Alan blows up about his avatar again--acting like a 13 year old. Imo, this type of behavior makes FTP look really bad, and makes Alan look like a bitter old man.

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Alan Boston: lol who is going to lose their chat privilages if they dont shut up
BowChikiWow (Observer): hostility
rBobbinao (Observer): xD
Alan Boston: you started
BowChikiWow (Observer): i guess u did not come in peace
Dealer: DSB4U wins the pot (300)
Dealer: Hand #13923407396
Alan Boston: exactly
DSB4U: gld
Alan Boston: now do you want to start again
BowChikiWow (Observer): nah ima chill
BowChikiWow (Observer): i hope u do too
Alan Boston: you can tell your buddies at 2 plus 2 that i am relevant here, and that they had better be nicer
Alan Boston: i am
Alan Boston: totally chill
Alan Boston: ALL THE TIME
hornets5 (Observer): sup alan!
Alan Boston: not much hornets
Alan Boston: just playing a tourney
hornets5 (Observer): early double up?
Alan Boston: yah sb bb
Stay_Onee (Observer): HEY ALIEN HEAD
Alan Boston: here is the deal stay one
Alan Boston: one more negative comment and you will not say another thing on this site
Alan Boston: your choice
marthas teeth (Observer): alan ignore them douchebags just remember ur cute
Alan Boston: the avatar is a bit ridiculous
rBobbinao (Observer): hi alan
Alan Boston: but people abusing others is not what this is about
marthas teeth (Observer): ur right
Alan Boston: hey rbobb
marthas teeth (Observer): its about the game
Alan Boston: i thought it was about having fun
Alan Boston: and possibly learning
Alan Boston: these fkers who dont know me, should figure out that hey this guy is an old ugy in red, he must know something to have been hired as a pro
Alan Boston: guy
Alan Boston: i am fun to play with usually
Michael1860 (Observer): play the mec in salzburg at 12 september
Dealer: Alan Boston has 15 seconds left to act
Alan Boston: would love too, but financially not in shape to travel to europe to play poker
Michael1860 (Observer): play the mec in salzburg at 12 september
Dealer: Alan Boston has 15 seconds left to act
Alan Boston: would love too, but financially not in shape to travel to europe to play poker
SweetEvilOne (Observer): oh he is old and looks bad , dont get hooked on him
Alan Boston: i dont look bad for my age, that is for sure
Not Turkdaddy (Observer): HEY ALIEN HEAD
Alan Boston: infatuated with me
Alan Boston: hey not, one more comment and you wont have chat
Stay_Onee (Observer): Alan how much money did you make for starring in E.T

Wouldn't it be easier/smarter for FTP just to give him a regular avatar so he stops being a dickhead to their customers about the fact that he looks like a ****ing alien in his avatar?

That’s just not even poker, imo

In all honesty the avatar really does look like him.

cliffnotes: just read last line.

how can he be so dense to not realize how poorly he handles these situations every time

Guy looks like a freak and seems like a complete douchebag. I dont know who he is though.

FTP is probably just going to fire him for threatening to ban ppl chat every day. He is worth essentially nothing marketing wise.

does he shave his eyebrows?

Ok so i called Alan an alien and got an instant chatban. I emailed ftp later simply asking for my chat to be reinstated. I got this reply:

Hello the_snail03,

Thank you for contacting Full Tilt Poker Support.

We understand your desire to have your chat privileges reinstated. Unfortunately, your prior chat violated our site chat rules and will not be reinstated until 19th Aug 2009.

We hope you understand that we take chat violations very seriously, especially when they involve one of our pros. Because of their high profiles on our site, our pros can be prime targets for harassment and abusive chat. For this reason, abusive chat at a pro table is often brought to our attention while other instances may not be. Above all, we want every player on our site, including our pros, to play without feeling harassed or threatened at the tables.

Please email us after your suspension period is over, and we will reinstate your chat privileges at that time.

Thank you for your cooperation.

Regards,

Aishun
Full Tilt Poker Support


I then received this email a few hours later:

Hello the_snail03,

This is regarding your chat.

Although we originally disabled your chat privileges for 1 month, we have decided to reinstate your chat.

Please be advised that if you continue to participate in this kind of behavior, your chat will be removed indefinitely.

We appreciate your understanding.

Regards,

Moa
Full Tilt Poker Support


Alien Boston

wsop_caddy (Observer): Hey, Alan
Alan Boston: yes wsop
wsop_caddy (Observer): Can i ask you question?
Alan Boston: only if it is not mean spirited
wsop_caddy (Observer): Is you kid as Ugly as you.
Alan Boston: say goodbye to youf chat
wsop_caddy (Observer): What?
wsop_caddy (Observer): You look like MR clean

Alan Boston: i have sent off a copy. I have no authority to ban chat
Xaston (Observer): Hey alan how come when people talk about how ugly your avatar is, you show them how ugly your personality is by being a &%!!?
Alan Boston: they will probably ban him for a bit
Alan Boston: because it adds nothing to the web site
Alan Boston: it is mean spirited
Alan Boston: which i am not
Alan Boston: nor do i deserve your %#&&
Alan Boston: so see ya later
hornets5 (Observer): for real
Xaston (Observer): Banning peoples chat for playfully talking about your avatar is more mean spirited than their jokes
andyslayer (Observer): i find it funny how people talk so much but if there ever saw alan they would shrivil up he would kick there butts
hornets5 (Observer): he talked about his kid you dumbass
Xaston (Observer): and is a gross abuse of your red pro status, especially when you're essentially a marketing nobody

LOL

he must feel so powerful to ban peoples chat

Is his kid John Lock or something?

someone should tell him the internet is not serious business

also, people only do this cause it annoys him so much

fyp mr boston

lolol

http://pokerdb.thehendonmob.com/player.php?a=r&n=4740

why is a ftp pro?

Did anyone watch this guy on Poker after Dark? He looked like he had been up for 6 days on a cocaine binge.

At least respect the Donnie Darko wallpaper, people.

jiroz (Observer): alan boston can i ask you a question
Alan Boston: if it concerns avatar no
jiroz (Observer): lol no it just concerns your relationship to john locke
jiroz (Observer): hes your brother no?
Alan Boston: who?
Alan Boston: i have a sister
Alan Boston: not a brother
Alan Boston: and she teaches special ed
jiroz (Observer): oh nvm

jiroz (Observer): boston you been getting harrased by 2+2ers ?
Alan Boston: yes but they are running out of chats
Alan Boston: fk them
jiroz (Observer): lol
lind25 (Observer): fk?
Dealer: DSB4U wins the pot (160)
Dealer: Hand #13925283206
Alan Boston: yes fk
Alan Boston: them