***Hero Poker CEO Official Player Relations Thread***

[iCdonks]

Originally Posted by dirtydiana73

Under "promotions" click on active bonuses. This should show in detail how many vip points you need to clear whatever bonus you won. Until you clear it dont count that money towards your real cash.

ok thx i recieved an infraction for low content post so i must add to them
some spanish player wanted to know if he would be allowed on us sites if they become a reality cus he said us players are donkeys i said[ i am ]
i got a warning for low content post
so agin thx for the info and i will sure look at that next time i am on line
have a wonderfull day all of you

[iBOOBOO]

the women tournamets are a network thing, not hero. they are a great thing for the ladies

[wwwin]

Originally Posted by iBOOBOO

the women tournamets are a network thing, not hero. they are a great thing for the ladies

The Hero or Amazon Golden Apples or Amazon intense training etc. tournys with only 18 players instead of 24 or 27 players for men are not a network thing...women are mentally equal to men as it relates to poker skill acquisition...why do women need extra help???. Let's have some Hero Testosteron or Golden Apples Testosterone with only, 18 players same as the ladies.

Some of these ladies, or she males, are ruthless. They use a sexy or skimpily clad picture as an Avatar trying to distract men...if they want to use their sexuality as an advantage then they don't need any extra odds help...it's the men who need the extra help!

[mahoney0022]

Let's not forget men have to shave and take out the trash and have all sorts of other responsibilities society demands of them. If there is a 30 pound rock in the middle of a path that needs to be lifted whose gonna do it? A man.

Yesterday I was taking a walk and there was a guy laboring away in the heat and humidity stripping paint off the side of his house. His wife was just sitting there with her legs crossed sipping an iced coffee by the kiddie pool.

[wwwin]

Originally Posted by mahoney0022

Let's not forget men have to shave and take out the trash and have all sorts of other responsibilities society demands of them. If there is a 30 pound rock in the middle of a path that needs to be lifted whose gonna do it? A man.

Yesterday I was taking a walk and there was a guy laboring away in the heat and humidity stripping paint off the side of his house. His wife was just sitting there with her legs crossed sipping an iced coffee by the kiddie pool.

and she probably would not uncrossed them until the poor guy finished the job...another example of men needing affirmative action ...LOL

[CwazyMonter]

Originally Posted by wwwin

The Hero or Amazon Golden Apples or Amazon intense training etc. tournys with only 18 players instead of 24 or 27 players for men are not a network thing...women are mentally equal to men as it relates to poker skill acquisition...why do women need extra help???. Let's have some Hero Testosteron or Golden Apples Testosterone with only, 18 players same as the ladies.

The same reason women get into bars free on ladies night. Or, alternatively, the same reason Augusta doesn't allow women members. Its a private business/marketing decision guys. The free market dictates. Get over it and stop derailing the thread.

[iBOOBOO]

when i said the woman tournaments are a network thing i was talking about the "Ladies Only" mtts, not the sngs

[Synergistic Explosions]

The real issue has always been the men who create accounts under their wives name so they can play in these 'ladies' tournaments. Don't you think? Men see the huge overlays and take advantage of a promotion they are not entitled to.

I agree with the concept that women are unequal in skill and should be pooled with other unskillful players so they have a better chance to enjoy the game. It's the men who sign up under wives, g/f's, mothers, sisters, etc accounts to take advantage of these poor women who I have an issue with. To protect the women I think they should get rid of these tournaments.

Then take those tournament guarantees and give them to the old people, of both sexes, so we can play against people of our own age group. That makes much more sense. Old people are feeble minded and need to be able to play other feeble minded people. It's harder to fake being old than being a woman. To enter the old people tournament you can just have them scan their AARP card to get entry.

I'm going to nap for a few hours now. Will be back later if I remember.

[kaifazord]

Originally Posted by Synergistic Explosions

The real issue has always been the men who create accounts under their wives name so they can play in these 'ladies' tournaments. Don't you think? Men see the huge overlays and take advantage of a promotion they are not entitled to.

I agree with the concept that women are unequal in skill and should be pooled with other unskillful players so they have a better chance to enjoy the game. It's the men who sign up under wives, g/f's, mothers, sisters, etc accounts to take advantage of these poor women who I have an issue with. To protect the women I think they should get rid of these tournaments.

Then take those tournament guarantees and give them to the old people, of both sexes, so we can play against people of our own age group. That makes much more sense. Old people are feeble minded and need to be able to play other feeble minded people. It's harder to fake being old than being a woman. To enter the old people tournament you can just have them scan their AARP card to get entry.

I'm going to nap for a few hours now. Will be back later if I remember.

you may get some flack for this...

[OldYoda]

Originally Posted by Synergistic Explosions

The real issue has always been the men who create accounts under their wives name so they can play in these 'ladies' tournaments. Don't you think? Men see the huge overlays and take advantage of a promotion they are not entitled to.

I agree with the concept that women are unequal in skill and should be pooled with other unskillful players so they have a better chance to enjoy the game. It's the men who sign up under wives, g/f's, mothers, sisters, etc accounts to take advantage of these poor women who I have an issue with. To protect the women I think they should get rid of these tournaments.

Then take those tournament guarantees and give them to the old people, of both sexes, so we can play against people of our own age group. That makes much more sense. Old people are feeble minded and need to be able to play other feeble minded people. It's harder to fake being old than being a woman. To enter the old people tournament you can just have them scan their AARP card to get entry.

I'm going to nap for a few hours now. Will be back later if I remember.

Senior Citizen Tournaments, what a great idea. We can get reduced price buy ins. I would be the first to support this idea.

[Synergistic Explosions]

Originally Posted by OldYoda

Senior Citizen Tournaments, what a great idea. We can get reduced price buy ins. I would be the first to support this idea.

The support is great! I think it's very clear the demand is there for Golden Geezer Guaranteed Tournaments. My marketing team came up with that name. They said Old Geezer would not go over well, it was to demeaning they said. I trust them. I'll just call them the GGG's for short.

Also they said 'Ladies' only Guaranteeds were demeaning. So they suggested not to segregate the GGG's by gender since senility equalizes the playing field for women. A senile male Golden Geezer is about equal to a healthy young woman when it comes to poker they said. I'm not saying that, it was them. I'd bet on Dolly any day over Vanessa or Liv though. Who wouldn't?

[iCdonks]

whats that reddit poker wheres the password theres no info on it just game times and leaderboard
ok thx

[OldYoda]

Originally Posted by Synergistic Explosions

The support is great! I think it's very clear the demand is there for Golden Geezer Guaranteed Tournaments. My marketing team came up with that name. They said Old Geezer would not go over well, it was to demeaning they said. I trust them. I'll just call them the GGG's for short.

Also they said 'Ladies' only Guaranteeds were demeaning. So they suggested not to segregate the GGG's by gender since senility equalizes the playing field for women. A senile male Golden Geezer is about equal to a healthy young woman when it comes to poker they said. I'm not saying that, it was them. I'd bet on Dolly any day over Vanessa or Liv though. Who wouldn't?

To avoid any hint of misogyny we'll call them the Golden Geezer and Geezerette Guaranteeds, the GGGG's.

What say you Hero CEO? You could lock up the entire old folk demographic. I'm excited. Finally a tournament structured for me. If we play them after dusk I get a handicap because I begin to sundown as the shadows grow.

[Synergistic Explosions]

Originally Posted by OldYoda

To avoid any hint of misogyny we'll call them the Golden Geezer and Geezerette Guaranteeds, the GGGG's.

It's the misandry that worries me. I see no way to stop the spread of that because the memetics of the neologisms suggest otherwise, as evidence in this thread already indicates.

[OldYoda]

Originally Posted by Synergistic Explosions

It's the misandry that worries me. I see no way to stop the spread of that because the memetics of the neologisms suggest otherwise, as evidence in this thread already indicates.

Misandry has become ubiquitous, but we risk derailing the thread with that discussion. Let's concentrate on the core concept of old guy tournaments. I actually think the idea should be considered and has significant merit. But, as I said, it's after sundown and my thoughts are not to be trusted. I realize that the voices that begin to whisper from the shadows aren't real, but they are no less present for that knowledge. Come back tomorrow and we'll debate this when the sun is in the sky.