Will poker monkey Souther explains his side of recent barring from Hammond circuit event - Poker News

Apparently Will got escorted out of here by 5 security guards/police for incorrect comments to a dealer. His side of the story appears here.

Cliffs: They say he offered an attractive female dealer $1000 for sex. He says it was a misunderstanding.

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Last edited by doublejoker; 10-17-2012 at 09:19 PM.

10-17-2012 , 09:06 PM

mjcace

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link no good 4 me

*fixed, yeah need some cliffs

2nd edit: lol good start

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It has happened again.

I know how much several of you have been waiting for this post. Some...are the rubber-neckers who slow down at accident scenes. Then you have your 2+2 Forum Dorks...who love to propagate scandal. Some, shockingly, actually care...and support my efforts. To those of you, I sincerely apologize for keeping you in suspense all afternoon and evening. I have what I think is a good excuse: Sensory overload.

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10-17-2012 , 09:14 PM

Vas Legas

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Works fine for me, tldr though, cliffs?

10-17-2012 , 09:16 PM

doublejoker

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Originally Posted by mjcace

link no good 4 me

It should work.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vas Legas

Works fine for me, tldr though, cliffs?

They say he offered an attractive female dealer $1000 for sex. He says it was a misunderstanding.

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10-17-2012 , 09:41 PM

AdamSchwartz

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Just read his blog about it and:

[x] deserves it for general doucheness

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It was a "See! **** with me, and I will **** with you!" look that she was giving me. Only....I WASN'T ******* WITH HER!!!! You stupid Eastern European b*tch!!!! How bout learning our language before you go running off to security and getting us thrown out of our workplace you damn skank!

[x] want the 10 mins of my life back

Well, maybe deserves it is a bit harsh. If it happened like he says then ya he should be unbanned or whatever but if this blog entry is any indication of the guy (never really heard of him before) then it hard to feel any sympathy for his plight.

10-17-2012 , 09:44 PM

vcehorosho

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finally this guy gets some love!

10-17-2012 , 09:49 PM

Gin 'n Tonic

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Why use 100 words to whine when 1000 will do?

Too long, didn't care.

10-17-2012 , 09:49 PM

Blunderbuss

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I don't know if this is something that one of my friends can approach this girl about...tell her how she totally misinterpreted what I said, completely, and ask her to go back to security, and apologize for the misunderstanding, and ask that I be allowed to return.

She probably sees you are actually a nice guy and will go to bat for you...

Wait, you post this on your blog.

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Euro skank runs into their office crying wolf?

10-17-2012 , 09:50 PM

sba9630

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I heard a rumor that the dealer/sex story was bs, and the cops actually took Souther into custody (briefly) because they thought Ernie Scherer had escaped from prison:

10-17-2012 , 09:56 PM

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NickStam

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waste of time , don't read,

10-17-2012 , 10:04 PM

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doublejoker

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One of his defenders is at my table. She says the conversation went something like this.

He had just won a single table and says to the dealer can you escort me to get my $1000?

Sounds like a stretch, but I guess that's possible.

10-17-2012 , 10:14 PM

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Originally Posted by doublejoker

One of his defenders is at my table. She says the conversation went something like this.

He had just won a single table and says to the dealer can you escort me to get my $1000?

Sounds like a stretch, but I guess that's possible.

really? you think its more likely he asked her to "be an escort for 1K" rather then "pls escort me to get my 1K"?

i mean who's going to pay 1K to bone a dealer? now thats a stretch.

10-17-2012 , 10:18 PM

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coolnout

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pics of dealer?

10-17-2012 , 10:27 PM

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She probably would have snap accepted for $2K, she ratted bc he lowballed her obv.

10-17-2012 , 10:31 PM

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kingSLO68

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Pics of Belarus dealer or LOCK it up, IMO.

10-17-2012 , 10:45 PM

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Guess who just got kicked out the Horseshoe Casino due to a language barrier!?? Yep, your's truly. In a sense, I feel better...because I have FINALLY solved the mystery. A also feel better, because now I don't think anyone was trying to set me up or frame me or anything. Nor do I have to worry about my wife thinking I'm up in Chicago propositioning women for $1000.

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Yep...that guy! So...true to my word, I semi-jokingly chased him off when he approached me, taking the card from him. He knew I was joking with him...and asked if I knew where to go? Yes...I knew where to go. So as I was walking past the stage, and the other dealers who were lined up there...which consisted of 6 female dealers and 2 guys...I make this comment: (or something very close to this, this much I remember for certain!)

Gosh...they have all of you lined up to take us back to get paid out and I get the guy who murdered me yesterday! What a bad beat that is! I would have been happy to walk back with ANY of you instead! How about you!?? (gesturing to the girl from Belarus)...care to escort me back to get my $1000? She responded by giving me a nasty look. Well, okay...I will take that as a no! Sorry! And immediately I wondered why she had taken that so badly. Because up to that point, I hadn't even known her. Hadn't had her deal to me before. Wasn't even sure she was a dealer.

hmm, if a whole different scenario actually happened then I think somebody would have witnessed it and will post at some point and call bs on this. If this actually happened, it seems there a ok chance he is telling the truth and did get wrongly booted.

Last edited by mjcace; 10-17-2012 at 10:50 PM. Reason: still wondering why i read 80% of the blog post

10-17-2012 , 10:49 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Turb0Licious

She probably would have snap accepted for $2K, she ratted bc he lowballed her obv.

Winner. Also, pics or gtfo

10-17-2012 , 10:53 PM

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GrimeRat420

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Theres a dealer from belarus that is def hot that deals at borgata and was also dealing at my wsop main event table, her name is yana iirc. Belarus is a pretty small country so there proly arent too many dealers from there, could easily not be her tho

10-17-2012 , 11:22 PM

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Originally Posted by NickStam

waste of time , don't read,

Should've listened, should've listened.

Even though he says he's innocent he doesn't help his case by rambling on and on just like every pathological liar I've ever known.

People want pictures of the dealer but I want pics of the cops conspiring in the donut shop.

10-17-2012 , 11:32 PM

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Originally Posted by riverboatking

really? you think its more likely he asked her to "be an escort for 1K" rather then "pls escort me to get my 1K"?

i mean who's going to pay 1K to bone a dealer? now thats a stretch.

good one

question: why with so many Americans out of work do we have to hire foreign poker dealers? Those are good jobs wtf?

10-17-2012 , 11:45 PM

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CBorders

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i think we're gonna need cliffs

10-18-2012 , 12:02 AM

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Originally Posted by GrimeRat420

It is her. She and her BF Claude (they are both really good dealers too, like top 5 at any casino) are working the Hammond event. 100% she has no language barrier with english and we've chatted about stuff a bunch of times and she's really nice.

Also she is really attractive

10-18-2012 , 12:03 AM

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LancyHoward

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Originally Posted by Deuces McKracken

good one

question: why with so many Americans out of work do we have to hire foreign poker dealers? Those are good jobs wtf?

They should always hire the "best available" dealers at the time.

10-18-2012 , 12:08 AM

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snowmen8883

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This girl was wearing skinny jeans and 6 inch heals. She was quite snobby and I could definitely see a language barrier and her using her looks ( to her advantage) to revenge some sarcasm. I just don't think it's even close that he would prop her 1k to play hide the salami....

10-18-2012 , 12:08 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by CBorders

i think we're gonna need cliffs

literally this post sums up the whole thing

Quote:

Originally Posted by doublejoker

They say he offered an attractive female dealer $1000 for sex. He says it was a misunderstanding.

Either you think he proposed it to her, or you didn't. I don't know him, but if a guy can write a 50 page essay about how he didn't do this, its kind of incriminating to me. But I'm just part of the 2p2 hate machine...

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