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Old 03-31-2012, 02:12 PM   #76
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whats up with this community

why does every post have a bunch of *******s replying just talking mad shiit? instead of intelligent conversation its always full of retarded pictures, and dumb responses involving abbreviations... seriously why do you all seek to tear each other down? are you social skills really that deficient?
watch i can predict some replies

.. "in before mod"
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... good post[ ]
op is idiot [x]
.. oh yeah theres always some idiot asking for a ban
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Old 03-31-2012, 02:15 PM   #77
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Re: whats up with this community

You're right.

Welcome to the internet, it's inevitable.
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Old 03-31-2012, 02:18 PM   #78
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Re: how do i get hands from HM to post in here?

And to be sliiiiiiiiiightly more helpful
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i feel that the merge network random number generator is set up for entertainment.. ive never seen so many ridiculous bad beats...
I bet you haven't seen very many, but you remember the ones you have seen very strongly.
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i want to upload some of the hands as proof....
There's no point, since:
1) Nobody gives a **** about your "bad beats"
2) We all play poker. We know what bad beats look like. Yours aren't special.
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for example.. i have KK on J73 flop.. and get it in vs 22.. thats right an underpair.. but wait what is the river... a 2 of course... and you wont believe how the action went... i bet flop he raised and i shoved and he called off with deuces.... thats right he CALLED OFF with deuces....
I, too, get mad when someone goes out of their way to try to give me their money.
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im sure he only did that because he KNEW he was going to win...
Yep, no one ever makes bad plays because they're bad players or anything.
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its set up for entertainment for sure...
Seems strange that the "entertainment" pisses off half or more of your customers.
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theres just no way this can happen this often..
How often is it happening?
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i mean i understand every now and then... but how can i ALWAYS lose with the best hand... i mean ALWAYS...
al·ways - Adverb: At all times; on all occasions. Look up "selective memory" sometime.
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please i would love to share my hands on here..
Already covered. I will tell you a fun filter to run in HM. Click the Filter button so this window pops up:


By using the "Won hand = False" and "Allin Win% is Bigger Than..." filters, you can see just how many times you lost a hand as an x% favorite! Wowsers!

Your first whiney hand, AK losing to 23 on an AJ4 flop is pretty boring, 23 wins that hand 1 in 5 times. The second one, the oh so brutal KK losing to 22 on a J73 flop, is a better "bad beat", since KK was 90.67% to win. By setting the "Allin Win%" filter to 90 or so, you'll only see the beats that were about as bad or worse than your KK hand. I'd be stunned if you have more than 5.

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ive literally been sucked out on for all my money..
Add "bankroll management" to that list of things to look up.
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they say it evens out in the long run... well it doesnt for me lolololool
2 things again:
1) Variance doesn't "even out"
2) The "long run" is tens of millions of hands.
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online porn is legal and it causes viruses and costs people money... but online poker is illegal...
This is a super ****ty argument (oh no, porn costs money, I guess it's a good thing no one loses money playing poker, right) and it's wrong. Online poker isn't illegal, except for a few states.
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Old 03-31-2012, 02:18 PM   #79
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Re: whats up with this community

don't ban op
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Old 03-31-2012, 02:19 PM   #80
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Re: whats up with this community

move to bbv imo.
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Old 03-31-2012, 02:21 PM   #81
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why does every post have a bunch of *******s replying just talking mad shiit? instead of intelligent conversation...
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i feel that the merge network random number generator is set up for entertainment.. ive never seen so many ridiculous bad beats... i just got bluffed by 23 off on AJ4 flop when i had AK... he check shoves all in.. and hits running 2 and 3... this site is a joke
i want to upload some of the hands as proof....
for example.. i have KK on J73 flop.. and get it in vs 22.. thats right an underpair.. but wait what is the river... a 2 of course... and you wont believe how the action went... i bet flop he raised and i shoved and he called off with deuces.... thats right he CALLED OFF with deuces.... im sure he only did that because he KNEW he was going to win...
its set up for entertainment for sure... theres just no way this can happen this often.. i mean i understand every now and then... but how can i ALWAYS lose with the best hand... i mean ALWAYS... please i would love to share my hands on here.. ive literally been sucked out on for all my money.. they say it evens out in the long run... well it doesnt for me lolololool
i miss pokerstars so much... back when you could multi table $2 and $4 180 mans and make sick profit... they have 1 dollar tournaments with 4 figure prizes... merge can go to hell for sure.. and *** the government too... online porn is legal and it causes viruses and costs people money... but online poker is illegal... i hope bad things happen to the people who caused this
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Old 03-31-2012, 02:21 PM   #82
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Re: whats up with this community

I'm just here to look at the hot avatar's
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Old 03-31-2012, 02:22 PM   #83
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it says your into christianity.. christians are not rational people.. lmao.. clown
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Old 03-31-2012, 02:31 PM   #84
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Re: how do i get hands from HM to post in here?

thanks otatop... im just raging.. people are irrational when they are tilting.. thanks for the clarification tho.. your reply put me in a better mood.. gonna use my VIP points to get my money back now
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Old 03-31-2012, 02:35 PM   #85
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Re: whats up with this community

+1
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Old 03-31-2012, 02:38 PM   #86
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lol @ otatop
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Old 03-31-2012, 02:42 PM   #87
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Do you expect to find intelligent people on a poker message board? Most of them are busto fish that pray reading posts will make them good players. Then they realize they aren't learning so they lash out.
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Old 03-31-2012, 02:48 PM   #88
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Re: whats up with this community

@OP: What's up with your username?

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Do you expect to find intelligent people on a poker message board? Most of them are busto fish that pray reading posts will make them good players. Then they realize they aren't learning so they lash out.
Please don't draw conclusions out of your own performance and assume it has to be the case for everyone.
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Old 03-31-2012, 03:00 PM   #89
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Welcome to the Zoo.
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Old 03-31-2012, 03:04 PM   #90
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