Not sure if there was a thread for this already, mods please move if so.
Found this guy fairly amusing today, couldn't resist.
ovemind13: MINRAISE WITH A5o
ovemind13: FROM PROFFESOR
ovemind13: NH WP!
ovemind13: KEEP 3B WITH THAT
Dealer: Hand #81195565525: raca1983 wins pot (1,610)
Ences: How much have you lost today?
Ences: Someone's being a bit of a b1tch.
ovemind13: WON ARROUND 40$ ON MICROS
ovemind13: LOL
Ences: Ooh you baller.
Dealer: Hand #81195582862: Ences wins pot (11,776)
ovemind13: AND IM NERVOUS TODAY
ovemind13: SO IM PLAYING THIS ****TY DONKAMENTS
Ences: im sure you are.
Dealer: raca1983 has two pair, Eights and Threes
Dealer: Ences has two pair, Jacks and Eights
Dealer: Hand #81195631128: Ences wins pot (5,314) with two pair, Jacks and Eights
ovemind13: I THINK UR BIGGER BALLER
ovemind13: FISH GETTING PROFFESOR LISENCE
Dealer: ovemind13, it's your turn. You have 14 seconds to act
ovemind13: IS BALLER M8!
Ences: I like you
Ences: haha
ovemind13: U GUYS...
ovemind13: I FJKCING LOVE U!
ovemind13: <3
ovemind13:

Dealer: ovemind13, it's your turn. You have 14 seconds to act
Dealer: Hand #81195786517: raca1983 wins pot (860)
ovemind13: WOW I JUST SAW
ovemind13: AJ HAND
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ovemind13: WP PROFFESOR
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ovemind13: U GOTTA HAVE NOSE FOR RIVER J
Dealer: raca1983 has a pair of Kings
Dealer: mastercla210 has three of a kind, Aces
Dealer: Hand #81195832314: mastercla210 wins pot (28,710) with three of a kind, Aces
ovemind13: WITH AIR CRUISING ALL DA WAYYYYYYY
ovemind13: WEEEEEEEE
Dealer: 229944, it's your turn. You have 14 seconds to act
Dealer: Hand #81195874892: Ences wins pot (860)
Dealer: Hand #81195895651: mastercla210 wins pot (860)
ovemind13: NO MORE TALKY TALKY?
ovemind13:
Busted him too bless him
Dealer: Ences has two pair, Aces and Queens
Dealer: ovemind13 has a pair of Kings
Ences: cya
Dealer: Hand #81196045685: Ences wins pot (11,794) with two pair, Aces and Queens
Dealer: ovemind13 finished the tournament in 443rd place
ovemind13 [observer]: NH PROFF
ovemind13 [observer]: I HOPE U GET TO FT
Ences: thx
Ences: gl
ovemind13 [observer]: ALTHO I DOUBT IT :s
ovemind13 [observer]: GG