And to be sliiiiiiiiiightly more helpful
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Originally Posted by lockvictim
i feel that the merge network random number generator is set up for entertainment.. ive never seen so many ridiculous bad beats...
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I bet you haven't seen very many, but you remember the ones you have seen very strongly.
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i want to upload some of the hands as proof....
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There's no point, since:
1) Nobody gives a **** about your "bad beats"
2) We all play poker. We know what bad beats look like. Yours aren't special.
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for example.. i have KK on J73 flop.. and get it in vs 22.. thats right an underpair.. but wait what is the river... a 2 of course... and you wont believe how the action went... i bet flop he raised and i shoved and he called off with deuces.... thats right he CALLED OFF with deuces....
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I, too, get mad when someone goes out of their way to try to give me their money.
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im sure he only did that because he KNEW he was going to win...
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Yep, no one ever makes bad plays because they're bad players or anything.
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its set up for entertainment for sure...
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Seems strange that the "entertainment" pisses off half or more of your customers.
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theres just no way this can happen this often..
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How often is it happening?
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i mean i understand every now and then... but how can i ALWAYS lose with the best hand... i mean ALWAYS...
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al·ways - Adverb: At all times; on all occasions. Look up "selective memory" sometime.
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please i would love to share my hands on here..
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Already covered. I will tell you a fun filter to run in HM. Click the Filter button so this window pops up:
By using the "Won hand = False" and "Allin Win% is Bigger Than..." filters, you can see just how many times you lost a hand as an x% favorite! Wowsers!
Your first whiney hand, AK losing to 23 on an AJ4 flop is pretty boring, 23 wins that hand 1 in 5 times. The second one, the oh so brutal KK losing to 22 on a J73 flop, is a better "bad beat", since KK was 90.67% to win. By setting the "Allin Win%" filter to 90 or so, you'll only see the beats that were about as bad or worse than your KK hand. I'd be stunned if you have more than 5.
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ive literally been sucked out on for all my money..
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Add "bankroll management" to that list of things to look up.
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they say it evens out in the long run... well it doesnt for me lolololool
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2 things again:
1) Variance doesn't "even out"
2) The "long run" is tens of millions of hands.
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online porn is legal and it causes viruses and costs people money... but online poker is illegal...
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This is a super ****ty argument (oh no, porn costs money, I guess it's a good thing no one loses money playing poker, right) and it's wrong. Online poker isn't illegal, except for a few states.