messed up
KingDan23: ill give you 1/3 your buyin back then if i win
Dealer: NHggWPstfuGFY shows [As Jh]
Dealer: KingDan23 shows [3d Qd]
NHggWPstfuGFY: deal
Dealer: NHggWPstfuGFY shows a pair of Aces
Dealer: KingDan23 shows a flush, Queen high
Dealer: KingDan23 wins the pot (2,520) with a flush, Queen high
Dealer: NHggWPstfuGFY finishes in 231st place
NHggWPstfuGFY (Observer): how much u shipping
NHggWPstfuGFY (Observer): u know how much that sucked
NHggWPstfuGFY (Observer): YO
NHggWPstfuGFY (Observer): u sending 175?
Dealer: fCkmEsIdEwAy has won a $200 pro bounty for
eliminating Rino Mathis
NHggWPstfuGFY (Observer): u just gonna ignore me after u said
ud refund me 1/3 buy in
KingDan23: ya i shipped u 200 pal
NHggWPstfuGFY (Observer): ty still sucks
NHggWPstfuGFY (Observer): U MOTHER FKCER
NHggWPstfuGFY (Observer): ********** CALL ME
Dealer: tiltingtoomuch has won a $200 pro bounty for eliminating
Eric Froehlich
NHggWPstfuGFY (Observer): I WANT TO ***** TALK TO U
NHggWPstfuGFY (Observer): U ***** CLASSESS PIECE OF
SH8T
NHggWPstfuGFY (Observer): HELLO?!?!
NHggWPstfuGFY (Observer): ANSWER ME U ***** SCUM
System: The $5,000 Guarantee ($69+$6 Hold'em) will be starting in 5 minutes.
NHggWPstfuGFY (Observer): HELLO
NHggWPstfuGFY (Observer): WHY R U IGNORING ME
NHggWPstfuGFY (Observer): HEY KINGFAGDAN
NHggWPstfuGFY (Observer): CALL ME
NHggWPstfuGFY (Observer): PLEASE ID LIKE TO TALK TO U
System: The $26 Token Frenzy ($1+$0 NL Hold'em (Turbo)) will be starting in 4 minutes.
NHggWPstfuGFY (Observer): ***** $500 TOURNEY WITH
115,000 FOR FIRST
NHggWPstfuGFY (Observer): AND U GOT NO CLASS
NHggWPstfuGFY (Observer): AND UVE WON SOMETHIN FOR
200K IVE SEEN ALREADY
NHggWPstfuGFY (Observer): THINK U WULD BE TOTALLY
DIFFERENT
NHggWPstfuGFY (Observer): TOTALLY FCKIGN DIFFERENT
NHggWPstfuGFY (Observer): ANSWER ME!
NHggWPstfuGFY (Observer): I HOPE UR ENTIRE ***** LIFE
GOES TO HELL AND UR ENTIRE FCKIGN FAMILY BURNS TO
***** DEATH OVER NIGHT
NHggWPstfuGFY (Observer): LET UR ****** FAMILY NAME
GET WHIPED OFF THE EARTH
NHggWPstfuGFY (Observer): SWEAR TO G0D
NHggWPstfuGFY (Observer): WORTHLESS COWARD
NHggWPstfuGFY (Observer): SO ***** CLASSY
NHggWPstfuGFY (Observer): REAL REAL REAL CLASSY
NHggWPstfuGFY (Observer): HOPE I SEE U ONE ***** DAY
IN LIFE
NHggWPstfuGFY (Observer): U ***** PATHETIC WASTE OF
LIFE
NHggWPstfuGFY (Observer): IF U HAVE A SACK DOWN
THERE FEEL FREE TO CALL ME
NHggWPstfuGFY (Observer): ***
NHggWPstfuGFY (Observer): ***
NHggWPstfuGFY (Observer): ****
NHggWPstfuGFY (Observer): JUST GNA IGNORE ME?
NHggWPstfuGFY (Observer): r u just going to ignore me
NHggWPstfuGFY (Observer): lol
NHggWPstfuGFY (Observer): kingdan
NHggWPstfuGFY (Observer): i ment every mother ****** word i
said to u
NHggWPstfuGFY (Observer): about ur entire family
NHggWPstfuGFY (Observer): cuz the ***** people who gave birth
to u
NHggWPstfuGFY (Observer): id imagine are the same as u
Dealer: EMSBas has won a $200 pro bounty for eliminating
Thomas Wahlroos
NHggWPstfuGFY (Observer): and if they arent u just scared ur
entire ***** familys name
NHggWPstfuGFY (Observer): cuz u r so classy
NHggWPstfuGFY (Observer): real classy
NHggWPstfuGFY (Observer): ur parents wuld b proud of u
NHggWPstfuGFY (Observer): hope u die today
NHggWPstfuGFY (Observer): swear on my life i mean it
NHggWPstfuGFY (Observer): HOPE U ****** DIE
NHggWPstfuGFY (Observer): i hope i see ur ****** parents one
day
NHggWPstfuGFY (Observer): cuz i want to ***** kill them by
steppin on them face
NHggWPstfuGFY (Observer): over
NHggWPstfuGFY (Observer): and over
NHggWPstfuGFY (Observer): then im gna find u
NHggWPstfuGFY (Observer): and dont even kno wat id do to u
NHggWPstfuGFY (Observer): probably put u in a ***** pool
NHggWPstfuGFY (Observer): and drown u slowly
NHggWPstfuGFY (Observer): everytim eu r about to die from
drowning
NHggWPstfuGFY (Observer): id pull u back out
NHggWPstfuGFY (Observer): and just keep doing it
NHggWPstfuGFY (Observer): cuz thats a classy way to go
NHggWPstfuGFY (Observer): U ****** PIECE OF SH8T
NHggWPstfuGFY (Observer): **********
NHggWPstfuGFY (Observer): CALL ME
NHggWPstfuGFY (Observer): GROW SOME ***** BALLS
NHggWPstfuGFY (Observer): AND CALL
Dealer: biggjohnny has won a $200 pro bounty for eliminating
David Chiu
System: The Daily Double - A ($10+$2 NL Hold'em) will be starting in 6 minutes. Be sure to play in both Doubles for your shot at the jackpot!
System: The Daily Double - B ($10+$2 NL Hold'em) will be starting in 6 minutes. Be sure to play in both Doubles for your shot at the jackpot!
NHggWPstfuGFY (Observer): lololol
NHggWPstfuGFY (Observer): honest to g0d dan
NHggWPstfuGFY (Observer): hope u burn alive someday
NHggWPstfuGFY (Observer): hope u have the most painful death
EVER
NHggWPstfuGFY (Observer): EVER
NHggWPstfuGFY (Observer): hope fire ants eat u
NHggWPstfuGFY (Observer): eat u to the point where u just
slowly bleed to death
NHggWPstfuGFY (Observer): and u are not found for days
NHggWPstfuGFY (Observer): and then wen u r found its to late to
save u
NHggWPstfuGFY (Observer): but NONE of ur family members
care about u enough to see u in the hospital
NHggWPstfuGFY (Observer): and u r ******ed at this point
NHggWPstfuGFY (Observer): so someone has tos ign the
release to kill u naturally pulling the plug
NHggWPstfuGFY (Observer): and u just sit there
NHggWPstfuGFY (Observer): for years
NHggWPstfuGFY (Observer): just sit there
NHggWPstfuGFY (Observer): and suffer
NHggWPstfuGFY (Observer): class act kingdan23
NHggWPstfuGFY (Observer): CLASS MOTHER ****** ACT
System: The $4,000 Guarantee ($24+$2 PL Omaha Hi) will be starting in 5 minutes.

This is absolutely funniest chat in history of mankind, not only poker
I almost choked myself laughing!
Morphy you are one crazy soon da puta calzzone di merda!

odd no mention of jopke here with helmuth..only one poster but no post of it.
was on UB

Trupp Kings was pretty epic, well maybe not the chat but def the thread that came from it

great chats are
take manies > 'that is my child' > hoss v hellmuth > trup QQ

Somebody mentioned "one two teddy." If anyone cares, I am the originator of that term. I was on a heater and feeling a bit cocky.

It comes from a Sonic Youth song, from the bonus track off their Sister album. It is silly rap with J. Masic playing guitar. The song starts with Thurston Moore snarling out "one two one two one two teddy, I know every nook and cranny in New York City."

Maybe one person cares

Sonic Youth is great, seen them 7 times!

one from the past

Ok so I was playing some guy at a 6 seater. Was a cash game $1/$2 no limit texassssss hold emmmmm. guy was playing so slow

yurmomkunt: You know what bud Im gonna take you down

yurmomkunt: listen you little azz pirate pillow biter stop goofing off and play

yurmomkunt: ignorant little bastard

englishno: sorry?

yurmomkunt: why are you stalling and slowing the game down f.ag?

englishno: feg? me? say it to me

yurmomkunt: what..I did you cum guzzler

englishno: say more please

yurmomkunt: ok...just speed it up

englishno: I play slow like *** mom

yurmomkunt: uhhh u f*** ur mom???? nice..

englishno: wattt??? I dont do.y say that

yurmomkunt: ok man shut it cause i dont even know what ur saying

englishno: bomb

yurmomkunt: huh?

englishno: ur house twin tower. godbye to children tonight

yurmomkunt: wtf.....

yurmomkunt: wait...haha u gonna blow my house up like the twin tower?

englishno: us tupid? course I mean.

englishno: stupid merican I AM HITLER HEIL

yurmomkunt: all I said was for you to speed it up so f*** man stop being a p ussy

yurmomkunt: f**** sake

allintoday: LMAO

gilly93: lol you guys are fkd

allintoday: lol@bomb

englishno: keep up

englishno: I break bank

yurmomkunt: you did...moron shut up before I elbow drop your eyes out

englishno: rite goodbye letter to fe,mily

yurmomkunt: lol idiot

allintoday: LOL

englishno: was 911 funy hapen to urs tonight cucksocker

yurmomkunt: hey what place did you finish in the spelling "B"

yurmomkunt: a ss f***er

englishno: no need to spell when i have bombs for u tonight

englishno: i am tired of u mouth

yurmomkunt: I am tired of your awful spelling you stupid idiot

yurmomkunt: push the fold button dumb a**

englishno: so sory i am bulding bomb. busy day now

yurmomkunt: right your gonna bomb me I forgot

englishno: LISTON DEATH IS FOR YOU I BEAT YOUR WIFE OK

englishno: sorry rudeness

yurmomkunt: lol u better be pussssssssssssssy

englishno: bak to building i go son of bytch

englishno: not so funy when i put bomb and haha at u run with zero legs no arms ...i try to high five u ok?

yurmomkunt: hahaha

englishno: may be aftir you help me rebild house. o no i forget u have no arm haha...GOODBYE YURMOMKUNT

englishno: c u in casineo trying to play poker with zero arms maybe i bytch slap you MOUTH

yurmomkunt: lol least youre funny

englishno: yes funny funny as you when u see wife fly by you with bomb in her ass

yurmomkunt: lol...........seriously you piece of dirt speed it up

englishno: maybe when im done fating you



he just went on to stall than left after awhile leaving this

englishno: BOOOOOOM omg nice house flying in air

not that funny but thought it would be a good read for you peeps

BEAT: he actually tilted me playing so slow I lost $350. First losing session in months





LO and behold I sit at a table and play a few hands before scanning the table and seeing englishno! Just as I was going to say hello I see this in the chat area


englishno: MOTHER FUKER IT IS YOU

englishno: son of bytch it all be over soon

englishno: HEIL HITLER basterd

yurmomkunt: weeeeeee I thought Id never see you again sheep ****er

englishno: sheep what! you do not say! ever again! sheep are prizeless

yurmomkunt: priceless? I see your spelling is just as good as last time

englishno: ok ok ok ok I spoke to boss and he mak the amazing bomb

englishno: pik up phone say godbye yes

yurmomkunt: I havent been blown up yet when is it coming........

englishno: you see gerbage man today he is friend watching you

englishno: you open lid GOOODBYE YURMOMKUNT

yurmomkunt: lol rightttttt so u still suckin off guys for a br

englishno: sey it again do it

englishno: do it say to me that

yurmomkunt: lol you are amazing

englishno: amazing like firwork in house late

englishno: i do not like u

englishno: you are mouth i do not like

yurmomkunt: im so hurt mybe instead of typing you can play faster

yurmomkunt: why stall like you do its absolutley ******ed

samssssil: true that speed it up taliban dude

englishno: u say that to me you ar incloded in bomb now

englishno: taliban u stop that

yurmomkunt: lololol hows the camel riding

englishno: i ride mom

yurmomkunt: again with saying u have sex with your mom

englishno: scuse me i do not say ever IDIOT

englishno: YUR MOM

yurmomkunt: youre a pretty angry dude

englishno: cause assface like u meke me but ok u pey four it

yurmomkunt: pretty scary

rezzzident: omg lmfao this guy is nuts

rezzzident: lmao funny as hell

carolann: sounds like an angry russian helmuth

yurmomkunt: hahahahaha

englishno: *** helmuth i spit on him and slap HE IS MOUTH more

englishno: so ugly

rezzzident: LOL

yurmomkunt: lol

englishno: my femily tell helmuth to get bak in race car and drive away

englishno: utimate basterd ya

carolann: lol

yurmomkunt: why do u keep requesting time scum ball

englishno: o to see u with zero arm will be dream

englishno: cry to yur mommy

yurmomkunt: lol get a grip camel humper

englishno: cal GOD and say c u soon

englishno: BYE FOUR NOW FUTORE DEAD

yurmomkunt: nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

carolann: wow amazing

yurmomkunt: lol


He left and hasnt come back yet.

ziigmund basically wins 1, 2, 3. used to find the spoonce funny but not so much anymore.

Nice brag, I've listened to that track plenty of times but yet I couldn't connect it with the chat.

I love the Two Plus Two pokercast. I was amazed when I was listening one day and heard them talking about my rant and having a one two teddy contest. I contacted them, but they didn't seem to care.

My buddy says that the Sonic Youth track actually says one two "titty", but to me, "teddy" always worked better.

The pokercast guys seem to like cool music, although they are a bit too flavor of the month British fanboy for me. Listening to the pokercast is like being exposed to every Jesus and Mary Chain ripoff around. Thought they might appreciate the Sonic Youth influence though.