Oh no you didn't!

SPOILER! Alan busts out from WSOP 2010 ME:



(My first MSPaint for 2+2, LOL)

Cyril Boston

Best line in the thread so far. Genius.

Can someone do a photoshop of Cyril holding up Alien Chowderhead cat in a cat show with a 1st prize ribbon ?

OMG

He's actually playing on Pluto!

The table.

lol

He must like the attention 2+2 gives him. He has to know what playing on Pluto means!

Awesome

Lederer exiled him to the outer planets ?

Let me know when he gets to Earth.

Pluto is no longer a planet. But it still is one of AB's favorite vacation spots.

Welcome aboard Captain.

LOL

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15-Aug-2009 14:11:16 if you see Allen Boston's avatar..you'll understand
15-Aug-2009 14:08:40 my avatar is an astronaut because I was playing in a room with Alien Boston
14-Aug-2009 15:47:01 THE ONE NOT OF THIS EARTH
14-Aug-2009 15:46:52 RIP ALAN BOSTON

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Quite a first poast.

definitely one of the better first 2p2 posts

You are not gonna be on MicroBob's Christmas card list...

Some nuggets from last night/early morning (when he was on Pluto).

Enjoy!

zenmaster0: sorry about the crack about you earlier.
zenmaster0: was just making fun
Alan Boston: did not even notice
zenmaster0: cool
Alan Boston: if you did, i forgot
ThisIsNeverMind (Observer): alan is getting pretty mature for his age
Alan Boston: i get %&%! on so much im almost immune to it

zenmaster0: allan, is it true that you used to play with stu ungar?
DietDrPumppeR: alan- how old r ya- if ya don't mind me asking
deadmunee (Observer): Play as in do naughty things?
zenmaster0: as in hustle the felt
Alan Boston: actually stuey and i were friend, we talked alot got high alot had dinner alot, even a drink on occasion. My mother loved him and we always visited stuey at his home where noone was allowed to see stuey. I never played poker with him. It is hard for me to
Alan Boston: continue
Alan Boston: I am 51 at the end of the month
zenmaster0: all food allan
Alan Boston: food?
DietDrPumppeR: Good
zenmaster0: lol sorry typo
deadmunee (Observer): I would like to know his fave foods
DietDrPumppeR: good food
zenmaster0: i am hungry though
zenmaster0: going to eat after this hand
Alan Boston: just dinner with stuey and I yes
deadmunee (Observer): Alan's fave foods?
Alan Boston: dessert came laer Dealer: Alan Boston has 15 seconds left to act
Alan Boston: HUH?

TriggaLos: You see the Broncos game tonight?
Alan Boston: no sir but i had plus 3. I Hope i got lucky

kneegrowplzzzz: alan:weapon of choice... tacos or burritos
Alan Boston: niether
kneegrowplzzzz: wow, fail
Alan Boston: lactose intolerant
Alan Boston: cnt have cheese
deadmunee (Observer): Ah..... interesting
kneegrowplzzzz: that is fail man


Jackz Suck: alllllllllan lol
Alan Boston: mis click
Dealer: Alan Boston wins the pot ($1.25)
TriggaLos: lol
Jackz Suck: seriously
Alan Boston: so stoned i hit the wrong button
Alan Boston: im serious
Jackz Suck: wow jj
DietDrPumppeR: any1 here in NC?
Alan Boston: you were lucky not tocall
kneegrowplzzzz: haha
Alan Boston: had ak hearts
Jackz Suck: didnt seem like u to go all in pre
Alan Boston: told ya mis click
Dealer: xMitchell has 15 seconds left to act
Jackz Suck: thats why i hesitated
Alan Boston: so stoned hit the wrong button
Jackz Suck: i hear ya
Alan Boston: the truth
Alan Boston: master kush punch
Dealer: Alan Boston wins the pot ($3.80)
Jackz Suck: must have good bud out west lol
Alan Boston: amazng !%#& from la medicinal store
Jackz Suck: here in NY dry as a bone


Jackz Suck: hey alan what was the normal limit stud you used to play
Dealer: xMitchell wins the pot ($1.90)
Alan Boston: started in 1983 at 30-60 at the nuggett
Alan Boston: eventually it was 75-150 at mirage
Alan Boston: 150-300 also
Alan Boston: now, nothing
Jackz Suck: wow
kneegrowplzzzz: man your small blind is my monthly food allowance lmao
Jackz Suck: y not
Alan Boston: not anymore
Alan Boston: no gmaes
Alan Boston: could not afford it anyway
Dealer: Jackz Suck wins the pot ($12.15)
Alan Boston: would love to play real stud again
Jackz Suck: lol i heard ur house is sick
Alan Boston: cmon over with wtf
Jackz Suck: i know gotta catch a plane
Dealer: Alan Boston wins the pot ($13.55)
Jackz Suck: need a lil bigger bank roll than i take to AC for vegas lol
Alan Boston: just get out here
Alan Boston: 1-3 at the wynn
Jackz Suck: i play 2
Dealer: elkiddo wins the pot ($5.95)
Alan Boston: 1-2 with straddle at hard rock is even better
Alan Boston: trust me
Jackz Suck: i play 2-5 at taj
Alan Boston: best game in town and no one knows
Jackz Suck: yeah? we come out we go play?
Jackz Suck: looks like october
Alan Boston: you will play 1-2 at hard rock
Alan Boston: and love it
Alan Boston: we will have dinner and play
Alan Boston: bbq here
Dealer: xMitchell wins the pot ($4.55)
Alan Boston: then we will go play
Alan Boston: ill get extra for wtf
Jackz Suck: cool save a pinch of the master kush ehh
Alan Boston: i can hvae it deliverd in 10 minutes
Jackz Suck: he gave me some baseball plays yest lol
Alan Boston: it is the sickes
Alan Boston: i must have had the same ones
Alan Boston: didnt win a bet
Jackz Suck: ive been on a skid myself
Alan Boston: i look forward to meeting you
Alan Boston: it will be cool
Jackz Suck: he went seattle tonight yanks are too hott
RiverRookie1: lmao
Alan Boston: i liked them too


Alan Boston: 66 right/
Dealer: Jackz Suck shows a full house, Sixes full of Tens
Jackz Suck: yup
Dealer: Jackz Suck wins the pot ($38) with a full house, Sixes full of Tens
Jackz Suck: negranue
Alan Boston: i wanted to fold
DietDrPumppeR: vnh
Jackz Suck: ty
Alan Boston: i am better than negreanu at reading hands
Alan Boston: i am a stud player
Alan Boston: he is on edited tv
Alan Boston: often
Jackz Suck: u da man
Alan Boston: i really did want to fold
Jackz Suck: wanted to fold but wanted to see
Jackz Suck: i hear ya
Alan Boston: i had a &@$@ing 10
Alan Boston: hard to give up


justcallme (Observer): alan how are you?
justcallme (Observer): how is PLuto?


TriggaLos: I'm in NY Alan, so if you ever want to go to AC or turning stone, let me kow
Stay_Onee (Observer): Alan is ugly
Stay_Onee (Observer): jesus
Alan Boston: ty TRIGGA


Jackz Suck: so ur in pa
Alan Boston: stayed with my girl there every summer i dated her

Jackz Suck: lol
Alan Boston: had screwdrivers for bfst




btw.... Alan peaked at $288, and he had $266 when I left. Not bad for .25/.50 (deep).

When his av is happy, he looks like a heaven's gate cult member.

only one spaceman except me, i'm disappointed

What have we learned so far about AB ?

[x] has nicely appointed houses in Vegas & Maine
[ ] has nice income

[x] likes to bet on sports
[ ] able to win money betting on sports

[x] works out 5 days/week w/ personal trainer
[ ] throws punk internet kids through walls

[x] Stuey's drug buddy
[ ] gave up drugs a decade ago

[x] alien life form
[ ] here to save planet Earth from itself

[x] lactose intolerant
[ ] avatar abuser tolerant

[x] used to play high-limit stud
[x] still plays while high

[ ] reads better than Negreanu
[ ] reads observer chat

this guy's soul is being tortured, funny as *** though.

Wonderful ambassador for FTP imo

Understand now the dead cattle found that some believed have connection to visiting aliens. Seems that aliens are lactose intolerant and thus hate cows. Now, what about crop circles?

As far as im concerned anyone making fun of him is pathetic and immature, no matter how he reacts to the harassment.

Half the fun of playing poker is bustin' your friends balls. If you can't joke around with the guys you should go find something else to do like shopping for antiques or pedicures.

...so which star system are you from?